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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Neigh

they arent coming back, neither is kraut

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



pepperoni slice is all you need. sorry sausage-likers. the onions are a loss but i dont put them on pepperoni slice :shrug:

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



My Dearest Martha,
It has been 379 days since the onion dispenser was removed, and I am beginning to lose all hope of its return. Some men are trying to survive with pepperoni slices, others have begun to rave about imaginary Italian sausages that never existed. I have grimly made do with cups of mustard and bottles of Pepsi, but the (free refill) machines are silent and my thirst overtakes me. I cannot go on much longer.

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!


my california costco the refill machines have been functional and being used the whole pandemic so there is nothing to turn on as they are already on lmao

Hed
Mar 31, 2004



Fun Shoe

Celexi posted:

my california costco the refill machines have been functional and being used the whole pandemic so there is nothing to turn on as they are already on lmao

For a sec I thought you were talking about an onion refill machine. Like those old coin-op coffee makers except it drops a condiment cup and plops a bunch of cut onions down.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

Costco: internal condiment bladder

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011


Hed posted:

For a sec I thought you were talking about an onion refill machine. Like those old coin-op coffee makers except it drops a condiment cup and plops a bunch of cut onions down.
Well if that doesn't exist it should. Have all the condiments in one. Coin-op condiment machines could be the sanitary wave of the future and we're on the ground floor of innovation. Someone who knows anything about engineering or whatever should get on this.

...no but for real I mean it. I'd pay too much money to have a little robot serve me onions and mustard. My purse smells funny.

Rufio
Feb 6, 2003

I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!

I had a slice of pepperoni pizza last time I went to the Co and I was very disappointed. I don't think I've experienced a greasier pizza in my life. I couldn't even finish it.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



the grease is the best part you idiot.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008



missing the onionizer

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Number one foodsaver tip, when you do the initial seal on the bottom of your bag it leaves like an inch of wasted bag after the seal. You can hit the seal button, stick it in, then pull it out quickly before the clamp goes and save yourself literally pennies worth of bag every time you use it!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004


Just enjoy the show.


Rufio posted:

I had a slice of pepperoni pizza last time I went to the Co and I was very disappointed. I don't think I've experienced a greasier pizza in my life. I couldn't even finish it.

Your heresy is unwelcome in this sacred temple

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




If one cannot withstand the true power of the Slice it is acceptable to temper it's strength with a napkin dab. But to deny the Slice is heresy.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010





Megamarm

Rufio posted:

I had a slice of pepperoni pizza last time I went to the Co and I was very disappointed. I don't think I've experienced a greasier pizza in my life. I couldn't even finish it.

The pizza quality is highly variable across and even within locations.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

Rufio posted:

I had a slice of pepperoni pizza last time I went to the Co and I was very disappointed. I don't think I've experienced a greasier pizza in my life. I couldn't even finish it.

go ahead and see yourself out

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



Rufio posted:

I had a slice of pepperoni pizza last time I went to the Co and I was very disappointed. I don't think I've experienced a greasier pizza in my life. I couldn't even finish it.

Get a load of this guy!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Hell Yeah posted:

the grease is the best part you idiot.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\


FCKGW posted:

Get a load of this guy!
Hes probably just not from NY.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor



david_a posted:

The pizza quality is highly variable across and even within locations.

It sure is, as are the hotdogs. I got one today and the bun was soggy and claggy, and it only had mustard down half of it. I was devastated.

But I got home and ate some of the apple crumble loaf cake and all was forgiven. I've never seen it before, but it's fantastic.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

the grease is the best part you idiot.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy


Pepperoni is like, greasy by design

I don't think I've ever had a slice of pepperoni from anywhere that wasn't greasy. Assuming it's fresh and didn't have a chance to cool and start reabsorbing it yet.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL


Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

it only had mustard down half of it. I was devastated.


They applied mustard for you? Poorly? Those bastards!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Xaris posted:

they arent coming back, neither is kraut

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

Xaris posted:

they arent coming back, neither is kraut

i want to believe

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Costco was extremely busy today. Got a couple packages of salmon. I'm always pleased with their seafood. Never bought any crab legs from there though.

BeAuMaN
Feb 18, 2014

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!


Condiment Dispensers are back at my local location. Only Mustard and Ketchup though. I asked if they had Onions back yet, and the person manning the food counter said No... but then followed up with "Soon!" as if trying to keep my spirits lifted.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

thathonkey posted:

i want to believe

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Hell Yeah posted:

the grease is the best part you idiot.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Full Metal Jackass posted:

Costco was extremely busy today. Got a couple packages of salmon. I'm always pleased with their seafood. Never bought any crab legs from there though.

The whole dungeness is a good price. They've only had clusters lately though and only in gigantic packages.

I'm not a huge crab leg person though. I'll eat them at the casino buffet, but not going out of my way to buy them.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS


Gaius Marius posted:

Yeah, the thing is most people don't pay enough attention to realize when the exec is worth it.

It's also why we push auto renew

this is why I got it for year 1 (several big ticket purchases already lined up, I'll break even) and am gonna decline it for year 2, probably renew online so they can't hardsell me because I won't be making those to push me over the limit again. No autorenew for me!!


also this thread is singlehandedly going to push me into buying 505 chiles ... I get mine from a NM seller already so I feel very prepared to do a compare and contrast, and the quantity is right :v:

Psion fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jun 20, 2021

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Big big thought tonight about heading to Costco tomorrow to grab like 3 slice of pizza for lunch... 2 cheeze 1 pep

big thinking

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Fallom posted:

missing the onionizer

foreverially onionized and loving it

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



Onionize me, Captain!

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013


I made a run to my local church yesterday afternoon with my fiancé. We grabbed a big box of strawberries and a two pack of cooking spray. On the way out I made my monthly pilgrimage to Costco Liquor and bought a bottle of the American vodka and a bottle of white rum, because cheap liquor is about the only thing that keeps me sane on the weekends anymore.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010



The American vodka is so much better than it used to be, but it's still not something you're going to really want to drink in a martini. Anything mixed works really well with it though, I usually just mix it in to iced tea.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

poisonpill posted:

Onionize me, Captain!

Ok, but there may be a brief stinging sensation.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!


Hell Gem

binge crotching posted:

The American vodka is so much better than it used to be, but it's still not something you're going to really want to drink in a martini. Anything mixed works really well with it though, I usually just mix it in to iced tea.

Vodka doesn’t go in a martini :confused:

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007




Dinosaur Gum

I am proudly eating at a Costco food court for the first time since 2019, feelin pretty pleased rn

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home


Scornful Sexbot posted:

I am proudly eating at a Costco food court for the first time since 2019, feelin pretty pleased rn

eating at the food court provides spectacular views

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

Bum the Sad posted:

Vodka doesn’t go in a martini :confused:

thank you. (this post brought to you by gin gang)

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