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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich


Considering taking a train like an hour out of downtown just to hit up a CostCo to buy myself a birthday cake, muffins... and you KNOW I'm snaggin' a dog with mustard/onion/relish.

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tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless


Teikanmi posted:

Considering taking a train like an hour out of downtown just to hit up a CostCo to buy myself a birthday cake, muffins... and you KNOW I'm snaggin' a dog with mustard/onion/relish.

Don't do this.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Do it, but get some refills... they're free!!!!!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Neigh

Teikanmi posted:

Considering taking a train like an hour out of downtown just to hit up a CostCo to buy myself a birthday cake, muffins... and you KNOW I'm snaggin' a dog with mustard/onion/relish.
i'm all in favor of riding transit here and death to cars, but costco makes owning a car worth it because lol, are you really going to carry poo poo back on the train?

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


I;m thinking about thos dogs

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

No Butt Stuff posted:

Almost did this but instead I grabbed some pork butts that are coming up on hour 8 on the smoker at the moment.

:thumbsup:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Dehydrated, pure concentrated Costco.



Hot DOG that's some fine lookin' jerky.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


Get it?! 1.25 pound all beef hot dogs, ya dumbo. DUH

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Already missin dogs'n'refills, honest prices and good people.

I saw something VERY rude and vile in my trip yesterday, bear witness:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Already missin dogs'n'refills, honest prices and good people.

I saw something VERY rude and vile in my trip yesterday, bear witness:



Truly an appalling thing when someone desecrates such a holy place.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

What's our burning of heretics policy?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!


2% ash back

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Young Orc

:discourse:

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007




Pillbug

Glad to see another person branching out with the pep and parm dog.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Definitely gonna have to give that a shot next time.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

We don't have those..... yet. Just yellow mustard, deli mustard, ketchup, relish, and onions. Well as far as I'm aware at least.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

RUN IT BACK



The Kirkland Butts were delicious and now I have a freezer full of pulled pork.

To celebrate I went back to Costco this morning and bought myself some new jeans and 200 dollars worth of groceries.

E: Also a slice of za and a pepsi.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Young Orc

No Butt Stuff posted:

The Kirkland Butts were delicious and now I have a freezer full of pulled pork.

To celebrate I went back to Costco this morning and bought myself some new jeans and 200 dollars worth of groceries.

E: Also a slice of za and a pepsi.

Pulled pork, pizza, and new bigger jeans?

Enjoy your giant Kirkland butt :twisted:

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Pulled pork, pizza, and new bigger jeans?

Enjoy your giant Kirkland butt :twisted:

Body by Costco, fashion by Costco.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
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I work next to a Costco now and have disposable income. Should I take the plunge?

AOCs Pink Pearl
Jan 20, 2012


I wonder what the biggest pickle jar you can get at Costco is.

naem
May 29, 2011



Candlelight Virgil posted:

I wonder what the biggest pickle jar you can get at Costco is.

Could god create a pickle jar so big, that even he, could, um could not, mmmmm *eats a bunch of free samples*

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Candlelight Virgil posted:

I wonder what the biggest pickle jar you can get at Costco is.

There is a 2L one sitting in my fridge right now

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012



Bonzo posted:

There is a 2L one sitting in my fridge right now

Pitiful.

Metro, the kinda german equivalent of Costco, but for business owners and freelancers only, has this



10,2L for 8,55 EURO.

AOCs Pink Pearl
Jan 20, 2012


Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Pitiful.

Metro, the kinda german equivalent of Costco, but for business owners and freelancers only, has this



10,2L for 8,55 EURO.

But are they kosher?

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


RocktheCaulk posted:

I work next to a Costco now and have disposable income. Should I take the plunge?

Brother you do not dispose of the income you share with Costco. You invest it into both your and the 'stco's future.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012



Candlelight Virgil posted:

But are they kosher?

It's Germany, its not a factor. I wouldn't know. Most certainly not.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Official Forums Path of Exile Expert


Teikanmi posted:

Considering taking a train like an hour out of downtown just to hit up a CostCo to buy myself a birthday cake, muffins... and you KNOW I'm snaggin' a dog with mustard/onion/relish.

maybe you should conciser shopping for your groceries at the Walmart Superstore? the public bus goes right up to the door for, great for financially challenged people such as yourself. you can get a Mcdouble from the mcdonalds food court, sorry no dogs.

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010




Double dog breakfast.

After eating this, I realized how Icarus must have felt.

Cosmograph Kramer
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


I feel like maybe you were too excited to be double dipping in the holy vittles? The condiments coverage looks a little haphazard!

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Guys I'm at a benefit fair at my new job and the 'Co is here and I'm gonna take the plunge.

Is it worth getting the "executive???" Package? I've got a tiny diaper bound Caulk at home and figure I might hit that 2 percent threshold if we switch over.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002



RocktheCaulk posted:

Guys I'm at a benefit fair at my new job and the 'Co is here and I'm gonna take the plunge.

Is it worth getting the "executive???" Package? I've got a tiny diaper bound Caulk at home and figure I might hit that 2 percent threshold if we switch over.

They'll give you the difference back if you don't make it worth the executive membership.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010


Do it. There's no risk.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003



I bought a membership and am standing inside a Costco looking at a pallet of buckets of Maltesers for $9 and desperately trying not to put one in my basket.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012



i am harry posted:

I bought a membership and am standing inside a Costco looking at a pallet of buckets of Maltesers for $9 and desperately trying not to put one in my basket.

Buy it.You are weak.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

i am harry posted:

I bought a membership and am standing inside a Costco looking at a pallet of buckets of Maltesers for $9 and desperately trying not to put one in my basket.

Every trip to Costco brings new, exciting life choices.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

RUN IT BACK



RocktheCaulk posted:

Guys I'm at a benefit fair at my new job and the 'Co is here and I'm gonna take the plunge.

Is it worth getting the "executive???" Package? I've got a tiny diaper bound Caulk at home and figure I might hit that 2 percent threshold if we switch over.

Diapers are cheaper (for the same diaper) on Amazon subscribe and save.

You won't beat the formula prices though. Or Kirkland wipe prices.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS





Boys you're looking at Costcos newest EXEC member.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008




Jack-Off Lantern posted:

It's Germany, its not a factor. I wouldn't know. Most certainly not.

You realise you are begging for a :hitler: joke here yes

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Got to Costco at 7 AM today only to find out the warehouse doesn't open 'til 10 AM :whitewater:

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