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Kosumo posted:Sandi would love jail. So, Derek is Dredd and Sandi is Mama. Who does MoMA play? That might get confusing.
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Brownhat posted:People still using "SJW" unironically in 2017. Amazing. Well it is a pretty devastating burn. Almost as bad as being called an adult fucker by fuzzy modem.
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MeLKoR posted:So, Derek is Dredd and Sandi is Mama. Who does MoMA play? That might get confusing. Fergie. Specifically, the Rob Schnieder version.
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MeLKoR posted:So, Derek is Dredd and Sandi is Mama. Who does MoMA play? That might get confusing. MoMA is the weedy hacker dude who has to manipulate outside communications to keep the authorities from cottoning on to what's happening inside CIGtrees, otherwise he'll get his throat cut by the psychotic bitch that runs the show.
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Gradis posted:facts are good. Star Citizen is crap. And here we see examples of RealFacts™, as opposed to the GoodFacts™ with which CIG built that schedule of theirs.
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Xaerael posted:Fergie. Specifically, the Rob Schnieder version. Oh come on, I know it's MoMA, but there's got to be some measure of decency and restraint in how we behave towards each other even in the doxxing thread.
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Roflan posted:/triggered Not to mention if body heat was all they were interested in they would do much better building a Mootrix.
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Sunswipe posted:https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/857019349781037056 They're already in the game, unless she's saying that the Vanduul that have been in the ships since AC released in 2014 were placeholder models all this time.
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Sunswipe posted:What a lovely day. I'll fire up the computer and browse a few websites to get caught up on what's going on in the wor- Normally to be a dad the package is already in the underwear.
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no_recall posted:Thanks for ruining my day. Think about the person that delivered it, then feel better
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Sunswipe posted:What a lovely day. I'll fire up the computer and browse a few websites to get caught up on what's going on in the wor-
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Hav posted:In other legal news, apparently Fuzzy Modem had a status hearing this morning, but I don't know the outcome until the systems are updated. A status hearing is where there's an opportunity to settle with the prosecution, discuss the case and any further evidence and figure out the next steps. God drat, we've been waiting for this trial longer than the citizens did for the 3.0 schedule .
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The Titanic posted:Also the polygon count on this character appears to be startlingly high, as do the number of animation bones. But I'm sure it'll be fine, and you can have 100s on screen at once with full subsumption AI as they talk with each other in unique voices with a real alien language that is not just meaningless. This is for a cutscene or something, not in-game. Those extra animation bones look for muscle deformation and gravity and that's not something you're putting into a game unless there's a handful of characters on screen. In-game, you'd probably be using morph targets to do that, not actually assigning a bone to that.
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Young Freud posted:This is for a cutscene or something, not in-game. Those extra animation bones look for muscle deformation and gravity and that's not something you're putting into a game unless there's a handful of characters on screen. In-game, you'd probably be using morph targets to do that, not actually assigning a bone to that. what is this, the stone age??
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Young Freud posted:This is for a cutscene or something, not in-game. Those extra animation bones look for muscle deformation and gravity and that's not something you're putting into a game unless there's a handful of characters on screen. In-game, you'd probably be using morph targets to do that, not actually assigning a bone to that. Lmao if you think the Roberts would compromise in game graphical fidelity ("polygons") for something as mundane as frame rates.
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Brownhat posted:People still using "SJW" unironically in 2017. Amazing. I get called a SJW by idiots around the internet all the time recently, far more than in the past even, and they seem to think it's some kind of insult 
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MeLKoR posted:God drat, we've been waiting for this trial longer than the citizens did for the 3.0 schedule . why do people still care about a lovely random trial again?
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Gradis posted:How's the sister ship doing? I'm not on speaking terms with the highly honored Olympic. But every so often Britannic and I get to hang out and we go down on each other. It's pretty good all around.
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Sunswipe posted:What a lovely day. I'll fire up the computer and browse a few websites to get caught up on what's going on in the wor- So actually having a child is no longer required to "complete" the journey to the dad side?
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The inevitable consequence of being a delivery person.
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Wuxi posted:I get it Ha you think it was a guy. (Also, I put pants on when I answer the goddamned door, and I'm from Florida) MeLKoR posted:God drat, we've been waiting for this trial longer than the citizens did for the 3.0 schedule . Stands a good chance of being completed, however. Truga posted:why do people still care about a lovely random trial again? I'm literally obsessed and goony about it.
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Truga posted:why do people still care about a lovely random trial again? He designed the Polaris or something but honestly who gives a poo poo. Dudes in prison where he belongs.
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his nibs posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw8lHMCm2Lc Weakest cosplay ever.
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Ben Lesnick, Father Son, you know it's against the rules to watch any movies, play any video games or read any books that aren't about Wing Commander. Now say 15 Hail Roberts and go watch Wing Commander again.
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DarkRefreshment posted:Well move over goatee and 2G1C; I can now say I've found the worst thing on the internet 
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I finally understand what those people mean by 'gay agenda'.
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Hav posted:Weakest cosplay ever. Nonsense. He makes a great Jeff Lynne. 
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Xaerael posted:Nonsense. He makes a great Jeff Lynne. Jeff already has a starship;  Start your day off right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl5bqHP0-KA Hav fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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spacetoaster posted:So actually having a child is no longer required to "complete" the journey to the dad side? Ben's delightful website could easily lead one to believe that he'd had children, just in the Fuzzy Modem sense.
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Sunswipe posted:Ben's delightful website could easily lead one to believe that he'd had children, just in the Fuzzy Modem sense. 
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Truga posted:why do people still care about a lovely random trial again? I just enjoy a good auto de fé as much as the next man. It's low hanging fruit but a pedo getting his due is about the only thing we can be sure SC will eventually deliver. I'm not whining though, I hope the judge takes his time rather than rush an half-arsed verdict with most of the features cut. MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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I bet Ben is jealous of the fact that Night Trap is getting a re-release on the PS4 for it's 25th anniversary and is asking God why no one, even CR, cares enough about Wing Commander to update them...
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