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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Two Finger posted:

i resent that

i smoke the whole animal

I guess someone decided to take deepthroat to the next level :stare:

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Icon Of Sin posted:

I guess someone decided to take deepthroat to the next level :stare:

Or make the most metal bong out of a walrus carcass.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Turn that walrus cock into a pipe 420 smoke cock errday

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
UPS is closed today so I'm sending stuff out tomorrow. Again, sorry for the delay secret Satan.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

David Bowie Knife my tracking stuff says your present is at the post office.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Alright, got back from a couple days at my parent's place and there's a package addressed to Lost Cosmonaut at my door, and the label is in Canadian. Let's see what this is.

Edit: Sick, a Skunk Works shirt. Thank you, Canadian Secret Santa.

LostCosmonaut fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Dec 27, 2016

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
SS package went out today

David Bowie Knife
May 22, 2010

KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME
:suicide::suicide::suicide:
KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME

ElMaligno posted:

David Bowie Knife my tracking stuff says your present is at the post office.

I'm out of town until Saturday, but can't wait to get my hands on dat box!

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

holocaust bloopers posted:

SS package went out today

Username + post = appropriate

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Haven't received mine yet. I'm not too worried if you got it out late, but we apparently had at least one package stolen, so I hope my santa's sugar-free gummibears and pig fetus weren't stolen as well :ohdear:

Edit: Nevermind, the girlfriend says it arrived today :woop:

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Dec 27, 2016

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

LostCosmonaut posted:

Alright, got back from a couple days at my parent's place and there's a package addressed to Lost Cosmonaut at my door, and the label is in Canadian. Let's see what this is.

Edit: Sick, a Skunk Works shirt. Thank you, Canadian Secret Santa.
:tipshat: The other package should get there in a few days.

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004

Package went out today. Arrival date is next week Wednesday, so my apologies to who my secret santee is, your shits gonna get there but it's gonna be a while.

E: gently caress! I forgot to put the letter in the drat package... Gonna mail that poo poo out, once whomever receives said letter wait until the package arrives.

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Dec 28, 2016

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Got my package today! And it wasn't weird poo poo! I'll probably even use all of it!









A 64oz flask, so a pretty nice growler.








Mr February has the face of intense concentration.



Thanks David Bowie Knife!

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Dec 28, 2016

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Slim Pickens posted:

Got my package today! And it wasn't weird poo poo! I'll probably even use all of it!









A 64oz flask, so a pretty nice growler.








Mr February has the face of intense concentration.



Thanks David Bowie Knife!

That poster is tops.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

That poster is tops.

I would proudly display that calendar

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw
Just got back from vacation last night, and I'm putting the final touches on my gift. I hope that my SS appreciates the work and craftsmanship that has gone into this :getin:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Thanks whomever for the assorted hot sauces.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thanks whomever for the assorted hot sauces.

Are we to assume that the gift was as half-hearted as your "thanks" post

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Oh no I hope not! I am legitimately excited about hot sauces. Just no idea who they are from.




:ohdear:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
If you ain't posting pics of you eating the thing, wearing the thing on your butt and making a gif, making your relatives look at the thing, and/or putting the thing on your doggo or catte's head, then you didn't deserve the thing

:colbert:

David Bowie Knife
May 22, 2010

KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME
:suicide::suicide::suicide:
KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME KILLMEME

Slim Pickens posted:

Got my package today! And it wasn't weird poo poo! I'll probably even use all of it!









A 64oz flask, so a pretty nice growler.








Mr February has the face of intense concentration.



Thanks David Bowie Knife!

Glad you can use everything! I wish I ordered another dog poo poo calendar for myself because the more I look at it the cooler it is.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw

Zeris posted:

If you ain't posting pics of you eating the thing, wearing the thing on your butt and making a gif, making your relatives look at the thing, and/or putting the thing on your doggo or catte's head, then you didn't deserve the thing

:colbert:

Morgan-freeman-hes-right-you-know.jpeg

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Deathy McDeath posted:

Morgan-freeman-hes-right-you-know.jpeg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Melthir posted:

Nah. The B is a double Belgian the F is williams fireside ale. The bottle is mead. Give it another two months or so for best taste but if you want to get hosed up on the drink of my people its good to drink now. That bottle will probanly gently caress you up if you drink the whole thing at once by yourself. So find a comfy chair and enjoy. And for god sakes wash your hands after handleing the peppers

All the beer was great. Crisp and refreshing. Waiting until Feb for the mead.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Thanks whomever for the assorted hot sauces.

