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Tokamak posted:There's always one goon who touches the poop That's one of the dangers of being poop when venturing into goon territory.
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Madcosby posted:My gimmick is that i point out the endless hypocrisy in the thread and laugh more at goons trying their hardest to hate everything cig does than i laugh at Roberts. Ask your not-a-friend-but-someone-who-tells-you-about-the-inner-workings-of-CIG-for-reasons if they can provide the list of SA posters who have spent money on star citizen spaceships and torpedoes. We need to hunt down and silence these awful rebels. We must be of one mind, one opinion as dictated by Overlord Smart.
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I can't believe goons have spent almost $20k a year on Star Citizen! Idiot hypocrites! oh wait, I totally can because every single month there's three more posts about getting refunds.
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Madcosby posted:My gimmick is that i point out the endless hypocrisy in the thread and laugh more at goons trying their hardest to hate everything cig does than i laugh at Roberts. thank you for giving us some concrete information that goons have refunded over $100,000 from their $150,000+ peak of stupidity
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please stop harassing people on twitter or my friend will access your purchase history.
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Mr.PayDay posted:Afaik he is just quoting from Reddit and RSI Citizens without sourcing the posts he quotes Man, that explains so much. As an unrelated aside, I hate when people do this. It's confusing and obnoxious.
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Actually, it owns
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Libluini posted:Man, that explains so much. ![]() I hope he/she never stops. The breaks they take between doing it are perfect and somebody always bites.
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Madcosby posted:Lol I was promised legal action over this too: ![]() You're just a tease.
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Combat Pretzel posted:Like it wouldn't have been economically more viable to mocap some kids on the street and have these guys just voice over it? Chris Roberts wanted to play director. You can't direct A-level talent by having some scrub professional mocap team do all the work and then get a voiceover done. That's stupid and not at all how professionals do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBxD2weBe-o
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HycoCam posted:FREE private servers were never mentioned. Just Private Servers. If private servers ever did become a thing, the first thing CIG would claim is the database and the like are too complicated/too proprietary to distribute so players will need to rent seats on a private server. i.e. it is your server, but you pay CIG a hosting fee. I can't believe I'm arguing about this but what they promised was that people could host their own servers for others to play on and connect to. Literally the very first bit of information after the logo on the kickstarter page: quote:
So no, renting servers absolutely will not qualify as what they sold. While I agree you are right about what will end up happening (if anything) they definitely sold the game with the claim for players to host their own modable servers, not rent servers hosed by someone else.
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Sum Mors posted:
Well, it's a dumb joke. On the other hand, those guys are brave, because my first reaction to this kind of thing is to assume the poster is an idiot. And I'm sure I'm not the only one. So, kudos to guys like him for looking like an idiot on the internet for our entertainment.
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Libluini posted:Well, it's a dumb joke. On the other hand, those guys are brave, because my first reaction to this kind of thing is to assume the poster is an idiot. And I'm sure I'm not the only one. So, kudos to guys like him for looking like an idiot on the internet for our entertainment.
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Madcosby posted:My gimmick is that i point out the endless hypocrisy in the thread and laugh more at goons trying their hardest to hate everything cig does than i laugh at Roberts. just because you had an exchange with the recent hire community rep out of Austin doesn't qualify as "I talk to someone who works there" That's like me saying "Yea I got Brad Pitt's autograph we are pretty much drinking buddies now"
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Tokamak posted:There's always one goon who touches the poop I'd nominate Assraper420 to be this threads official poop toucher, I'd imagine he would be use to it being a weed smoking bum burglar - and a goon
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Sabreseven posted:I'm pretty sure it was tbh, Kikkelivelho seems really good at it and I quite enjoy his posts. Unfortunately, as twisted as his posts are, he can never truly live up to the idiocy that is Star Citizen. Not truly. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.....
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ripptide posted:Unfortunately, as twisted as his posts are, he can never truly live up to the idiocy that is Star Citizen. Not truly. It's a good thing. Just imagine the insanity that would have had to have taken hold to truly replicate it. The horror.
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Madcosby posted:have spent 55k since 2013. Surprised it was that low, a few years back I was hearing numbers of 300-450k before the refunds and the general tide turn.
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Hey, Derrek. Go gently caress yourself. I like when you give good info, but most of it is just rehashed bullshit. Also, don't dox me pls
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Chocobo posted:Wait. Who is this and why does she look so much like Sandi? Please, did someone keep a copy of "Mae's Kampf"? I can't believe I didn't and good luck looking for it in the 6665 pages thread.
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![]() ![]() Unattributed quote ![]() Source
Mirificus fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Dec 27, 2016 |
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It's hilarious how the cultists' new rallying cry is "The engine transition went well! Chris said so!" to distract themselves from the fact that CIG showed essentially nothing for an entire year aside from a couple mocked up demos.
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Thread is getting loving creepy again. First talking about calling Croberts phone (holy gently caress), now photoshopping him into murder photos.
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Sickening posted:Thread is getting loving creepy again. First talking about calling Croberts phone (holy gently caress), now photoshopping him into murder photos. I considered calm.jpeg but felt this was more highbrow.
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Sickening posted:Thread is getting loving creepy again. First talking about calling Croberts phone (holy gently caress), now photoshopping him into murder photos. Beginning to think it's a response to the constant people saying "stop being creepy" when nothing creepy is happening. I guess if you're gonna be called creepy either way, might as well do the crime?
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3802260 I also considered doing something with this theme but since I've been posting in that thread it felt repetitive. You can add me to the "sends death threats to russian diplomats / games developers" list. e: edited for less funny photoshops of corpses in the "make fun of a video game thread", just go to the thread, it has some great stuff MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Dec 27, 2016 |
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Just pointing out that even FAU likes that thread.
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CrazyTolradi posted:Just pointing out that even FAU likes that thread. That thread has some loving gold in it. e: edited for less funny photoshops of corpses in the "make fun of a video game thread", just go to the thread, it has some great stuff MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Dec 27, 2016 |
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CrazyTolradi posted:Just pointing out that even FAU likes that thread. hosed up if true
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Mirificus posted:Source As someone who's actual (certified) job is to build underlying infrastructure for cloud architecture that guy is full of poo poo and has no idea the massive amount of systems underlying to make AWS so easy for the end user along with the limitations AWS provides as well. Not only that the guy probably glorifies standing up a lamp stack to throw a chat app on and calls it "infrastructure"
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So. Finally caught up with the thread. Reading off and on from the beach. Holy poo poo this show just gets better. Theagent eightace and Derek have no legitimate sources. Moma appears to actually have a source. Some of you guys are still in a dire need of taking a break from this thread. 2.6 is actually out. There's always more and it's always worse.
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Mirificus posted:Source Yes the seats, engine, and wheels in my Focus are identical to those parts found in a Cadillac or a Lamborghini.
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serious question, was the in-game clothing store part of any of the stretch goals or proposed features, or did cig just take it upon themselves to add it to the scope?
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Not sure if this is so I'm linking it just in case. I call it The Birth of Star Marine.
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flyboi posted:As someone who's actual (certified) job is to build underlying infrastructure for cloud architecture that guy is full of poo poo and has no idea the massive amount of systems underlying to make AWS so easy for the end user along with the limitations AWS provides as well. Not only that the guy probably glorifies standing up a lamp stack to throw a chat app on and calls it "infrastructure"
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BeefThief posted:serious question, was the in-game clothing store part of any of the stretch goals or proposed features, or did cig just take it upon themselves to add it to the scope? It wasn't. Neither was star marine.
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MeLKoR posted:Not sure if this is I don't think it's nws so much as very creepy.
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so I'm linking it just in case. I call it