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Took long enough but my dude should get stuff tomorrow 🎅🏻
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N4I, the gift I got for ye-olde-husbear should be there today
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Dec 19, 2016 20:09
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Rounds complete.
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Booblord Zagats posted:N4I, the gift I got for ye-olde-husbear should be there today  This is really sweet and he loves it.
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Dec 20, 2016 00:02
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FINALLY. Last item arrived. Will ship this week.
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Dec 20, 2016 00:03
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Godholio your extremely creepy gift arrives Dec 21. Make me proud.
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Dec 20, 2016 00:54
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Godholio posted:FINALLY. Last item arrived. Will ship this week.
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Dec 20, 2016 01:43
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
Awesome, I figured he could use it to embarrass you around people while still showing love and support.
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Dec 20, 2016 02:25
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
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Dec 20, 2016 03:34
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Booblord Zagats posted:Awesome, I figured he could use it to embarrass you around people while still showing love and support. He's already talking about wearing it to Pride this coming summer
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Dec 20, 2016 14:16
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:He's already talking about wearing it to Pride this coming summer Veteran's and Memorial day seem like a slam dunk too
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Dec 20, 2016 15:24
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Naked Bear posted:Awww
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Dec 20, 2016 18:10
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Ooohh I forgot last night while drunk my ss told me my gift is at the post office. Gonna go get it shortly yesss
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Dec 20, 2016 18:11
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That's pretty stinkin' adorable
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Dec 20, 2016 18:27
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First gift inbound. Waiting for Amazon to deliver the second. I didn't go too crazy this year.
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Dec 20, 2016 22:02
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My secret santa gift arrived today!  Bomb sniffing Belgian Malinois Brodimus Maximus checks to make sure I'm not going to lose my hands opening up this package...checks out.  Not sure who it's from but it's to me...   more wrapping.  The gently caress...  The gift!  My three favorite coffee mugs. I lost a majority of my coffee mugs when moving up to Oregon from New Mexico. I am 100% all about cool looking coffee mugs and drinking black as gently caress coffee out of them. I still don't know who my Secret Santa was but this poo poo is rad, so thanks a bunch whoever you are mysterious government welfare queen
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Dec 20, 2016 22:11
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Dear GIP Secret Santa, Central park was awfully boring today.  The urchins selling wares froze   but nobody cared because I declared  to the post office clerk IT'S MY SECRET SANTA DAY OKAY? "Please, sir, go down the stairs, to collect your parcel; try not to trip, you holiday poo poo; namaste." And to home I raced  Telling all strangers, smiling-faced, GET OUT OF MY WAY IT'S MY SECRET SANTA DAY I entered my abode Threw the box on the ground Shivered, crowed, then growled at my cat WHAT DAY IS TODAY? IT'S MY SECRET SANTA DAY I opened each flap and stood on the couch Squinted to see -- what's this about?  A note within, addressed to me? An honor! A Omen! I am so pleased! Let's lean in closer, to see and to read!  What-ever, what-ever, what ever could it be? Ah! 'Twas upside-down, now gaze...and weep:  thanks Satan...Santa!  I shrieked into the boxed and cast packing peanuts aside I inhaled, I gasped, squatted and cried: YOU'RE MY SECRET SANTA BOX, AS OF TODAY, YOU'RE ALL MINE What have we here!?  More! More!  Should I combine these With that old pack of stickers That says to all readers "For rectal use only" ?  A book! A book! Thank god, for it's true, "I know how to read!" was my thought. But I opened the cover, and This is as far as I got:  Here we go next:  What's this? Free advice? I'll take it!  Uh, sex with my dad? I'm not sure I need advice on that. And what's this?  Not funny. And here! A handy notebook for a writer such as myself,  If only I had an all-weather pen to go with it...   That's about the size/shape of a .50cal round. (I'm out of rhymes) A novel about dogges:  Lastly, Pluto wants to know's up:  Oh? A little father-son chat?  Uh...that's great, vodka crystal skulls, congrats. ...Now I get to be wasted while living out my wildest Russian mobster fantasies. Thank you Secret Santa! Please step forward and identify yourself; I know who you are, but you deserve the spotlight for this kickass package.
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Dec 20, 2016 22:42
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Dec 20, 2016 22:55
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Zeris, you are a treasure. Also is that the Dan Akroyd vodka?
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Dec 20, 2016 23:00
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Here are some good Christmas tunes to put everybody in a good Christmas mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feIwig2AtA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56mlHB2qf4
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Dec 20, 2016 23:15
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holocaust bloopers posted:Zeris, you are a treasure. gently caress YEAH IT IS thanks Ice Cream Barbara
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Dec 20, 2016 23:26
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holocaust bloopers posted:Zeris, you are a treasure. It is, and it's not bad.
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Dec 20, 2016 23:36
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UPS says my gift was delivered yesterday, hope it didn't die in transit 
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Dec 21, 2016 19:17
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I still haven't gotten anything but on the same side I still haven't mailed mine yet. I have half of it ready to go.
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Dec 21, 2016 19:45
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Was watching the man in the high castle when a courier tried to bash my door down. A box finally turned up. Must be the books I've ordered.  Oh. No, it's from Trumpland.  Not a bad gift and those chilli mangos look awesome. Will have to cross them out and correct to hate mangos though. Oh. This was also in the box.  Looks like Christmas came early!! 10/10 would satan again Thanks Slim Pickens! I'll have to see about smoking some s'mores as well
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Dec 21, 2016 23:08
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you couldn't even explain what a yooper is to him?  you bring shame to our poo poo state
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Dec 21, 2016 23:13
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well feel free to fill me in
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Dec 21, 2016 23:25
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Rad Lieutenant posted:UPS says my gift was delivered yesterday, hope it didn't die in transit I got it! The dick pillow is a work of art I need to setup imgur on my phone so I can post pics. You definitely did a great job as a secret Santa. Thanks for the gifts, and the laughs.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:26
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update on present: those paper wrapped lollies are fuckin good thanks man
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Dec 21, 2016 23:27
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Two Finger posted:well feel free to fill me in They're the people who live in the top part of the state  The upper peninsula or UP, UPers. When I was in Australia, some chick asked where I was from and I said Detroit. She then asked if that was in Texas to which I said no it's the one in the north that looks like a mitten.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:30
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so did you bang her or what
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Dec 21, 2016 23:33
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No but I was pissed to find out she and I were basically the same rank yet she made enough to afford an apartment in downtown Sydney.
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Two Finger posted:so did you bang her or what I'm guessing not because she didn't have a dick.
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Two Finger posted:so did you bang her or what I'm guessing she's no gunnyfaggot, so no.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm guessing not because she didn't have a dick. 
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:you couldn't even explain what a yooper is to him? I ran out of room explaining how smores work  Those lollies are salt water taffy, and they're even better if you get them from one of the dozens of shops in coastal towns that sell 50 flavors by the pound Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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Dec 22, 2016 00:52
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Slim Pickens posted:I ran out of room explaining how smores work i've never had anything like it, it's drat good poo poo thanks man! oh and i appreciate the effort but i've had smores when i was in georgia 
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Dec 22, 2016 00:58
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there are people who haven't had salt water taffy?!
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Sears used to sell it in the early mid 80's. Jerk now I want taffy
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Apparently they don't do peanut butter and chocolate according to some random forum from 2007 or something but the Reese's got cut when they asked for my first born at the post office.
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