You're welcome. Be careful with the black one, it isn't a joke

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Booblord Zagats posted:

You're welcome. Be careful with the black one, it isn't a joke

So many jokes....

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013


A package? From New York? And every single edge is sealed shut? Better not take chances. To the garage!



No unusual smells, no buzzing, seems sturdy.

Oh, cool, it's from Zeris. So it's probably not a bomb.


Huh?


Holy poo poo. Gonna try these and see if my rear end turns orange.


What's in the bag?


:chanpop:


DUDE.


Awww, poo poo, my bathroom is going to smell so classy.

But wait! There's something else in the box, hidden behind aluminum foil...


Oh my god. It's perfect.


This is going up on the wall in my cubicle.


My cup runneth over. You're a good secret satan, Zeris. Thank you! Merry Christmas and Happy Krampusnacht.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Present shipped will be there by Tuesday at the latest.

Still nothing received on my end, though.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw
Gift is going out tomorrow. Not kidding when I say that it's probably going to be the top SS gift this year. I'm really loving hype.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Deathy McDeath posted:

Gift is going out tomorrow. Not kidding when I say that it's probably going to be the top SS gift this year. I'm really loving hype.

You're only saying that cause shim never posted pics of what I sent him :colbert:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Arc Light posted:

A package? From New York? And every single edge is sealed shut? Better not take chances. To the garage!



No unusual smells, no buzzing, seems sturdy.

Oh, cool, it's from Zeris. So it's probably not a bomb.


Huh?


Holy poo poo. Gonna try these and see if my rear end turns orange.


What's in the bag?


:chanpop:


DUDE.


Awww, poo poo, my bathroom is going to smell so classy.

But wait! There's something else in the box, hidden behind aluminum foil...


Oh my god. It's perfect.


This is going up on the wall in my cubicle.


My cup runneth over. You're a good secret satan, Zeris. Thank you! Merry Christmas and Happy Krampusnacht.

You're welcome. Now dig the foil out of the trash because you missed a present! It's between the layers.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

Still nothing received on my end, though.

:same:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm not too worried. I only shipped mine today so I can't feel bad about not getting mine until my santee gets his.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013


Zeris posted:

You're welcome. Now dig the foil out of the trash because you missed a present! It's between the layers.

Holy poo poo.

Holy poo poo!

I almost missed the best part of the package - new refrigerator art! Good thing I didn't bend the foil.



You're a good internet friend.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw

Arc Light posted:

Holy poo poo.

Holy poo poo!

I almost missed the best part of the package - new refrigerator art! Good thing I didn't bend the foil.



You're a good internet friend.

:cumpolice:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Arc Light posted:

Holy poo poo.

Holy poo poo!

I almost missed the best part of the package - new refrigerator art! Good thing I didn't bend the foil.



You're a good internet friend.

Sorry compadre. I stalked your post history to see if anything clicked for gift ideas but I just couldn't get figure it out. So I defaulted to a personal obsession of bathroom leisure, lengthy making GBS threads sessions, clean buttholes, and some old fashioned dick jokes a la gip. Hope u likey.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Something came in the mail for me today from an address I am not familiar with. I opened it up to find this sparkly card on top.



Inside the card was a lovely handwritten note from my Secret Santa.


Included in the package was a T-shirt big enough to hide my love handles.


and coffee that smells good enough to make me want to eat the grounds.



Thanks N4I. I will use all of this stuff.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So this was worth a laugh and all but not to be rude or maybe I missed something was that it? :confused:

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:



Thanks for the STDs

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013


Zeris posted:

Sorry compadre. I stalked your post history to see if anything clicked for gift ideas but I just couldn't get figure it out. So I defaulted to a personal obsession of bathroom leisure, lengthy making GBS threads sessions, clean buttholes, and some old fashioned dick jokes a la gip. Hope u likey.

Buttholes are always worth cleaning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ic9-R49IWs

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