GIP Secret Santa 2016 -- Potential Grinches get (perma?)banned 1/13/17

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McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

I don't remember what I did with the receipt with the tracking number, but I'm pretty sure my gift should have arrived by now.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:28

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# ? Oct 4, 2024 00:25

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone

Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:10

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone

Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

Hahahahaha. Why the gently caress is that thing so goddamn orange!?

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:15

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Amazing

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:15

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone

Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hail Santa

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:18

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

How many cans of orange spraypaint did you use to to kill that squirrel?

Also squirrel is one of the greatest words to try to get a non-native english speaker to pronounce.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:19

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

How many cans of orange spraypaint did you use to to kill that squirrel?

Also squirrel is one of the greatest words to try to get a non-native english speaker to pronounce.

I prefer almost any native American place name in Washington state

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:21

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone

Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

lol

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:27

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

ORANGE you glad it's Christmas???

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:27

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

You're a goddamed evil genius. I have a feeling whatever you were hoping it would get me to react it performed a million times over expectations. My GF sounded genuinely terrified, then disgusted and then amused. Some solid work man

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:29

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I prefer almost any native American place name in Washington state

I still giggle at tillicum.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:33

bengy81: May 8, 2010

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.

Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

bengy81 fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Dec 14, 2016

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:35

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

That is loving frightening

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:46

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That is loving awesome

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:53

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Jesus

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:53

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That is loving frightening

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Naked Bear posted:

Jesus wept

# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:58

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.

Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:00

Helldump Immunity: Sep 11, 2001; pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days

Got two sick gifts including a piece of alcohol paraphernalia I've never seen. Trip report tomorrow.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:10

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I guess I'll out myself early because Jesus Christ, shipping to new Zealand is expensive. Package was originally 3 lbs 12 oz and it was gonna be $55 to ship :catstare:

I cut it down a bit, but it'll be there within 10 days

# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:19

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.

Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

this squirrel is packin

# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:28

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

bengy81 posted:

He isn't very good at hiding nuts. That's probably why he's dead now.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:32

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Slim Pickens posted:

I guess I'll out myself early because Jesus Christ, shipping to new Zealand is expensive. Package was originally 3 lbs 12 oz and it was gonna be $55 to ship

I cut it down a bit, but it'll be there within 10 days

yeah the poo poo i sent holly boops cost maybe 20 bucks and shipping was well over three times that

speaking of bloops did you try that sauce yet

# ? Dec 14, 2016 05:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

If it's the same sauce I got, it's loving baller with pulled pork.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 05:42

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.

Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

Woke up this morning, still laughing about it. You did good man. Real good.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 14:33

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Two Finger posted:

yeah the poo poo i sent holly boops cost maybe 20 bucks and shipping was well over three times that

speaking of bloops did you try that sauce yet

Not yet! I've been living on a steady diet of pot roast and delivery food for the past week.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 14:49

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

Not yet! I've been living on a steady diet of pot roast and delivery food for the past week.

Which reminds me, get a chance to try any of the Mexican poo poo that i sent you?

# ? Dec 14, 2016 16:07

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

My goofy gift is away

# ? Dec 14, 2016 17:49

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Every day I get home and realize I still haven't mailed the drat thing

# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:15

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

M_Gargantua posted:

Every day I get home and realize I still haven't mailed the drat thing

Rude

# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:31

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I mailed mine today don't be a gr*nch

# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:32

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Which reminds me, get a chance to try any of the Mexican poo poo that i sent you?

Yea actually! I use the hot sauces in pot roasts. It's loving legit. I forget what my favorite one is.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:37

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

My other stuff should get here today which means it's going go out tomorrow.

# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:47

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Just dropped off my package, the contents *probably* aren't considered illegal. My ~~victim~~ Secret Santa should get it by Friday.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 00:21

bengy81: May 8, 2010

Booblord Zagats posted:

Woke up this morning, still laughing about it. You did good man. Real good.

You should probably put that thing in little booblads room...

so that its staring at him...

while he sleeps...

:q:

# ? Dec 15, 2016 01:43

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

bengy81 posted:

You should probably put that thing in little booblads room...

so that its staring at him...

while he sleeps...

# ? Dec 15, 2016 02:06

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Welp! It did not arrive today. Maybe tomorrow. gently caress, well. Gives me time to gather up the other stuff I needed to send off.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 03:26

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

bengy81 posted:

You should probably put that thing in little booblads room...

so that its staring at him...

while he sleeps...

I've already been ordered to keep it in the guest room closet lol

# ? Dec 15, 2016 03:29

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# ? Oct 4, 2024 00:25

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

There are EPA laws concerning what I am making for my SS :3:

# ? Dec 15, 2016 03:47

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