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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?
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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

 Chris can't say AI

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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


 Ay Ay Ay Ay Ai Ai

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AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 4, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

 If they had anything that was actually exciting to show off they would be doing so. Instead, they're showing off the menu system...

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005
 Man this space watch stream is riveting

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xXAdmiralBekHarXx
Jul 11, 2017

by zen death robot
it looks loving obnoxious to use. Especially in a bright area.

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WarpDogs
Apr 30, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
lmao removing handcrafted quests for Skyrim's terrible radiant quest system

excellent

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
Congratulations you kludged together a lovely UI

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose
"26 different archetypes of missions". Ah that good ol' Croberts gibberish.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
This is what drowning feelings like

Listening to Chris

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his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
posting on page 2000

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Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
millions of missions in 3.0

guaranteed

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

 So now they have millions of missions, amazing.

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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
so a mission system like elite or any other modern rpg?

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini
Clapping Larry

Mne nravitsya posted:
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his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
gently caress

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
doin it mission style

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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with



Grimey Drawer
I look forward to doing Millions of Different missions with the theme and variation of collecting 8 space bear asses.

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AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 4, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

 Clean up pirates in aisle 6!

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Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT
So far we've gotten out of bed and checked our phone.

HOORAY GAMEPLAY!

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Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
anybody got the stream link for the second abortion of croberts.

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bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
 Shut up about the start menu

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Wow, imagine all the functionality menus will add to the game.

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hottubrhymemachine
May 23, 2006

Connie is death process
PSD template manager

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
We have a system which displays lists of poo poo and also has some buttons on

Let's go over this for the next half hour

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Koil
Jun 24, 2005

two weeks
nipple jets are at 100% EVA fuel without a spacesuit

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Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

 what is this poo poo?!?!? Am I going to play the entire game from my wrist???

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Super Foul Egg
Oct 5, 2005
Don't take me for an ordinary man

 Bear in mind here that cultists will absolutely cream over anything that appears to increase their 'immersion' including this drab shite. All steps on the road to chilling on their gold toilet space deck doing absolutely nothing.

Space Playstation Home is the inevitable end of this dream.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
So, this is the powerpoint part right

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Dante80
Mar 23, 2015


 Woa...forgot about the presentation.

Any info I've lost so far?

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cannot wait for procedurally generated millions of missions

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Let me explain the history of the world starting from the big bang.......

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose
"You gotta earn your money to keep your poo poo going."

That's rich coming from you Croberts.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

"Are you prepared to take up my burden, then? If you slay the heart, then yours must take its place—and you must take mine. The Dutchman must always have a captain."
Hair Elf
So the gameplay loop is spend money on gas to do boring missions to afford more fuel?

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kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
 Deliver a crate from Yela to Olisar. Use a interstellar spaceship for this important mission.

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RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
 This is so boring

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Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
 I've seen it for one minute and the fact that the menu isn't actually held up directly in front of the camera is already annoying as hell

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Jst0rm posted:

anybody got the stream link for the second abortion of croberts.

https://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cannot wait to spend 6 hours mixing in-flight drinks so I can buy more missiles

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Achamp
Oct 19, 2005
The two hhhwhat.... The two yutes your honor

Bofast posted:

Half a point, maybe?

I want to hear someone yell "Shame" so bad. It's such a perfect mantra for this parpfest.

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
This is one boring presentation.

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