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TheAgent posted:I really do think they are at the 200 or less full time staff at this point That just means less of the funding going to payroll. Star Citizen is saved.
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AP posted:If we're honest for a second, in 2017 who can seriously put their hand on their heart and say these idiots don't deserve to get scammed? People like that Tarkoashe feller sure. But guy's like that Michu feller are broken in the brain in the sort of way that while they will get taken advantage of, and will be taken advantage of in the future like a loyal dog who thinks their master is coming back after leaving the on the side of the road. They don't deserve it in any karmic sense. I feel pity for him.
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Lladre posted:People like that Tarkoashe feller sure. you've gone too far this time, lladre too goddamn far
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, I don't eat fried foods. Dude what is wrong with you? You don't drink, you don't eat fried food, and you don't know how to make a tl;dr of anything. You're like the human equivalent of the description of food in The Matrix. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEnJfZ9joY
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TheAgent posted:let them keep this tire fire burning forever https://twitter.com/wolexakefuz/status/940695025738043392 10 years.
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DapperDon posted:Dude what is wrong with you? You don't drink He drinks. He likes Bailey's Irish Cream.
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I am Dereks alter, the fat white guy who loves alcohol and fried foods and I don't blog the therapist sometimes wonders if I'm the primary or if the Derek personality was so strong it took over or if it's a primal fear sorta situation and I don't exist at all
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TheAgent posted:don't you dare lump doggies in with star citizen backers Do you even have a dog?
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DapperDon posted:You don't drink, you don't eat fried food, and you don't know how to make a tl;dr of anything. Derek's philosophy must be if you drink and eat fried foods, soon you'll find yourself in a tl;dr life 
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Lladre posted:Do you even have a dog?
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TheAgent posted:don't you dare lump doggies in with star citizen backers That reminds me - which one of you was it that wrote the fanfiction where I played Star Citizen until I died and Kayak watched the EMTs take me away? Because I owe you a ban 
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Comparing Kojima to anything Star Citizen chaps my rear end.
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I'm pretty sure I've kept all my sc thread poster fiction (erotic or not) offsite and under a different username
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They're grasping at the most tenuous straws now. I think Kojima, whether you like his stuff or not, has an established history of delivery. If it takes him 6 years, you know for the entire time that he's making progress, has a plan, knows how to do it, and will get it done. By contrast Chris Roberts has a documented history of failure (just like now), he's failed to deliver games in the past due to scope creep and ignorance of the subject (just like now), the games he failed to deliver in the past due to scope creep and ignorance of the subject were space games in particular (just like now), and he's been doing a note-perfect imitation of his previous fuckups since the project began. Nothing is planned, nothing is documented, nothing is scoped, nobody knows what the game is supposed to be, and there is no position in any of their multiple studios around the world whose job it is to determine those things, much less enforce them. To compare these two people is absolutely ludicrous - they're not even both game developers. The only thing Chris Roberts ever developed was an extra chromosome.
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+ https://photofunia.com/effects/anime =  Even loving anime filters know what's up.
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TheAgent posted:although I have PMed a dick pic to every poster in this thread as an early Xmas gift you forgot me, rude
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TheAgent posted:although I have PMed a dick pic to every poster in this thread as an early Xmas gift This calls for a mod challenge.
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Bribase posted:We laugh at you guys all the time, especially on spectrum and discord. Our community even had an entire sub laughing at Derek. "To lie!" Surface detail really stepped up his game with this alt. It's like the real thing but I've oft been wrong.
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Beet Wagon posted:That reminds me - which one of you was it that wrote the fanfiction where I played Star Citizen until I died and Kayak watched the EMTs take me away? That sounds like something MoMA would write in a fit of despair after finding out CIG are indeed selling land.
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TheAgent posted:although I have PMed a dick pic to every poster in this thread as an early Xmas gift Dude...uh...you should get that thing checked out at the clinic.
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but seriously I will be doing a steam key Xmas giveaway for peeps in this thread next week as a thank you for the games I've recently received
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TheAgent posted:but seriously I will be doing a steam key Xmas giveaway for peeps in this thread next week as a thank you for the games I've recently received  It's going to be Bad Rats, isn't it? e: looks like they still haven't replaced that emote. I'll go poke one of the admins again.
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TheAgent posted:look man, I can't help that my dick looks like cheaply bought steam keys from some online retailer in north Korea Well ok then son, expect a refund reddit.
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TheAgent posted:but seriously I will be doing a steam key Xmas giveaway for peeps in this thread next week as a thank you for the games I've recently received TIA for the Line of Defense key.
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Dec 12, 2017 22:28
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Wait. Then whos dick is in my inbox.
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Beet Wagon posted:
Jokes on you, there's a sequel. That may or may not be the same game. Over and under on them hiring the Bad Rats guy for the physics in Star Citizen?
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Scruffpuff posted:They're grasping at the most tenuous straws now. I think Kojima, whether you like his stuff or not, has an established history of delivery. If it takes him 6 years, you know for the entire time that he's making progress, has a plan, knows how to do it, and will get it done. I noped out of his stuff on Metal Gear Solid 2. It was a good game, and had some ridiculous "fidelitous" things in it that could've only come from someone who loved what they were making. The story in the cutscenes was just too much for me. At least he makes impressive things, whether or not the story line rolls your eyes out of your head.
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XK posted:I noped out of his stuff on Metal Gear Solid 2. It was a good game, and had some ridiculous "fidelitous" things in it that could've only come from someone who loved what they were making. The story in the cutscenes was just too much for me. MGSV has some amazing gameplay with serious repeatability if you don't have it, check it out
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Sickening posted:I still can't and will never fathom how someone spends 40k on a video game that does the mental gymnastics to justify it. The level of mental illness required is astounding. BoreScammer 40K.
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Dusty Lens posted:Wait. Then whos dick is in my inbox. I thought maybe you wanted to get together or something.
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Beet Wagon posted:e: looks like they still haven't replaced that emote. I'll go poke one of the admins again. Lowtax and his crew don't yet have those pipeline skills like Chris & Co have perfected.
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TheAgent posted:although I have PMed a dick pic to every poster in this thread as an early Xmas gift Is this the ELE?
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big nipples big life posted:Comparing Kojima to anything Star Citizen chaps my rear end. I think realistically, if you think about it, Kojima made that statement specifically to reference Star Citizen, because Chris Roberts is the one game developer he feels he can never hold a candle to, and he's trying to cover up for his hero before he makes the Last Game, rendering Kojima's future career plans moot. Which he's totally OK with because he will live forever in the 'Verse playing infinite subsumption NPC AI dynamic missions that will always be cinematic and have procedurally generated storylines that thrust even his best ideas into the shade.
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Rad Russian posted:Is this the ELE? Extension Level: Erect.
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TheAgent posted:MGSV has some amazing gameplay with serious repeatability I'm beyond it at this point. What I remember is his games having schizophrenic stories, with obnoxiously long drawn out cinema sequences, but you could watch ice cubes melt, and shoot the seagulls making GBS threads on you. The games worked, though. I stuck with him from the first Metal Gear on the NES, finished by getting all the dog tags on MGS2, and I'm fine with leaving it there.
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If your ELE persists for more than two years consult with your warlord.
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XK posted:I'm beyond it at this point.
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