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CHECK OUT THAT FUCKIN' MONKEY ERRIS SNIPE!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ1hFUb_B1U
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Dec 15, 2016 19:45
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alf_pogs posted:great post I'm clouds. Derek is windmills. Get that right.
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Dec 15, 2016 19:45
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grimcreaper posted:Erris is a moron. the guys that can barely mod cryengine after more than four years and are struggling to release an embarrassing team deathmatch mode that looks like a 2010 early access game that is outclassed by decade old team deathmatch games have totally created amazing things that are already done and are surely coming.
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Dec 15, 2016 19:46
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The amount of nerd rage you could harvest with that setup almost justifies the wrist trauma
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Dec 15, 2016 19:47
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Xaerael posted:CHECK OUT THAT FUCKIN' MONKEY ERRIS SNIPE! 
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Dec 15, 2016 19:52
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ManofManyAliases posted:I'm clouds. Derek is windmills. Get that right. You're a fart cloud, derek is a broken handheld fan.
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Dec 15, 2016 19:53
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ManofManyAliases posted:I'm clouds. Derek is windmills. Get that right. I can't be arsed to go through your post history. Did you accept the bet I made?
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Dec 15, 2016 19:55
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I'm with Erris on this one: Jesus was born on the 25th, so it's fair that the Jesus patch will follow the same timeline.
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Dec 15, 2016 19:56
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JugbandDude posted:I'm with Erris on this one: Jesus was born on the 25th, so it's fair that the Jesus patch will follow the same timeline. Please stop doxxing Jesus.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:01
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Morningwoodpecker posted:You only asked for a refund 2 days ago, that makes you 48 hours more enlightened than Erris who you are now getting all cross with. This, and also Beer you need to GET MAD. Use Pgabs as your inspiration. I don't know if you think getting mad is something only dumbs do, or you have a view of the world where logic rules everything, or you think CIG WINS if they make you mad. Put your emotions into this son. GET MAD GET ANGRY and let it out. The reason that you were stuck in denial forever and is actually still in denial now is because you never got mad
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Dec 15, 2016 20:01
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Xaerael posted:Please stop doxxing Jesus. Sorry, INRI. I will call my parents to make up for it.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:01
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https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/809473162513629184
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Dec 15, 2016 20:02
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Chalks posted:Hey Derek, you should fix the meta description tags on your site so the preview text for these links isn't so silly. I know, it's hilarious. I keep forgetting to fix that. 
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Dec 15, 2016 20:02
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The company known wide and far for never meeting any of their self imposed deadlines , will now suddenly release not 1 but 2 patches at once ?
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Dec 15, 2016 20:04
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Please shut the gently caress up unless you're going to drop some truth bombs
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Dec 15, 2016 20:05
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Sappo569 posted:The company known wide and far for never meeting any of their self imposed deadlines , will now suddenly release not 1 but 2 patches at once ?  There's precedent, and there's evidence that they could do it
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Dec 15, 2016 20:06
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how many new builds will have to be downloaded during the livestream tomorrow lol
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Dec 15, 2016 20:07
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Sappo569 posted:Please shut the gently caress up unless you're going to drop some truth bombs Seriously Derek no one gives a poo poo over here. Have fun trolling r/ds, the most easily trolled people on the planet. If you got something, cool share it and reap the warlord. But otherwise shut the gently caress up.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:07
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This documentary on DOOM is fascinating. Thanks for linking it. No problem commando o9
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Dec 15, 2016 20:08
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how many days late are they for releasing 2.6 to live now like didn't their original one say something like 11/22 or whatever
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Dec 15, 2016 20:09
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TheAgent posted:how many days late are they for releasing 2.6 to live now Well they updated the schedule every time they missed the date so technically they never missed the date
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Dec 15, 2016 20:10
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D_Smart posted:[SNIP] they can't reconcile the fact that someone can still be truthful and objective, while at the same time having a dissenting opinion. Derek, you've just described 99% of the internet 
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Dec 15, 2016 20:11
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TheAgent posted:how many days late are they for releasing 2.6 to live now Their original Live date was June of 2016. Then we were gonna see a "sneak peek maybe" at Gamescom in August. Then nothing until the internal schedule report which had it going Live 12/6/2016.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:11
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Foo Diddley posted:Well they updated the schedule every time they missed the date so technically they never missed the date I know you are being sarcastic but that's literally the reasoning over there.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:12
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 *Things* I am excited!
