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Pesticide20 posted:As much as I want to nominate mine for leading to an avatar I really was taken aback by the box that I opened up. Holy poo poo does HDI deserve recognition This really is a loving trend.
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On the one hand, the squirrel probably wins. On the other hand, I want to know what Beanie got for Shim.
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Zeris posted:Wait for Deathy USPS says that it will arrive on Wednesday. Prepare your butts.
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Pesticide20 posted:Did I ever. Oh gently caress you HDI. That's so much cooler than a fetal pig carcass. Arc Light posted:On the one hand, the squirrel probably wins. A dick pillow, jizz pills, and some nice art prints.
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Nice package
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Also at the very start of the thread someone gifted Shim and Cole. It started strong.
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That dick ornament is too good and I'd proudly display it 24/7. Hell, put it on your rear view mirror
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Another lovely day listening to my coworkers whine about the budget while I explain that we are drat lucky to even be in a continuing resolution. So I don't have the funding to fire up the money printing machine I keep under my desk. Anyway, I think it broke around the beginning of November. All while listening to the news about Congress today. That they are dead set on doing the stupidest thing possible, in the stupidest way possible, while even the people who supported them are saying "Don't do that! We just wanted that loving wall. Not that!" Oh, hey, there's something on my doorstep.  That's an interesting question, but I wanna see what's in the box.   No, no. I knew I should have worn safety goggles before opening this.Oh, wait, look at that message. How thoughtful. This is some ninja poo poo. Let's lay this all out.  Yes, yes, everything I need for the coming apocalypse. Knowledge, tools, a disguise, and, when all else fails, a weapon that would make anyone run and hide from me. There's a certain something about that hat. Like I should test it out, see if fits. Should I?
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Those little ones are fuckin' sweet. My old man got one recently and it is the tits. It just so happens that there's one in my Amazon cart right now.
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It is a real Gerber pliers multitool, and I can confirm that it kicks rear end. M.D. Creekmore's book is a real gem. He's one of the finest author's of our age. It's everything I expected, and so much more.
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Two Finger posted:yo if that's a legit gerber that's the best gift in this thread by a long way
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Yes, but the hat. It calls to me. I look at it get a feeling of nostalgia? Pride? Dare I say, patriotism? After all, weren't we all supposed to make America great? You know, it could be better. Like it once was, when we were younger, just starting out. The whole career ahead of us, and it could only go up. Sometimes, I miss that feeling, and want to go back, to when it was better. And maybe I can. Maybe I'm in a position to do that. Tear it all down and put up something better. Yes, yes. I know now. Now that I'm wearing the hat. Thank you, secret Satan! Because of you, now I too know that I can MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 
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Your pure mirth wearing that hat has warmed my numb heart  multitool > art
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Glad you like it, Fan. One of those books is good, one if full of grammer and spelling errors. Can you tell which is which? I had to buy my own mini-Gerber after yours showed up. That hat took the longest to arrive, as it literally was shipped from China.
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Everyone in my family getting a cooking with Coolio book next year Also USPS let's you deliver packages with a phallus and crude poo poo on it? Thought they'd return to sender or something
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Ah ok So for next year...what happens if they're on the outside?
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Last year, FedEx accidentally delivered my ss gift to my neighbor. It was the kind of package that REALLY shouldn't go to the wrong person. USPS will mail almost anything, as long as bar codes and/or booze markings are obscured.
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UPS just said my santee has recieved delivery
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Sending my stuff out today. Gonna call out the unlucky fucker after it ships.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I'm going to extremely pissed if we have grinch(es) this year Post their addresses so we can send them a billion pizzas and jam their fax machines!! 
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USPS tracking says that my package was delivered so there BETTER BE SOME DAGGONE PICTURES TONIGHT!!!
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Every year, every gift: "man nothing can top this ingenuity" I am consistently impressed
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