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I really would not have made my post if I'd known it would upset so many people. I haven't lit a fire like this in the 'co thread since I mistakenly said the food court pizzas were made in actual pizza ovens.
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massive L's being taken left and right itt
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Is there a KS rye whiskey and if not then why
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thathonkey posted:massive L's being taken left and right itt
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Goddamn, man, the poor gas station attendant has to work outside in literal brain melting temperatures in Oregon right now. There's almost no way that he's not having heatstroke symptoms. Try having just a tiny bit of empathy.
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Shwqa posted:Can we go back to whining about onions or whatever? I asked for $25 worth of onions and the fuckin kid filled up a whole pizza box with em! I asked for an over onion slip
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Bloodplay it again posted:I really would not have made my post if I'd known it would upset so many people. I haven't lit a fire like this in the 'co thread since I mistakenly said the food court pizzas were made in actual pizza ovens. One time i guesstimated the cost of a cotsco (flannel??) Item at around "$9 or $12ish bucks" and some goon got mad at me for not knowing the exact price of the item. Like god drat!
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Bigchops posted:The hoses are specifically designed not to scratch a car's paint. He's saying gravel, sand, and other abrasives adhere to the hose and then when its dragged across the car's paint they scratch it up, not that the rubber hose itself scratches up the car.
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Nitrousoxide posted:He's saying gravel, sand, and other abrasives adhere to the hose and then when its dragged across the car's paint they scratch it up, not that the rubber hose itself scratches up the car. Maybe they should live in a state that you can pump your own gas AND doesn't have gravel goblins coating the hoses in dastardly sand and rocks
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SirPablo posted:Anyone get the Girl Scout Thin Mint covered almonds? They're pretty good, not too sweet nor toothpaste minty, but they're rich and kinda outstay their welcome after a bit. I brought it to a long beach weekend and it was enjoyed but not finished by the group.
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Dear Costco, Please start carrying Terrapin Beer products. Especially Rye Pale Ale. Please and thank you. God bless, Pershing
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Where is my GODDAMN onion and relish dispensers u bitches.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QZgH1eP2o about the gas. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jun 30, 2021 |
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One time I got gas and the guy accidentally filled me up with premium instead of regular and I got all flushed and super mad for like 5 seconds. I could hear myself starting to ask for a refund when another part of my brain interrupted and said, "hey. I did the math, and it's like a friggin' dollar." I got super apologetic to the poor guy and we left the engagement amicably. We got Haunted House for the Atari 2600 when I was a kid, and my father thought it was so lovely he took it back to Sears. The guy there started into a prehistoric version of the "Sorry, sir, we don't accept opened software" but my father ripped into him until the guy, tears in his eyes and sniffing up snot, gave him his fifty bucks back. Don't ever be like my father. Costco SUP report: The Bodyglove 11' Inflatable SUP was a HUGE hit at the lake. The non-removable fins make it a little more bulky than it should be, but it's otherwise pretty perfect. Also, saw well over 30 other versions of it on the lake, many with different decorations on the top. Must be a super popular seller when it shows up.
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SirPablo posted:We all exist in this hellscape together. Don't need to go all crab bucket. After COVID we're all undersocialized pugs visiting the dog park for the first time.
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Bloodplay it again posted:The only thing that frustrates me about the 'co gas pumps is I always seemingly am stuck in the line where people drag the hose across their trunks because the tank is on the other side of the car. Every vehicle I have ever been in has an arrow on the gas gauge to indicate which side the tank is on. Don't make me wait longer just cause you don't wanna wait with the other GMC owners. This lane's for passenger side tanks, bub!!! You'd really be cursing me out, since I go left because the lines are shorter and pull that super-long hose over the bed of my truck. And then I have an F-150, and it takes a long time to fill because the tank is 36 gallons. I'm curious, though.... how does the gravel get on the rubber hoses in your state? That's a new one.
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onions
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Johnny Truant posted:they came into the thread and thought they were going to get praised for telling on themselves that they're an rear end in a top hat snitch
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GORDON posted:You'd really be cursing me out, since I go left because the lines are shorter and pull that super-long hose over the bed of my truck. And then I have an F-150, and it takes a long time to fill because the tank is 36 gallons. There is gravel all over my city from construction, and sand from gritting the roads in winter. It gets stuck in tires and dispersed everywhere naturally. Probably the same thing?
