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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Something came in the mail for me today from an address I am not familiar with. I opened it up to find this sparkly card on top.



Inside the card was a lovely handwritten note from my Secret Santa.


Included in the package was a T-shirt big enough to hide my love handles.


and coffee that smells good enough to make me want to eat the grounds.



Thanks N4I. I will use all of this stuff.

I'm really bummed about the bottle of wine.

E: also enjoy that coffee, it's super good, I have a mug of it on my desk right meow.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Dec 30, 2016

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
flavored coffee :chloe:

Good college shirt though, wolverines can suck my balls

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Slim Pickens posted:

flavored coffee :chloe:

Good college shirt though, wolverines can suck my balls

It was a theme!

I had this ready to go with it but remembered at the last second that I probably couldn't ship wine to an APO address :saddowns:

https://cgtwines.com/wine/cherry-wine/cherry-riesling-wine/

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Oh, you can ship wine to an APO address. Just don't ship it in the original bottle.

Were you really in the military? Do we have another IDR situation here?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Calling someone on not being able to ship wine because he didn't want to drain the bottle and put it in a plastic bag is a little paranoid.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


A package arrived! Better get the bomb squad to check it first:



Well, Ghost and Dakota give it the go ahead so lets open it up. First thing I grab is a card in a red envelope.



hmmm




Seems innocuous enough



Awesome card lets see what else is in the box



Dog treats?! Time to taste test.



Dakota likes them.



Ghost won't hold it on her nose but still she likes them as well.

And in the rest of the box we have:



A mouse for Hector!! I attempted to get a pic with him, but Dakota and Ghost kept running up and scaring him off. I had to take the thing away from Dakota twice because he thinks it is just a new toy for him.

Finally, Holly Bloops sent me a knit dick. It's glorious. The package has stars so I'm pretending it's cowboys themed.




Thanks!!!!! Great gifts all around.

Edit: Deleted old images of bomb squad and got new ones without address uploaded.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Dec 30, 2016

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm enjoying the dick circus but wondering if we should give it a break for next year's SS lest we jump the shark

Also Mr. Nice!: Nice! address

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Inadvertent doxx removed :buddy:

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mr. Nice! posted:

A package arrived! Better get the bomb squad to check it first:


Well, Ghost and Dakota give it the go ahead so lets open it up. First thing I grab is a card in a red envelope.



hmmm




Seems innocuous enough



Awesome card lets see what else is in the box



Dog treats?! Time to taste test.



Dakota likes them.



Ghost won't hold it on her nose but still she likes them as well.

And in the rest of the box we have:



A mouse for Hector!! I attempted to get a pic with him, but Dakota and Ghost kept running up and scaring him off. I had to take the thing away from Dakota twice because he thinks it is just a new toy for him.

Finally, Holly Bloops sent me a knit dick. It's glorious. The package has stars so I'm pretending it's cowboys themed.




Thanks!!!!! Great gifts all around.

Glad you and the zoo like the gifts!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Inadvertent doxx removed :buddy:

Thanks. I put new pics in there with that cropped out.

Zeris posted:

I'm enjoying the dick circus but wondering if we should give it a break for next year's SS lest we jump the shark

Also Mr. Nice!: Nice! address

Maybe. I dunno dicks are cool and good though.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Zeris posted:

I'm enjoying the dick circus but wondering if we should give it a break for next year's SS lest we jump the shark

Also Mr. Nice!: Nice! address

Jump the shark dick?

Also don't stifle creativity, but embrace it. Embrace the dick. H

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Soulex posted:

Jump the shark dick?

Also don't stifle creativity, but embrace it. Embrace the dick. H

Jumping it might be fun. Sharks have two "dicks(claspers)".

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw

Zeris posted:

I'm enjoying the dick circus but wondering if we should give it a break for next year's SS lest we jump the shark

This is a forum that produced two printings of books about dick art. How about you gently caress right on back to Pet Island or wherever the gently caress you came from

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

This is a forum that produced two printings of books about dick art. How about you gently caress right on back to Pet Island or wherever the gently caress you came from

Ok fair point

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw
Besides

You know what's coming

















:stonklol:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
If you haven't gotten your gift yet, please shoot me a PM so I can get an idea of who I need to contact next week to find out why.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

David Bowie Knife your poo poo is apparently being returned to sender.
:negative:

I'll be back from leave on the 3rd.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Awesome the postal service worked faster than I expected and gift is out for delivery!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Awesome the postal service worked faster than I expected and gift is out for delivery!

Kinda nice living in a first world with an excellent postal service. As much as people complain I've never had an issue with all the poo poo I've bough or sent

Italy, for example. Lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Carteret posted:

In, again. I still have that loving AIDS VHS...

Did you get it?

Hotel Kpro
Feb 23, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Deathy McDeath posted:

This is a forum that produced two printings of books about dick art. How about you gently caress right on back to Pet Island or wherever the gently caress you came from

And I somehow missed this entire thread until now. drat it all.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Mr. Nice! posted:

Did you get it?

I got it, now I got to frame it :D

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Carteret posted:

I got it, now I got to frame it :D

Was i right about you not owning a copy of that book?

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I got a 1st edition in a previous SS, but not a 2nd edition. I have a complete set now!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:sigh:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Carteret posted:

I got a 1st edition in a previous SS, but not a 2nd edition. I have a complete set now!

I really wanted to make you that statue. Also post pictures so people can see!

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
Forgot to post what I got :buddy:

When I first opened it up, this was the only thing I saw:

:stonk:

But it turned out to be something awesome. Never heard of a chaser jigger before tbqh and I love it.



Got some bitchin' BBQ sauce as well that I will be testing out this week in my crock pot.

Thank you secret santa!

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Mr. Nice! posted:

I really wanted to make you that statue. Also post pictures so people can see!

Don't worry, I plan on it!

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Hey Lost Cosmonaut, did that book ever show up?

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Dead Reckoning posted:

Hey Lost Cosmonaut, did that book ever show up?

Yeah, sorry that I forgot to post about it. Looks pretty good, thank you!

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
Got notified from UPS that my bundle of love was delivered. Hopefully my santee got it :ohdear:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Helldump Immunity posted:

Got notified from UPS that my bundle of love was delivered. Hopefully my santee got it :ohdear:

Did I ever.



I wonder what's inside? I don't need any gloves, unlike the rest of you pussies I'm not afraid of opening packages from strangers.



Oh, my, well, I have needed a new cookbook. FREE RRAIL!



Uhhhh, still in the original packaging, so I'm not going to bother opening in the hopes there's something better inside.



Hello tomorrow's coffee mug!



SMDFTB



Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



:catstare:



I guess I'll do what the bottle says



Goes in my...



loving PISS HOLE. Nope. Not doing it.



How sweet :3:



Oh. Nevermind.



:perfect:

Thanks Helldump Immunity! This poo poo is rad and the penis will be proudly displayed on my apartment doorChristmasHoliday tree next year.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is amazing.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
So uh I guess I promised a prize for the best gift this year...

What should said prize be? I'm thinking custom "GIP Secret Satan 2016 Winner" avatar or gang tag but I would need someone more artistically inclined to help out.

Or something else.

Guess I better figure out how to do nominations/votes.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The squirrel already won, voting is pointless

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

The squirrel already won, voting is pointless

I'm inclined to agree.

Roll the beautiful bean footage!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

My Satan is a potential Grinch

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

My Satan is a potential Grinch

They're not.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
"MIX WITH ME"


oh my god I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I mean the squirrel is pretty good but the festively written OPEN THIS YOU loving HARLOT is really good too

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