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TheLastRoboKy posted:I had to play the game twice before I understood it but yeah it's pretty wack. my favorite part of vii is the crossdressing former genocidal soldier that ends up having sex with 40 year old men I hope I can go undercover in vanduul territory with a fursuit and a loose rear end in a top hat
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TheAgent posted:I hope I can go undercover in vanduul territory with a fursuit and a loose rear end in a top hat 
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TheAgent posted:my favorite part of vii is the crossdressing former genocidal soldier that ends up having sex with 40 year old men according to all theorycrafting citizens: yes I've already expressed my wishes for chris roberts to implement the leatherclad Dom women with strap on Aegis starship dildos to peg me in zero g whilst quantum autoerotically asphyxiating. Anyone know what patch that's supposed to come in?
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cool new Polack jokes posted:I love the arbitrary numbers in this project Original and Veteran backers are entitled to the 50 mission stretch goal, plus the 16 mission "Behind Enemy Lines" expansion. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cig/star-citizen
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TheAgent posted:my favorite part of vii is the crossdressing former genocidal soldier that ends up having sex with 40 year old men I hope they add vanduul to the 7 remake before CIG adds them to SC.
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alf_pogs posted:build the wall of trump with the bricks of star citizen backer's poo poo CIG are building a wall and they're going to make Frontier pay for it.
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Why would Erin Roberts, head of Foundry 42, the biggest studio focusing primarily on SQ42, need to fly across the Atlantic for a PU discussion? And why is this taking place in Austin? Surely Chris could more conveniently have the minions fly to him in LA. Thanks for the confirmations, Sandi.
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Facebook Aunt posted:No, that dude is just really good at touch typing. So good that he doesn't need a monitor at all. Since CIG ONLY hires the best in all things (except marketing).
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TheAgent posted:my favorite part of vii is the crossdressing former genocidal soldier that ends up having sex with 40 year old men Star Citizen: A fursuit and a loose rear end in a top hat
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Chin posted:Why would Erin Roberts, head of Foundry 42, the biggest studio focusing primarily on SQ42, need to fly across the Atlantic for a PU discussion? Why do they need to meet in person at all? Haven't they heard of teleconferencing?  It's almost like spreading your dudes across a bunch of studios all over the world isn't a completely good idea.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5n2ch1/a_new_year_is_in_and_great_stuff_is_awaiting_us_a/ I love that someone is still pushing the "A Bengal is going to be the size of two or three Battlefield maps" line. The longest sniper kill I've ever seen in a Battlefield game was over three times the length of a Bengal and that was in loving Battlefield 3.
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TheAgent posted:my favorite part of vii is the crossdressing former genocidal soldier that ends up having sex with 40 year old men
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why do they need to meet in person at all? Haven't they heard of teleconferencing? They will go with whatever narrative suits them at the time When posting pictures of Crobbits skyping someone across the globe while sipping from his CLOUD IMPERIUM GAMES branded coffee mug, having multiple studios is the best thing ever because while one studio is sleeping another is awake picking up the slack Or as we see now, the narrative is that Crobbizle CEO Chairman and Lord Over All must personally sit down with his top men, no matter the cost and distance !! That is just how dedicated he is
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I seem to remember ultimately we were promised 70 missions in Squadron 42.
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Amarcarts posted:I seem to remember ultimately we were promised 70 missions in Squadron 42. As mission 37 will be 'to get the game to load try restarting your router' i wouldnt get too excited about that high number tbh
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Amarcarts posted:I seem to remember ultimately we were promised 70 missions in Squadron 42. Technically a mission was never defined. Did you make it to the briefing room? Mission accomplished!
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Chin posted:Why would Erin Roberts, head of Foundry 42, the biggest studio focusing primarily on SQ42, need to fly across the Atlantic for a PU discussion? I could swear we saw this picture before, last year some time.
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kilus aof posted:That was too subtle for /ds:  Nice puppet master, Derek
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ewe2 posted:Trolling /ds is getting too easy... Say what you want about Derek but the man has these children in a perpetual state of anxiety. TheAgent posted:my favorite part of vii is the crossdressing former genocidal soldier that ends up having sex with 40 year old men If that gets left out of the remake I riot. Amarcarts posted:I seem to remember ultimately we were promised 70 missions in Squadron 42. I'm sure they really meant objectives. 7 objectives. Where did the zero go? Oh it was a zero so it had no value so we just scrubbed it off. Sappo569 posted:They will go with whatever narrative suits them at the time Honestly Chris just looks like wants them to get a desk that looks like it was made out of a plane's wing.
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"I can't work under these conditions, they're not fidelitous enough. Yes I'm sure that's a word."
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ewe2 posted:Trolling /ds is getting too easy... Being semi-retired Derek likes to keep busy but does not want to spend all day doing work just for it to be unappreciated. Luckily /r/dereksmart is there to fall for even the lowest effort trolls.
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Derek's posting with twitter scripts disabled looks like he's trying to speak code. With himself. A perfect match for the AV, though.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:"PU Meetings in Austin - building our Universe!" [Imgur from Sandi's Facebook] Brought to you by PepsiCo
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Chin posted:Why would Erin Roberts, head of Foundry 42, the biggest studio focusing primarily on SQ42, need to fly across the Atlantic for a PU discussion? The rumors were true, SQ42 rolled into the PU.
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Chin posted:Why would Erin Roberts, head of Foundry 42, the biggest studio focusing primarily on SQ42, need to fly across the Atlantic for a PU discussion? 
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Merging SQ42 with Star Citizen would make sense. It's idiotic for them to keep to making two games when they practically and provenly can't handle developing one, while the project management is chaotic due to parpy Chris and marketing stuff is taking up all or most of their resources. However, it would be another link in their chain of broken promises and they have already sold SQ42 as separate packets to get more moneys. It also dramatically reduces the scope of SQ42 (lol 3 episodes with hours and hours of missions and gameplay). I was more interested in SQ42 than whatever impractical and unfeasable stuff they were dreaming about their MMO. I am glad that I got out before SQ42 implodes and "is now in the game".
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What he is complaining about at the start is actually a good idea. People (cultists) suck at replying to things logically and will just hone in on one thing and then add ten more bullshit artifacts. By forcing them to address individual points they might finally learn something instead of pushing it down further. But then he just complains about it as unfair or something.
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This will not end until everyone in the room has been replaced, will it?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Technically a mission was never defined. Did you make it to the briefing room? Mission accomplished! Technically it was never a promise!
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radd posted:Original and Veteran backers are entitled to the 50 mission stretch goal, plus the 16 mission "Behind Enemy Lines" expansion. *subject to change
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 These are all the jokes I found in this amazing photoshop.
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