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Dec 15, 2016 20:13
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TheLightPurges posted:I know you are being sarcastic but that's literally the reasoning over there. Wonder how well they'd tolerate that sort of poo poo from anyone else Like, the pizza place calling them up every half hour to tell them "actually we've changed the schedule on your delivery"
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Dec 15, 2016 20:14
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ManofManyAliases posted:I'm clouds. Derek is windmills. Get that right.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:15
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Foo Diddley posted:Wonder how well they'd tolerate that sort of poo poo from anyone else "I'm sorry, I know you said you wanted pineapple, but we're not quite done with that yet so we're going to put regular apple on there instead." 
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Dec 15, 2016 20:16
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TheLightPurges posted:Seriously Derek no one gives a poo poo over here. Have fun trolling r/ds, the most easily trolled people on the planet. If you got something, cool share it and reap the warlord. But otherwise shut the gently caress up. Amen to this. Jesus.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:16
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Xaerael posted:As much as I'd love it to be, the name thing isn't breaking any laws. It's (poo poo) satire. If it was breaking any laws, SA would have been shut down years ago. It's just very childish and stupid to mock your critics. The noble choice is to ignore and move on, but CIG just loves sending up big "troll us please, we react in stupid ways" red balloons. Much like this thread.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:17
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TheAgent posted:how many days late are they for releasing 2.6 to live now Depends on which schedule you're going by.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:17
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I agree erris is going to shift soon. He is starting to see the same things we're seeing. He sees the separate tech demos and he saw the sq 42 'footage'. Except where in reality CIG wasted all their money on vacations, furniture, mocap, hiring-firing-rehiring to the ground, his version of reality is 'CIG HAS to have been making 3.0 secretly because all we've seen so far...sucks.' The thing is these people are very vindictive, but they are entirely powerless to do any real world anything. What they do is make a post on RSI, get banned/moved to concern. Go complain a bit on reddit, gets downvoted, then they finally come here and try to sound like a smart guy that didn't get scammed until they give up and get a refund. That's all they will do and have been doing.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:18
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Beet Wagon posted:"I'm sorry, I know you said you wanted pineapple, but we're not quite done with that yet so we're going to put regular apple on there instead." Regular apples did not work out, we are refactoring to actual pines. You're welcome.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:19
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HKS posted:I agree erris is going to shift soon. He is starting to see the same things we're seeing. He sees the separate tech demos and he saw the sq 42 'footage'. Except where in reality CIG wasted all their money on vacations, furniture, mocap, hiring-firing-rehiring to the ground, his version of reality is 'CIG HAS to have been making 3.0 secretly because all we've seen so far...sucks.' He wears a bowtie casually and has to drink 3-4 beers to have a Skype conversation with someone. Hes in til the bitter end.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:19
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Tarquinn posted:Regular apples did not work out, we are refactoring to actual pines. You're welcome. Actual Pines aren't really available right now so we just sprayed the pizza down with PineSol. Which is our MVP enjoy.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:21
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TheLightPurges posted:He wears a bowtie casually and has to drink 3-4 beers to have a Skype conversation with someone. Hes in til the bitter end. To be fair I'd need a lot more than that to Skype with those guys for hours
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Dec 15, 2016 20:21
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:To be fair I'd need a lot more than that to Skype with those guys for hours True. I rescind my statement.
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Dec 15, 2016 20:21
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Sappo569 posted:Please shut the gently caress up unless you're going to drop some truth bombs Or comedy. I'll take cat or kayak posts too. I really enjoy the Titanic's saucy pictures as well. Marching Powder at least delivered consistent melt downs. MoMA is actually funny now and Derek is still Derek, although, I'm holding out hope that one day his posts will be fun and good. If his gimmick is pulling a Lucy on this thread forever then that's pretty funny I guess but that's dependant on other people being upset to deliver.
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Raskolnikov posted:Or comedy. I'll take cat or kayak posts too. I really enjoy the Titanic's saucy pictures as well. Marching Powder at least delivered consistent melt downs. MoMA is actually funny now and Derek is still Derek, although, I'm holding out hope that one day his posts will be fun and good. I'm pretty sure he knows something that would be interesting but he doesn't have much else and hes just lording over it for attention.
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