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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
As much as I want to nominate mine for leading to an avatar I really was taken aback by the box that I opened up. Holy poo poo does HDI deserve recognition

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Wait for Deathy

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Darnit

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Pesticide20 posted:

As much as I want to nominate mine for leading to an avatar I really was taken aback by the box that I opened up. Holy poo poo does HDI deserve recognition

This really is a loving trend.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013


On the one hand, the squirrel probably wins.

On the other hand, I want to know what Beanie got for Shim.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Wait for Deathy

USPS says that it will arrive on Wednesday. Prepare your butts.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Pesticide20 posted:

Did I ever.



I wonder what's inside? I don't need any gloves, unlike the rest of you pussies I'm not afraid of opening packages from strangers.



Oh, my, well, I have needed a new cookbook. FREE RRAIL!



Uhhhh, still in the original packaging, so I'm not going to bother opening in the hopes there's something better inside.



Hello tomorrow's coffee mug!



SMDFTB



Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



:catstare:



I guess I'll do what the bottle says



Goes in my...



loving PISS HOLE. Nope. Not doing it.



How sweet :3:



Oh. Nevermind.



:perfect:

Thanks Helldump Immunity! This poo poo is rad and the penis will be proudly displayed on my apartment doorChristmasHoliday tree next year.

Oh gently caress you HDI. That's so much cooler than a fetal pig carcass.

Arc Light posted:

On the one hand, the squirrel probably wins.

On the other hand, I want to know what Beanie got for Shim.

A dick pillow, jizz pills, and some nice art prints.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Nice package

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also at the very start of the thread someone gifted Shim and Cole. It started strong.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That dick ornament is too good and I'd proudly display it 24/7. Hell, put it on your rear view mirror

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Another lovely day listening to my coworkers whine about the budget while I explain that we are drat lucky to even be in a continuing resolution. So I don't have the funding to fire up the money printing machine I keep under my desk. Anyway, I think it broke around the beginning of November. All while listening to the news about Congress today. That they are dead set on doing the stupidest thing possible, in the stupidest way possible, while even the people who supported them are saying "Don't do that! We just wanted that loving wall. Not that!"

Oh, hey, there's something on my doorstep.



That's an interesting question, but I wanna see what's in the box.



:cry: No, no. I knew I should have worn safety goggles before opening this.

Oh, wait, look at that message. How thoughtful. This is some ninja poo poo. Let's lay this all out.



Yes, yes, everything I need for the coming apocalypse. Knowledge, tools, a disguise, and, when all else fails, a weapon that would make anyone run and hide from me.

There's a certain something about that hat. Like I should test it out, see if fits. Should I?

McNally
Sep 12, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I'm really starting to feel left out.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





yo if that's a legit gerber that's the best gift in this thread by a long way

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Those little ones are fuckin' sweet. My old man got one recently and it is the tits. It just so happens that there's one in my Amazon cart right now.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
It is a real Gerber pliers multitool, and I can confirm that it kicks rear end.

M.D. Creekmore's book is a real gem. He's one of the finest author's of our age. It's everything I expected, and so much more.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Two Finger posted:

yo if that's a legit gerber that's the best gift in this thread by a long way

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Yes, but the hat. It calls to me. I look at it get a feeling of nostalgia? Pride? Dare I say, patriotism? After all, weren't we all supposed to make America great?

You know, it could be better. Like it once was, when we were younger, just starting out. The whole career ahead of us, and it could only go up. Sometimes, I miss that feeling, and want to go back, to when it was better.

And maybe I can. Maybe I'm in a position to do that. Tear it all down and put up something better.

Yes, yes. I know now. Now that I'm wearing the hat. Thank you, secret Satan! Because of you, now I too know that I can

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
Your pure mirth wearing that hat has warmed my numb heart :unsmith:


multitool > art

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Glad you like it, Fan. One of those books is good, one if full of grammer and spelling errors. Can you tell which is which?

I had to buy my own mini-Gerber after yours showed up. That hat took the longest to arrive, as it literally was shipped from China.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Everyone in my family getting a cooking with Coolio book next year

Also USPS let's you deliver packages with a phallus and crude poo poo on it? Thought they'd return to sender or something

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
All phalli stayed inside the box.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ah ok

So for next year...what happens if they're on the outside?

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
FedEx

:getin:

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Last year, FedEx accidentally delivered my ss gift to my neighbor. It was the kind of package that REALLY shouldn't go to the wrong person.

USPS will mail almost anything, as long as bar codes and/or booze markings are obscured.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I'm going to extremely pissed if we have grinch(es) this year :mad:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

UPS just said my santee has recieved delivery

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Sending my stuff out today. Gonna call out the unlucky fucker after it ships.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm going to extremely pissed if we have grinch(es) this year :mad:

Post their addresses so we can send them a billion pizzas and jam their fax machines!! :madmax:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
USPS tracking says that my package was delivered so there BETTER BE SOME DAGGONE PICTURES TONIGHT!!!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


:saddowns:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Deathy, this gonna live right here over my fireplace forever.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:perfect:

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hahahaha

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That is godamn incredible

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

:five:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Oh my

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:eyepop:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Amazing and re-5'd

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Every year, every gift: "man nothing can top this ingenuity"

I am consistently impressed

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

shame on an IGA posted:

Deathy, this gonna live right here over my fireplace forever.



Turn off the lights.

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