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Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




Survived AGDQ 2018 Awful Games block!
Survived with the express help of knowing that ilovebeersooomuch posts on these forums.
Grimey Drawer
Jesus christ, I'm glad I don't go anywhere near that subreddit.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

so uh don't quote that too much please, could get annoying

Please thumbnail those images and never do that again.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Kelp Me! posted:

Hey guys have you read my infamous July Blog???? Here it is again, just in case you missed my last post about my July Blog!!!!

link?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

AP posted:

link?

http://dereksmart.com/2017/07/july-blog-anniversary/

:grin:

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Apparently the thread decided it was time to fight trainwreck with trainwreck

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Missed opportunity Julying blogging on 6th instead of on 4th.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

quote:

I mean it's just as wrong for a Nazi Sympathizer to harass others for their beliefs as it is for people who are not Nazi Sympathizers to harass those who are.
a real thing someone typed on a subreddit dedicated to a alpha space game

lol

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Space Crabs posted:

Apparently the thread decided it was time to fight trainwreck with trainwreck

Chris needs to take out another loan, and quick before we start to eat each other

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
roberts and sandi now wearing run of the mill company wear / poo poo from old navy and removing all their expensive as gently caress watches and jewelry on atv

fuckin lol at all this poo poo

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

hot balls man no homo posted:

Chris needs to take out another loan, and quick before we start to eat each other
I hear yogurt and blue cheese goes great with the taste of human flesh.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Daztek posted:

do you have a gigantic monitor or something

Some of us only have one 4K screen in portrait mode and 8GB of Vram.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

TheAgent posted:

roberts and sandi now wearing run of the mill company wear / poo poo from old navy and removing all their expensive as gently caress watches and jewelry on atv

fuckin lol at all this poo poo

Laundry day! Stop spreading FUD and poo poo!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

TheAgent posted:

roberts and sandi now wearing run of the mill company wear / poo poo from old navy and removing all their expensive as gently caress watches and jewelry on atv

fuckin lol at all this poo poo

Not surprising. Hide the assets is the 1st thing you do before bankruptcy.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
oh its tony z, a man who hasn't released a game since 1994

lol

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

thatguy posted:

I hear yogurt and blue cheese goes great with the taste of human flesh.

Thems fight'n words

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Nellistos posted:

Missed opportunity Julying blogging on 6th instead of on 4th.

You mean the 14th of July I hope loyal citizen of the Stimpire?

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I just didn't want you to risk losing out on that gilded contribution from accredited redditor, HeadClot :ohdear:

and no I don't have a gigantic monitor :rolleyes: I printed it from my GameBoy printer like a sane person

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TheAgent posted:

roberts and sandi now wearing run of the mill company wear / poo poo from old navy and removing all their expensive as gently caress watches and jewelry on atv

fuckin lol at all this poo poo

countdown until derek tweets this with a link to his forums, then links the tweet and his forums here with a grandiose speech about a blog he wrote a year ago on crobblers $13,000 watch

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
making obvious predictions just so you can post called it is so meta

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
guys remember ULTIMA and CRUSADER I did those two isometric, sprite based single player games and now after a 20 year absence I'm working on a massively multiplayer game that can hold 1,000 players in an instance, all with twitch based combat and realistic physics

its called STAR CITIZEN, made by my friend and leader at DIGITAL ANVIL, CHRIS ROBERTS, who also hired his wife SANDI ROBERTS and his brother ERIN ROBERTS and me, TONY ZUROVEC, and our long time lawyer friend ORTWIN FREYERMUTH

check it out, our progress is amazing!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I just didn't want you to risk losing out on that gilded contribution from accredited redditor, HeadClot :ohdear:

and no I don't have a gigantic monitor :rolleyes: I printed it from my GameBoy printer like a sane person

If it makes you feel better, it looks awesome on the Virtual Boy.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Colostomy Bag posted:

If it makes you feel better, it looks awesome on the Virtual Boy.

The Virtual Boy has never made anyone feel better.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tippis posted:

The Virtual Boy has never made anyone feel better.

It does after you play Star Marine.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
DON'T LIKE TROLLS JUST IGNORE THEM

NO I WON'T IGNORE DEREK SMART I HOPE I GURGLE HIS COCK IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
how do u even gurgle a cock

Bloodplay it again
Aug 24, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I just didn't want you to risk losing out on that gilded contribution from accredited redditor, HeadClot :ohdear:

and no I don't have a gigantic monitor :rolleyes: I printed it from my GameBoy printer like a sane person

if you hold ctrl and scroll down, you can disable blindasabat mode in your favorite browser.
edit: thanks for the gold kind goonitor

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

how do u even gurgle a cock
the same way you get to carnegie hall: practice

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
but how do you get to gurgle a cock in Carnegie Hall?

tastychicken
Jul 17, 2007
Title text goes here
Practice practice practice!

nawledgelambo
Nov 7, 2016

Immersion chariot

TheAgent posted:

the same way you get to carnegie hall: practice

best way to make it in hollywood i heard is to take fountain

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal

Tippis posted:

The Virtual Boy has never made anyone feel better.

I thought about how I never bad one and that thought makes me feel better.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Looks like the whole operation took a haircut.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

thatguy posted:

I hear yogurt and blue cheese goes great with the taste of human flesh.


Pineapples and long pig is the *real* Hawaiian pizza

e: spaceglass is cool and good

Thoatse fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jul 6, 2017

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Colostomy Bag posted:

Looks like the whole operation took a haircut.
Shorn ballsacks are company policy, so it's about time the customer facing ones got a trim.

ZenMaster
Jan 23, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

tuo posted:

So Derek finally visiting CitizenCon, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU5XQg3F5z4

removed by user what is it?

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
did the reason roberts and sandi lied about being married ever come to life? why did they do that

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

ZenMaster posted:

removed by user what is it?

Something magical.

Missy Hyatt
Nov 20, 2004

1978 ~ 2023

Liu posted:

did the reason roberts and sandi lied about being married ever come to life? why did they do that

To make Sandi seem attainable to lonely nerds, if you're kind of a creeper.

To avoid being accused of blatant nepotism, if you're a more sensible person.

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


History Comes Inside! posted:

To make Sandi seem attainable to lonely nerds, if you're kind of a creeper.

To avoid being accused of blatant nepotism, if you're a more sensible person.

Remember the post of someone wondering what the gently caress concierge status in a make-believe internet videogame was and it was titled "So... is Sandi my girlfriend now?"

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