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Sappo569 posted:No see CIG figured it would be a good idea to poke fun at themselves , make some jokes get some laughs Now see, I feel like that's nearly correct. If they did all these janky shenanigans, showed gameplay progress, AND didn't ask for more money, they'd of had a great little funny live stream event that probably would have earned them new followers and sales. To make sales "fun" and not a centerpiece, they could have had a Christmas tree with ornaments filled with ship cards. Somebody shook the tree, whatever ornament fell is the ship that went on sale for an hour or something. Hell, even put a qvc timer in the corner for people. But then you play the game, for example you'd play the game using the ship that's currently on sale. Talk about a good idea? Unfortunately this idea would require an actual functional game to play. Maybe next year they'll have tons of guns to buy because an FPS game is easier than anything else they want to do. Just make the space part more like a suggestion, or a cutscene, intermixed between 2000's grade FPS action while saying it's "like space Arma!" Backers aren't exactly geniuses so they'll probably love playing the crappy early access quality game while drinking piss and claiming it's fine wine!
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Hey guys, constantly taking screenshots of the people you dislike and watching every single second of hours long livestreams of the game you hate to be able to land the perfect burn about some guys dinner is immensely hosed up. I mean its no surprise it happened in the friday night doxx e-stalking station (and all of this over a videogame), but come on. Please, stop stalking people online 24/7, doxxing people, sending them death threats, masturbating to spaceships, loling about graphs all friday night. Please, for youre sake. I want the best for you all.
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tooterfish posted:To be fair, SC has alreay delivered the best mutliplayer space sim around, and its barely even developed. It unlikely they will ever live up to the hype, but whats theyve shown is already very impressive. The only thing impressive about what they've delivered so far is how bad it is.
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Mu77ley posted:The only thing impressive about what they've delivered so far is how bad it is. If only the comedy that was the holiday live stream could be made a gameplay mechanic in star citizen.
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ArfJason posted:Hey guys, constantly taking screenshots of the people you dislike and watching every single second of hours long livestreams of the game you hate to be able to land the perfect burn about some guys dinner is immensely hosed up. I mean its no surprise it happened in the friday night doxx e-stalking station (and all of this over a videogame), but come on. Agreed.. salient points
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Found this while browsing the: "These are the people you share the road with" thread:
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Found this while browsing the: "These are the people you share the road with" thread: Still less stupid than still having money in Star Citizen.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:Welp, there's another cool thing I missed when I was in Hiroshima. It's worth visiting again, that place is the bomb. Mu77ley posted:Star Citizen wins Most Likely to Flop in 2017 award on Massively OP: http://massivelyop.com/2016/12/18/massively-ops-best-of-2016-awards-most-likely-to-flop/ CIG, snatching a failure from the jaws of success. We did it reddit!
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Downforce is very important when you're flying, you see.
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Mu77ley posted:Star Citizen wins Most Likely to Flop in 2017 award on Massively OP: http://massivelyop.com/2016/12/18/massively-ops-best-of-2016-awards-most-likely-to-flop/ Doesn't flopping require a thing to be released in 2017? Something doesn't add up.
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DancingShade posted:Doesn't flopping require a thing to be released in 2017? Something doesn't add up. "They can't give us a bad review if we never leave Alpha  " -Chris "crobbler" Roberts
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Sappo569 posted:In the grim star citizen future , military instructors will wear floral Polo shirts and park Ranger hats , with their insignia poorly glued onto the front of the hat Because they just don't give these loving things away... 
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Swearing at video games is fun, but please remember to doxx your parents.
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imagine ben going "i'd doxx me, i'd doxx me so hard" let it enrich your holiday experience
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lol I thought this was another parody video till I looked at the guy's channel and saw there's not a shred of irony to be found Phil Tool strikes again!
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Heres a cool fact about Star Marine. The grenades have no injury distance. If you are anywhere near the blast radius its a one shot.
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Chalks posted:Downforce is very important when you're flying, you see. The Spaceofoils provide Space Downforce, which provides better grip on the Higgs Field, which improves space cornering. Obviously.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg_ZcA1dwu0&t=1454s This is to showcase that your guy can move around on a moving ship but lol at the Caterpillar just WHIPPING around at full tilt.
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TacticalNecromancy posted:The Spaceofoils provide Space Downforce, which provides better grip on the Higgs Field, which improves space cornering. Obviously.
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TheLightPurges posted:Heres a cool fact about Star Marine. FUTURE SPACE GRENADES
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Good Dumplings posted:imagine ben going "i'd doxx me, i'd doxx me so hard" It puts the money in the ships or it gets the livestream again. Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
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ArfJason posted:Hey guys, constantly taking screenshots of the people you dislike and watching every single second of hours long livestreams of the game you hate to be able to land the perfect burn about some guys dinner is immensely hosed up. I mean its no surprise it happened in the friday night doxx e-stalking station (and all of this over a videogame), but come on. Remember the reddit post where they were talking about Derek's daughter lol.
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No because I dont read the thread, but thats insanely hosed up and should be reported to some authority. Im still slightly disturbed that because the reddit people do it, people here feel justified to repeat the same condemnable actions. Remember, just because someone got away with something doesnt mean its ok to do it too.
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Spatial posted:I crafted a fantastic device. It will open a portal to another world. A world of dreams... This is good for star citizen
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TacticalNecromancy posted:The Spaceofoils provide Space Downforce, which provides better grip on the Higgs Field, which improves space cornering. Obviously. It's a team race where your team mate has to fly upside down and below you at all times to keep you in the air.
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DapperDon posted:Because they just don't give these loving things away... If you're a successful Hollywood director and producer they might I imagine a Porsche big wig deciding to give one to Crobbers , the publicity they'll get when he ends up on the news , slowly being trailed by 20 cop cars while the news chopper shows him doing massive rails from the steering wheel -look at that control , precision, absolute perfection, a steering system so balanced you can snort the rest of the Citizens money right off of the Alcantara-
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ArfJason posted:No because I dont read the thread, but thats insanely hosed up and should be reported to some authority. When did I say any of this lol.
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Decrepus posted:When did I say any of this lol. He's trolling.
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Chalks posted:It's a team race where your team mate has to fly upside down and below you at all times to keep you in the air. That actually sounds like a somewhat fun idea if done correctly and therefore can't be correct. I like the sound of it, but it's not quite  enough
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TacticalNecromancy posted:That actually sounds like a somewhat fun idea if done correctly and therefore can't be correct. I like the sound of it, but it's not quite Yeah, well, lol at the idea of CIG creating a physics model that involves ships being in contact with each other without instantly exploding. 
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AP posted:2.6: MANNEQUIN FACE AND LOST HELMET WHEN TRYING ON ARMOR SUIT IN CUBBY BLAST IN ARCCORP I noticed on WTFOsaurus stream that the mannequins all T-pose when you turn the camera towards them and then quickly correct into their regular pose. Maybe that's why the player cap is so low, they've got too many mannequins.
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Mu77ley posted:Star Citizen wins Most Likely to Flop in 2017 award on Massively OP: http://massivelyop.com/2016/12/18/massively-ops-best-of-2016-awards-most-likely-to-flop/ Massively OP posted:Star Citizen and WildStar won our award for Most Likely to Flop in 2017 or Beyond. Notably, Tarkaroshe is a Massively OP Kickstarter and Patreon backer and Lethality is a big supporter of both Star Citizen and WildStar.
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I like how even the J4G backers that have had to learn how to even post here can manage to not troll themselves on arfjason's gimmick but thread regulars just keep trolling themselves over and over.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:What was it? Sorry, no clue, but my RSI account is clean enough to confirm a deletion.
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