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Fallom posted:calories are like vitamins where if you take 1000x your daily value the extra just passes harmlessly through you Harmlessly? Tell that to my toilet
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Harmlessly? Tell that to my toilet Just SMDH if you didn’t already buy the Costco rear end washer.
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I get pretty irritated with the DirectTV guys asking me every time I come to shop “Hey you want to hear what we got going on today?” You’re trying to sling cable that’s what you got going on, be upfront about it. Someone runs into them the first time they may think they’re gonna talk about something Costco has going on. Nope it’s just a cold approach trying to sale cable. They need to say “Can we talk to you about what DirectTV is offering?”
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Yeah I also don't like proselytizers.
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Coredump posted:I get pretty irritated with the DirectTV guys asking me every time I come to shop “Hey you want to hear what we got going on today?” You’re trying to sling cable that’s what you got going on, be upfront about it. Someone runs into them the first time they may think they’re gonna talk about something Costco has going on. Nope it’s just a cold approach trying to sale cable. They need to say “Can we talk to you about what DirectTV is offering?” I just tell them I don't have broadcast TV at home and it tends to shut them up.
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It just say no thanks and walk by.
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Coredump posted:I get pretty irritated with the DirectTV guys asking me every time I come to shop “Hey you want to hear what we got going on today?” You’re trying to sling cable that’s what you got going on, be upfront about it. Someone runs into them the first time they may think they’re gonna talk about something Costco has going on. Nope it’s just a cold approach trying to sale cable. They need to say “Can we talk to you about what DirectTV is offering?” They're wearing a DirecTV shirt and standing in front of the DirecTV kiosk tho Geoj posted:I just tell them I don't have broadcast TV at home and it tends to shut them up. I tell them I already have DirecTV and they give me a high five
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FCKGW posted:They're wearing a DirecTV shirt and standing in front of the DirecTV kiosk tho The ones at my store don't wear a uniform and hang out by other displays lol I was looking at a bbq once and the dude started chatting me up
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Picked up from bulgogi mandu at church today, and some bottles of rosé (the Gerard Bertrand Cote des Roses is $12!), PBUC.
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MarcusSA posted:It just say no thanks and walk by. Look at this guy who doesn't have autism wooo you're so great guy
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Yes, not getting annoyed by small things is in fact pretty great.
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Taima posted:Just in time for the holidays, the popcornopolis Zebra popcorn is on sale this month. Literally the best dessert popcorn ever made. Also if you serve it individually in little stoneware bowls or whatever you have on hand it makes an easy, incredible dinner party dessert. They had this popcorn out for samples today. It was kinda bland. :|
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Learned you can pay for your hotdog with the rest of your items at check-out today. There's no point to doing it as you still have to wait in line and show the food court your receipt but you can do it.
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FCKGW posted:They're wearing a DirecTV shirt and standing in front of the DirecTV kiosk tho I'm just doing my shopping when someone to my side is all "Hey can we talk to you about what we got going on today?" I haven't seen a shirt yet. I think its a Costco employee with something good. Nerp, its these dickheads.
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Coredump posted:I get pretty irritated with the DirectTV guys asking me every time I come to shop “Hey you want to hear what we got going on today?” say that you're an atheist and keep walking
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If the sales man wants to talk I just don't talk and continue to look pointlessly at the bathroom rug things across the aisle from him and then walk away If it is a hot girl I want to do I begin the seduction
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its a good idea to take some samples of your own to exchange with the sample people so you don't owe them anything. Receive a medicine up of chicken salad and leave a grape in its place. Ask the sample person if they'd like to try a grape.
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Coredump posted:I get pretty irritated with the DirectTV guys asking me every time I come to shop “Hey you want to hear what we got going on today?” You’re trying to sling cable that’s what you got going on, be upfront about it. Someone runs into them the first time they may think they’re gonna talk about something Costco has going on. Nope it’s just a cold approach trying to sale cable. They need to say “Can we talk to you about what DirectTV is offering?” I think worse than this is the occasional as seen on TV-esque salespeople with a speaker doing demonstrations and "free giveaways" (of travel/sample size items) for poo poo like $60 bottles of hand lotion, because a crowd of assholes 45 deep will block and entire main aisle way for the chance at a .25 ounce sample of mushroom paste mixed with jergens.
