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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Stupid sexy Naked Bear

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


I found my new profile picture.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
what the gently caress

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Naked Bear posted:

Am I flexing? Why don't you come over here and find out, bb? :bigtran:



What a big shotgun you have

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

what the gently caress

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Votes:
5.0: Nostalgia4Infinity
5.0: EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS


STEP UP ASSHOLES!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
It's a Christmas miracle!

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I ordered my gift today. It's a handmade item, so it might not be sent out until after Christmas. Apologies.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
:awesome:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lmao this thread

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

:eyepop:

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


N4I can you change my title to

"What a big shotgun you have"??

I hit the submit button too soon when changing my profile picture.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Dec 17, 2016

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Holy poo poo

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Votes:
5.0: Nostalgia4Infinity
5.0: EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS


STEP UP ASSHOLES!

:five:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

:discourse:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

what the gently caress

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:captainpop::eyepop::popeye::chanpop::eyepoop:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




C'est magnifique :discourse:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]




:yayclod:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



:iiam:

I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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LingcodKilla posted:

:iiam:

I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.

That's ok because I know where you live now :nsa:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's probably best if there are only a couple of truly :stare:-worthy gifts per year.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

:iiam:

I'm sorry I'm not better at gag gifts. It's certainly no poorly preserved squirrel.

That squirrel is a work of ART

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Ice Cream Barbara posted:

That's ok because I know where you live now :nsa:

Come on down. The guest apartment is empty.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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LingcodKilla posted:

Come on down. The guest apartment is empty.

Know what a rent boy is?

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
I haven't actually voted on a thread in forever but the butt dance required one,

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Know what a rent boy is?

I'm considering a family of undocumented immigrants for yard and house work. If mamacita can handle a few BJs per week it would be perfect.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I did not expect that butt booster to be put to use. I thought it was sort of silly and would get a laugh, definitely didn't expect any modeling to occur.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw
I've been slacking on my gift stuff because I was planning on having part of it made by a local craftsman but that's not coming through, so I'm ordering the rest of the components through Amazon. I'm going on vacation from Wednesday until the 27th, so my stuff won't be out by Christmas, but goddammit it will be worth it you fucker. My Santee had best prepare his loving butthole.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Deathy McDeath posted:

My Santee had best prepare his loving butthole.

Anything involving penetration must be anodized.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


Namaste lord of boobs.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That sign was replaced by the core values. :rolleye:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:



Namaste lord of boobs.

It was too perfect not to get you

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pesticide20 posted:

I did not expect that butt booster to be put to use. I thought it was sort of silly and would get a laugh, definitely didn't expect any modeling to occur.

Hekk posted:

You should be required to model what your Secret Santa gifted you.
;)

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Uhm I'm gonna go ahead and tell my secret santa now that they shouldn't try to 'use' my present for us to see. Purely decorative.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

sorry man the dildo mold is already hardening so I'm going to be loving myself after work.

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004

to my secret bae:

the final gift does't arrive 'till December 22. Gonna send it out on the 23rd which means that it'll probably get there later in the week after christmas.


I dunno why i'm telling everyone this...

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

MurderBot posted:



I dunno why i'm telling everyone this...

All posts on SA tbh

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
So I'm in UT for the holidays and won't be home until the 1st. Someone will put the present in the house. Sorry santa.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dear gift reciver

You should get your gift this week, unless it gets returned.

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bengy81
May 8, 2010
Got another package from Satan, a dope looking book! Thanks again!

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