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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




kazr posted:

No ketchup, as God intended. Very nice.

:yeah:

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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:



Get in my aBellllly!

S-tier lookin' hot dog right there my friend

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


look at the texture on that baby. all beef, that's what I'm talkin' about.

thinkin bout those dogs

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON


Went a little light on the onions there frances? Puny arms only managed one turn of the crank?

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


maniacripper posted:

Went a little light on the onions there frances? Puny arms only managed one turn of the crank?

Oh HERE it is! I knew the onions would bring me suffering. I'm no wispy Sam's club reject, anyone who knows me knows I grind my onions out 30 even 45 seconds at a time. Big beefy loads, piled high and waiting to be pounded. Not today though, today Costco did me dirty; the onion grinder was empty. What little onions I have there I fished out myself. A black mark on an otherwise stellar visit to the finest building in the land.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I'm glad you addressed the onion fiasco. You would have hurt a lot of us. I hope you at least cranked it a few times anyway for your Costco homies.

I'm terribly sorry for your loss. Costco will fix it. They always do.

naem
May 29, 2011



BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:



Make you wonder how many hot dog emporiums they have in that biggun?!?!?!!!!!!

naem
May 29, 2011



BaconCopter posted:

Make you wonder how many hot dog emporiums they have in that biggun?!?!?!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/P7PDDySY1E8

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:



LOOK RIGHT HERE BUDDY. I don't know where the gently caress you are coming from. IT WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION. HOW MANY DOGS?

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


How many dogs???????? Plz tell us

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


anyone want some drugz? :dukedoge:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

drat dude. If you get caught with that much they're gonna knock you for selling as a dealer.

Be careful.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:



Get in my aBellllly!


kazr posted:

No ketchup, as God intended. Very nice.


AOCs Pink Pearl
Jan 20, 2012


That dog is about to convince me to get out of bed and make a paltry excuse for it in my microwave.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005



Hot dog protip: they keep little containers of sauer kraut behind the counter to really make your dog experience special

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

kazr posted:

Hot dog protip: they keep little containers of sauer kraut behind the counter to really make your dog experience special

if they had packs of dill relish i would go to war for Costco

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


kazr posted:

Hot dog protip: they keep little containers of sauer kraut behind the counter to really make your dog experience special



Pretend homer's face is a kraut dog from Costco that I'm about to nosh on

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates



kazr posted:

Hot dog protip: they keep little containers of sauer kraut behind the counter to really make your dog experience special

Holy poo poo....

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!



yeah I wish

italian quid
Jan 19, 2014

#essereFerrari



For years the only jeans I could get in my size was castoff Guess jeans purchased at an outlet place. Today Costco delivered, Levi's in my size. I just bought three pairs, praise to Costco for letting me finally get some proper jeans

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Young Orc

1500quidporsche posted:

For years the only jeans I could get in my size was castoff Guess jeans purchased at an outlet place. Today Costco delivered, Levi's in my size. I just bought three pairs, praise to Costco for letting me finally get some proper jeans

What size?

italian quid
Jan 19, 2014

#essereFerrari



30x34. At one stage when I still smoked I was 28x34 and that really was like pulling teeth trying to find something that didn't make me look like I just swing by the salvation army on my way back from the methadone clinic.

AOCs Pink Pearl
Jan 20, 2012


1500quidporsche posted:

I just swing by the salvation army on my way back from the methadone clinic.

Don't doxx me please.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


1500quidporsche posted:

30x34. At one stage when I still smoked I was 28x34 and that really was like pulling teeth trying to find something that didn't make me look like I just swing by the salvation army on my way back from the methadone clinic.

Costco stocks very carefully according to the demographics of the area. There are two Costcos I go to here, one in a shopping area where people from West Virginia go and one right across the river from where the orthodox jewish communities are, and they wouldn't be two more different places.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




The only Costco in my area is equally frequented by the massive Orthodox Jew community and the equally massive Hispanic community and I've never really noticed any targetted marketing towards either

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


Kelp Me! posted:

The only Costco in my area is equally frequented by the massive Orthodox Jew community and the equally massive Hispanic community and I've never really noticed any targetted marketing towards either

The west side one where all of WV goes to shop has lots of tacky camouflage poo poo, gun safes, hunting gear, etc

the eastern one has normal people poo poo and also a kosher bakery

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 30, 2003




It probably helps that the Costco is smack dab in the middle of an assload of Orthodox shops (kosher bakeries, Judaica, kosher supermarket, etc.), and there's an awesome supermarket across the street that focuses heavily on ultra-cheap, authentic Hispanic brands, so they probably get by with the usual setup.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004




What are the top 10 items you have to buy every time you visit?

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


DrPlump posted:

What are the top 10 items you have to buy every time you visit?

A chest of spring mix greens
The chest of hydroponic lettuce
A chest of 69 eggs(or so)
Two heaping tubs of Kirkland lobster bisque
The chest of cheddar cheese
A satchel of Kirkland Black Forest ham
A monster box of diet cokes
A carved case of mangos
A huge round up of Kirkland coffee beans(grind on the insanely sick grinder right past the registers)
And of course a fresh chicken rotisserie for daddy to nom nom on the way home.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




DrPlump posted:

What are the top 10 items you have to buy every time you visit?

Whole prosciutto x10.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002



Bananas, tomatoes, antibiotic free chicken nuggets, 18 cage free eggs, bag of baby carrots, hummus, coffee, Noosa brand yogurt, clothes for my 13 month old kid since she grows out of them so fast, and that chicken alfredo they sell at the deli.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


DrPlump posted:

What are the top 10 items you have to buy every time you visit?

A $1.50 hot dog and a drink, rest is a crapshoot.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




C. Everett Koop posted:

A $1.50 hot dog and a drink, rest is a crapshoot.

This is the real answer.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


C. Everett Koop posted:

A $1.50 hot dog and a drink, rest is a crapshoot.

I feel like that went without saying, probably even grab a dog for later, throw that 100% kosher beef right in your pocket on the way out

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

My Costco carries Bitchin Sauce, which is like a spicy hummus, except its made from almonds.

Its addictive.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


I gotta go to Costco tonight and get gas, other than that and a $1.50 hot dog and a drink, what else should I get?

Don't say the chicken I'm going on vacation and I'm not gonna eat a drat Costco chicken in one setting c'mon now.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


C. Everett Koop posted:

Don't say the chicken I'm going on vacation and I'm not gonna eat a drat Costco chicken in one setting c'mon now.

Lmao if you don't.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002



Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Lmao if you don't.

Yeah, the whole chicken is like $5, just eat your favorite parts.

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Meydey
Dec 31, 2005


C. Everett Koop posted:

Don't say the chicken I'm going on vacation and I'm not gonna eat a drat Costco chicken in one setting c'mon now.

Thats why god invented the freezer. Eat what you can, freeze the rest. Casserole, soup, salad etc all are better with chicken bits in/on them.

Get a bag of Pepperoni sticks for the trip.

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