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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Bunch of fatties here. Medium for me.

I started off with XL because L sleeves were way too short and LT was rare.

Then I grew into it the rest of the way.
:btroll:

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm a Medium-ish, probably large to be on the safe side. If you're looking for specific things, model motorcycles, coffee and beer are good.

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
XL Long. Big shoulders meh waist. I like to pick up heavy poo poo and still like to eat BBQ on occasion.

I hope my victim drinks.:cheers:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I'm a medium/large, and coffee/alcohol are always welcome here. I'm a grad student...:gonk:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw

Zeris posted:

I'm going to livestream the unboxing of my SS as I stand in my bathtub wearing ranger panties with my head turned up, package held over-head as my supple hands rend tape from cardboard, agape mouth awaiting god's message

Can I be your hype man?

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Large on shirts. And I've got two little dogs if you want to gift them anything.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Dear Santee: Amazon was retarded and split your shipment. You're getting a box on Tuesday and a box on Wednesday. Please don't be a slob and wait until you get both boxes.

also large

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Deathy McDeath posted:

Can I be your hype man?

I don't remember posting that, but sure

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

oh yeah, dear santee imam be out a lil bit b4 xmass and i'll be back after the new year. toodles

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

:crossarms:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


*imma
**i'll be

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Dec 4, 2016

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Dear Santee: Amazon was retarded and split your shipment. You're getting a box on Tuesday and a box on Wednesday. Please don't be a slob and wait until you get both boxes.

also large

It's definitely not me then

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Icon Of Sin posted:

I'm a medium/large, and coffee/alcohol are always welcome here. I'm a grad student...:gonk:

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Two Finger posted:

It's definitely not me then

Or me.

XL shirts if anyone is asking.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
I wouldn't say no to coffee or booze, but I'd appreciate a new toy for my dog. Or some random milsurp stuff.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013


Jesus, you guys. Last year I opened the gift box in my garage. Guess I'll be opening it in out in the woods this time around. Wish I still had a gas mask.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





don't send me alcohol please or it'll just be donated to friends of mine.



unless you're making one of those semen cocktails, in which case it'll still go to friends of mine :getin:

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Santa doesn't live in the North Pole; he's from New Zealand.

Two Finger is a cool dude who sent me a bunch of bbq sauce (chances are high there's cum in it :ohdear:), a tupperware of dry rub (a single pube may lurk within), two books about some baller NZ dudes, two bottles of apple cider + duct tape with instructions on how to play a game with those items, and a thumb drive of a TV show from his land.




Also a dick.


Hey thanks man!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

First gift has been delivered, does not have my username on it. So one of you got a mysterious package today.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw
I wear a Medium shirt in case any of you lovelies decide to get me one.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





holocaust bloopers posted:

Santa doesn't live in the North Pole; he's from New Zealand.

Two Finger is a cool dude who sent me a bunch of bbq sauce (chances are high there's cum in it :ohdear:), a tupperware of dry rub (a single pube may lurk within), two books about some baller NZ dudes, two bottles of apple cider + duct tape with instructions on how to play a game with those items, and a thumb drive of a TV show from his land.




Also a dick.


Hey thanks man!

gently caress that got there fast. They told me three-four weeks at least. I only sent it on the 28th!

Also it was kinda funny that I sent all this nz-specific stuff right before you started asking about moving to nz, lol.

With the barbecue sauce, it's best heated before serving. And if you're doing scrumpy hands, well... good luck to you.

Merry Christmas and hail santa


wait i can't see it in those photos... did the thumb drive make it ok?

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Dec 5, 2016

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


drat go-getters. Just bought my gifts last night. Need to go mail them.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Had to look up what the hell scrumpy hands is...So it's basically the same thing as Edward 40-hands, got it.

I still haven't bought gifts yet either, but I have a pretty good plan now.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

drat go-getters. Just bought my gifts last night. Need to go mail them.

Buying mine today. It's me, I'm the procrastinator

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Gifts ordered, one is giving a date anywhere from the 16-28th so sorry if it's gonna be a little late

Hail Santa

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I think my santee is dead

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I think my santee is dead

Rad Lieutenant you better take this man in

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I think my santee is dead
Is it full of food items and/or sex toys? The person might just be... busy.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Hey N4I are the secret Santas paired up? Like is my giftee also my secret Santa? It was that way a few years back.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'll probably make a purchase in a few days.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Hey N4I are the secret Santas paired up? Like is my giftee also my secret Santa? It was that way a few years back.

Negative. I used a ~*~secret sauce~*~ this year to make matches.

It was a literal hat.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Dec 6, 2016

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Negative. I used a ~*~secret sauce~*~ this year to make matches.

It was a literal hat.

holly boops got my secret sauce already

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Someone's about to get my secret sauce and they had better be cool about it :mad:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Someone's about to get my secret sauce and they had better be cool about it :mad:

:pray:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm outing my guy tomorrow if he doesn't post

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





holocaust bloopers posted:

Santa doesn't live in the North Pole; he's from New Zealand.

Two Finger is a cool dude who sent me a bunch of bbq sauce (chances are high there's cum in it :ohdear:), a tupperware of dry rub (a single pube may lurk within), two books about some baller NZ dudes, two bottles of apple cider + duct tape with instructions on how to play a game with those items, and a thumb drive of a TV show from his land.




Also a dick.


Hey thanks man!

also missed opportunity, should have changed crump to trump

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm outing my guy tomorrow if he doesn't post

The person you're sending to isn't the same one sending to you.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

The person you're sending to isn't the same one sending to you.

I know, this isn't my first year.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I'll jump in on this

Ditto. Also I'm XL crew.

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Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Negative. I used a ~*~secret sauce~*~ this year to make matches.

It was a literal hat.

Was it red? That affects my gift choice.

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