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spent $145, got a years supply of dishwasher pods, laundry pods, socks, 2 weeks of food and snacks for work pbuc
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Got an 18” pizza with a coworker who has a membership, it was 10$ and sodas out of the vending machine we’re a dollar but overall.. meh. I’ll try the dog but it’s probably not worth the drive. Maybe it’s just a central Ohio thing but pretty much no one in the store had any regard whatsoever of the people surrounding them, and it was generally more uncomfortable than say a Walmart shopping experience
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This one time I talked to a saleschick who was trying to sell routers just because she was good looking. I didn't need or want a router. Welp that's my costco story.
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interwhat posted:Got an 18” pizza with a coworker who has a membership, it was 10$ and sodas out of the vending machine we’re a dollar but overall.. meh. I’ll try the dog but it’s probably not worth the drive. Maybe it’s just a central Ohio thing but pretty much no one in the store had any regard whatsoever of the people surrounding them, and it was generally more uncomfortable than say a Walmart shopping experience for the heretic,
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Why is the vanilla ice cream so expensive? $13 for two half gallon containers....
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i am harry posted:Why is the vanilla ice cream so expensive? $13 for two half gallon containers.... The other stuff you been buying it fake dogshit probably Cream is expensive, how much would it cost you to buy a gallon of cream? Cheap brands work air in as much as they can (adding agents to promote this) and it gets to be that a pint of shitcream is something like 40% cream and 60% air. Premium brands avoid doing this. They also don't jam in as much milk as they can get away with, etc raton fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Dec 2, 2018 |
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Yeah, check your cheap rear end ice cream and the packaging will probably describe it as "frozen dairy topping" or some poo poo while carefully dancing around the term "ice cream" because it can't legally describe itself as such
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schreibs posted:This one time I talked to a saleschick who was trying to sell routers just because she was good looking. I didn't need or want a router. Welp that's my costco story. Well did you get a router ?
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Well did you get a router ? He bought six, but luckily costco has amazing return policies, and the customer service ladies are nowhere near as attractive.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Well did you get a router ? And did you put a dog in it?
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raton posted:Cream is expensive, how much would it cost you to buy a gallon of cream? I assume my cost for cream is 200x what an ice cream manufacturer would pay for an order of 100 tons Not to be mistaken for the cost of my cream
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durrneez posted:And did you put a dog in it?
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raton posted:The other stuff you been buying it fake dogshit probably That's so weird because it puts the word "Milk" clearly before the word "Cream" on the box. The closest thing by a long shot is a gallon of Blue Bell not on sale for something like $7.99.
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This ice cream is really, really good tho, and totally worth the cost. like, REALLY good.
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I bought a Cosco brand item at Costco.
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I bought an ice cream maker to go with my kitchen aid mixer, and the vanilla ice cream I made from scratch was only just as good as the stuff Costco sells. I don’t make homemade ice cream any more.
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mik posted:I bought a Cosco brand item at Costco.
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Goin to the 'stco later today. Def gonna pick up some of that zebra popcorn to bring to work so that everyone can enjoy the fruits that spring forth from our dear church.
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The in-store optometrist has betrayed me with a single year duration contact exam, every other one I've ever had is 2 years!! Costco Optical lady shaking her head at my poor choice
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Dely Apple posted:The in-store optometrist has betrayed me with a single year duration contact exam, every other one I've ever had is 2 years!! I have never seen that before.
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i am harry posted:That's so weird because it puts the word "Milk" clearly before the word "Cream" on the box. That's because in English we say milk and cream not cream and milk because the m doesnt allide well with the reduced "and" sound ("n") Also pint of Ben and Jerrys is like four bucks, there are eight pints in a gallon so that's three times as expensive
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Fallom posted:I assume my cost for cream is 200x what an ice cream manufacturer would pay for an order of 100 tons I think your assumption is wrong about the cost, grocery stores run on pretty thin margins on stuff like cream (that can be bought at any store and whose prices people remember and compare). Probably no more than 50% up from bulk wholesale.
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