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Full Metal Jackass posted:onions
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It was me, I’ve been leaving gravel on all the fuel lines, and I’m sorry for all the pain I have caused the forums
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Full Metal Jackass posted:onions
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pnumoman posted:They're pretty good, not too sweet nor toothpaste minty, but they're rich and kinda outstay their welcome after a bit. I brought it to a long beach weekend and it was enjoyed but not finished by the group. is it milk chocolate or dark chocolate? trip report: the milk tea brown sugar boba bars are back in stock but i did not buy because they’d probably throw my macros off there was also a couple of boxes of yakitori desserts, like a creme puff but waffley and in yakitori shapes. if i had better self control, i’d buy them up for sure.i also saw some ice cream sandwiches that looked SO GOOD!!—cookies n cream ice cream between basically two giant oreo cookies. i went in looking for some regular degular smegular fries but costco only has SWEET POTATO fries?! come to think of it, i’ve never seen regular fries (but i’ve also never looked for them). picked up a rotisserie chicken and shredded the breast. man, this chicken is dry. im glad im eating it with the caesar salad from the refrigerated section.
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:KS rye whiskey
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Scornful Sexbot posted:It was me, I’ve been leaving gravel on all the fuel lines, and I’m sorry for all the pain I have caused the forums You motherfucker. How bout I buy you a dog?
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No but seriously I wish there was a Kirkland rye. There's always room for more cheap rye.
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durrneez posted:is it milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark. It's a good treat
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fizzymercury posted:No but seriously I wish there was a Kirkland rye. There's always room for more cheap rye.
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I got home with my costco groceries and was going to reward myself with a delicious treat of a strawberry filled croissant but it had too much filling in it so I drove back to the costco and crawled over the counter back into the bakery area and beat an old lady to death with a pizza peel.
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GORDON posted:You'd really be cursing me out, since I go left because the lines are shorter and pull that super-long hose over the bed of my truck. And then I have an F-150, and it takes a long time to fill because the tank is 36 gallons. gasoline is just watered down oil it builds up and gets sticky
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The only thing better than the dog and drink I had today was the supervisor at Costco being extremely apologetic and agreeing that the dude was acting like "a shithead" and is supposed to verbally confirm the amount of gas he puts in each car and blaming the customer is unacceptable. They said they'd talk to him, but who knows if that's even true, probably not. And I got my money back too. Thus ends the saga of the evil gas man. Also I got some of the raspberry crumble cookies. These things are god-tier.
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AHH F/UGH posted:The only thing better than the dog and drink I had today was the supervisor at Costco being extremely apologetic and agreeing that the dude was acting like "a shithead" and is supposed to verbally confirm the amount of gas he puts in each car and blaming the customer is unacceptable. They said they'd talk to him, but who knows if that's even true, probably not. And I got my money back too. Thus ends the saga of the evil gas man. You know they just didn't want to deal with you so they told you whatever you wanted to hear so you'd go away and leave them alone, right? That's what happened.
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No, let the rear end in a top hat live in his fantasy world where he came out on top of his altercation with the evil corporate entity that is Costco and Costco's champion, The Gas Man.
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AHH F/UGH posted:The only thing better than the dog and drink I had today was the supervisor at Costco being extremely apologetic and agreeing that the dude was acting like "a shithead" and is supposed to verbally confirm the amount of gas he puts in each car and blaming the customer is unacceptable. They said they'd talk to him, but who knows if that's even true, probably not. And I got my money back too. Thus ends the saga of the evil gas man. Well guess you can set the counter back to 0 for "days since I harassed and treated an employee like poo poo" Bet that thing has never reached triple digits.
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AHH F/UGH posted:The only thing better than the dog and drink I had today was the supervisor at Costco being extremely apologetic and agreeing that the dude was acting like "a shithead" and is supposed to verbally confirm the amount of gas he puts in each car and blaming the customer is unacceptable. They said they'd talk to him, but who knows if that's even true, probably not. And I got my money back too. Thus ends the saga of the evil gas man. thanks for updating us, rear end in a top hat snitch
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Dig up !
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If you are going to bitch to someone, bitch to the boss of whoever in your company is stealing money and time from employees with that gas policy because drat
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I'm just gonna post to say that I am a baby about my car's paint so I will never fill up on the wrong side because I won't have the hose possibly touching my car as it's pulled across. Fill, premium, please
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christ what an rear end in a top hat
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I guarantee the sups and managers immediately started poo poo talking you the second you left.
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there was also a couple of boxes of yakitori desserts, like a creme puff but waffley and in yakitori shapes. if i had better self control, i’d buy them up for sure.










