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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

McNally posted:

Oh, what the heck. Sign me up.

I can't mail hugs but i will try

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

ElMaligno posted:

I can't mail hugs but i will try

Consider the blowup doll

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013


ElMaligno posted:

I can't mail hugs but i will try

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



After getting a preserved cow's eye, an infidelity test kit, a SERGEANT CHOWDOWN coffee mug and calendar, and a few other things last year...whoever draws my name has a lot to live up to this time around :colbert:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Icon Of Sin posted:

SERGEANT CHOWDOWN coffee mug
Holy poo poo, I would love to get a Chowdown mug.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Naked Bear posted:

Holy poo poo, I would love to get a Chowdown mug.



bengy81
May 8, 2010
OMG I found the perfect gift, I hope to gently caress I can take down this Ebay auction.
Be scared fuckers, I'm gonna haunt your dreams.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise

yolo man

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013


Two Finger posted:

I had a really drat good idea but it seems like sending potentially explosive (or at least highly violently combustible) items may not be so wise

Again, Teflon Don literally mailed me a tear gas grenade.

The sky's the limit, dude.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



So uranium glass is apparently a thing, and there are sex toys out there made of it :stare: :getin:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'm gonna stand over your charred corpse and say 'you brought this on yourself, yolo bitch'

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I really should stop just lurking in my bookmarked threads. I am in again this year. Get ready for tentacle rape porn and soiled panties from Glorious Nippon.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I really should stop just lurking in my bookmarked threads. I am in again this year. Get ready for tentacle rape porn and soiled panties from Glorious Nippon.

I probably got lead poisoning from the mugs you sent last year, but people really liked that fat baseball guy

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Trying to find good gifts for my Santee, my Amazon search history is getting real weird

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Slim Pickens posted:

Trying to find good gifts for my Santee, my Amazon search history is getting real weird

Oh please. We're all going to be on watchlists for the thing we're looking up on Amazon for each other. Not that I'd condone ordering either of these books for any of you sick fucks, solely because I'm terrified whoever I sent it to would use it for its intended purpose.

Speaking of which...a collection of Semen-based food recipes and Semen-based drink recipes

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Nov 25, 2016

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





pretty sure the drinks one was given to someone in a previous year


anyway time for me to get ordering, shipping takes longer when it goes by hobbit, sheep, and giant eagle

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Two Finger posted:

pretty sure the drinks one was given to someone in a previous year


anyway time for me to get ordering, shipping takes longer when it goes by hobbit, sheep, and giant eagle

Yeah I got a giant green dong and the book on making semen drinks a couple of years ago.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

"Gifts" ordered :getin:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I've got a few things picked out but I'm waiting to see who my victim is gonna be first

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Paid for my Ebay auction just now, I can't wait to see this thing up close and personal. :mrgw:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I've got a few things picked out but I'm waiting to see who my victim is gonna be first

Same

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'm going to send someone a freshly bought chunk of lamb on the slowest possible shipping

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Two Finger posted:

i'm going to send someone a freshly bought chunk of lamb on the slowest possible shipping

They'll probably vacuum-seal it, like they did with the preserved cow's eye I got in last year's iteration of this thread.

e: gift selected :twisted:

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Nov 27, 2016

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
Debating whether to keep it pretty mild or do some really twisted poo poo this year.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Amazon sells live crickets, mealworms, and roaches by the thousand. Interesting.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Shits ordered. It may end up being two packages due to delivery dates. Hope you can read fuckers.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I'm actually gonna send my secret Santa a good gift. Last year I got a pig fetus. I'm hoping I don't get something similar this year. I'm gonna include some awesome (literary turds) post nuclear war fiction books from the 80's.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
I've always tried to give practical gifts to my santee. Hopefully I continue the trend.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





N4i gave me my satan's details early snice mine is coming from further away. So one box incoming. Open it as soon as you get it so decomposition has less time to set in.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Mine are going to be so cuddly! :3: Just...please make sure you've had your shots :twisted:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Icon Of Sin posted:

Mine are going to be so cuddly! :3: Just...please make sure you've had your shots :twisted:

Oh man if you're sending out rabid corgis sign me the gently caress up

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Dear Satan,

I have been especially naughty this year. I would like one truckload of good doggies and another of tennis balls.

Hail Satan,

Naked Bear

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

This is my line of thinking.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Secret Satan sign-ups as of 11/28/2016:


Two Finger

Booblord Zagats

Slim Pickens

Naked Bear

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

Ice Cream Barbara

Pesticide20

BigDave

ElMalingo

Carteret

Godholio

Helldump Immunity

Melthir

Deathy McDeath

Lazy Reservist

Rad Lieutenant

David Bowie Knife

Arc Light

M_Gargantua

Nostalgia4Dicks

LtCol J. Krusinski

Ceiling Fan

Soulex

Dead Reckoning

Holocaust Bloopers

LingcodKilla

Bengy81

Zeris

MurderBot

Nostalgia4Ass

Icon of Sin

McNally


e: Now with 100% less unintentional doxx :stare:

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Nov 28, 2016

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Are we allowed to send literal dicks or is that found upon. Cause I just won a giant walrus dick in a poker game and someone needs that in their life.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
It's me, I need the walrus dick in my life

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Melthir posted:

Are we allowed to send literal dicks or is that found upon. Cause I just won a giant walrus dick in a poker game and someone needs that in their life.

I really want to know what else was being bet for the walrus dick to be thrown in the pot

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

My first gift is out. Steam sales are fun.

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