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sorla78 posted:So what's the job market doing.... Sure are a lot of Lead and Senior openings for a project that has been going for 5 years. Weird. ![]()
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Do you think Ben spends an inordinate amount of time using his lower cuspid teeth to clear any food remnants from under his fingernails?
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Sure are a lot of Lead and Senior openings for a project that has been going for 5 years. They need a Junior financial assistant though. Probably to plow through the refund queue.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Do you think Ben spends an inordinate amount of time using his lower cuspid teeth to clear any food remnants from under his fingernails? Not me - at any given moment his teeth will be in contact with more food remains so it just wouldn't add up Also who the gently caress uses his cuspids for that kind of stuff? Lower incisors or gtfo ![]()
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So wait People AREN'T getting refunds???
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Do you think Ben spends an inordinate amount of time using his lower cuspid teeth to clear any food remnants from under his fingernails? Nah, Ben is a suction-feeder like the noble whale shark. ![]()
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Mr.Tophat posted:So wait ![]() Tophat lives! Praise be! free Tophat
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I pledge alliegance to the scam One game under Crobbers
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Thanks for remembering me while I went into post remission, my non posting is all better now, I can now confirm that MoMa dies at the end of this sordid tale. Sorry chum, but you're gunna get refactored in a desert
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Does he at least go out honorably, surrounded by enemies but fighting until the last?
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You wanna know a secret my adorable pet? Its A Scam ![]()
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My god, the Stimperor does have a heart of liquid gold after all.
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If you get a refund now you won't get lti on your ships when the game comes out and is amazing, you will have to slum it with the regular plebs. The only way to make sure that you get to B'tak with the rest of the elite commandos is to keep pledging. Star Citizen can never fail, but you can fail Star Citizen.
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Beet Wagon posted:Does he at least go out honorably, surrounded by enemies but fighting until the last? The Final Pledge involves facing your inner demons and denying that anything is the matter while you dehydrate in the desert heat and fending off vultures with your CIG door pass. The lucky ones hallucinate a cockpit, which clips into a oasis. What a feature! An oasis! Not just an oasis, one that is literally a vision. The unlucky ones hear every um and ah that Crobberts ever uttered to the rising crescendo of air horns.
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Mr.Tophat posted:You wanna know a secret my adorable pet? This is a good cat imo.
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So who's the final boss in Star Citizen
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Propagandist posted:So who's the final boss in Star Citizen Trams Kered
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Propagandist posted:So who's the final boss in Star Citizen Chargebacks
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DapperDon posted:Yuuup. Imma let you finish, but first, I want to tell people in the UK what this loving country does with a bacon sandwich. First, they'll cut the bacon real thick. Promising, eh? Then they loving cover it in brown sugar. If that's not spitting on the grave of the poor damned pig, they'll then put that fucker on top of a puck of egg-based breakfast product, then put that on a loving croissant. A loving croissant. Nuclear death can't come quick enough.
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Mr.Tophat posted:So wait ![]()
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Hav posted:Imma let you finish, but first, I want to tell people in the UK what this loving country does with a bacon sandwich Sick filth but I appreciate your journalistic drive to deliver food related truths, I hope you find some brown sauce to assuage you in your future bacon endeavours
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Hav posted:
This is the kind of thing that makes me want to kick a puppy.
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sorry Tophat, your shitposts kinda ring hollow to me... I miss Eonwe. ![]()
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You know, I'm not 100% sure this isn't faked to begin with. Look at the size of Chris' head. It's never that peanut-like. Look at the glass of water he's got, it's bigger than he is. Is Erin's head really the same size as a lightswitch cover? ![]() Look at the lighting on Chris' face. I'm not going to get much closer but it also looks like he's got a silhouette of jpeg artifacting. Chris is not in that room.
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CrazyLoon posted:sorry Tophat, your shitposts kinda ring hollow to me... And that other dude, who made the most majestic posts ever. Forgot his name tho.
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Beet Wagon posted:I'll never not laugh at the Parpman quartet, or my old av's dead sexdoll face, or my Pinhead Crobbler in a silly hat. Parpershop quartet ![]()
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Will there be Sex Robots in Star Citizen? Asking for a friend.
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Beet Wagon posted:Nah, Ben is a suction-feeder like the noble whale shark. Nice (also check your PMs)
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I preferred your old avatar, mr tophat.
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nawledgelambo posted:There is always something with these people. Jesus. Do they do ANY sort of damage mitigation? Or is it just kind of a 'walk into work, what can I gently caress up and embarrass the company with today?' Why can't people walk into Monsanto with that attitude ![]() Dedication is a double edged blade.
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Chalks posted:I preferred your old avatar, mr tophat. ![]()
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:And that other dude, who made the most majestic posts ever. Gorf?
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cool new Polack jokes posted:You know, I'm not 100% sure this isn't faked to begin with. Look at the size of Chris' head. It's never that peanut-like. Look at the glass of water he's got, it's bigger than he is. I don't know what's real anymore.
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cool new Polack jokes posted:You know, I'm not 100% sure this isn't faked to begin with. Look at the size of Chris' head. It's never that peanut-like. Look at the glass of water he's got, it's bigger than he is. Now that I look at it, you might be onto something. Erins head is slightly larger than a doorhandle in the pic, and look at Chris' neck compared to his head. ![]()
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If you hold your thumb up to the pic the scale is way off, no way that's Chris's real head
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Galarox posted:Gorf? yeah, he made some quality posts.
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peter gabriel posted:If you hold your thumb up to the pic the scale is way off, no way that's Chris's real head It's a CIG inception. A CIGception if you will.
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Chalks posted:I preferred your old avatar, mr tophat. I changed it to reduce the agony from my multi posts. Didn't help the agony for most
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Hav posted:Imma let you finish, but first, I want to tell people in the UK what this loving country does with a bacon sandwich. Lmao at the idea of England trying to shame anyone's food get the h*ck outta here with that nonsense smh
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The bacon sandwich is a rousing thing when done correctly, it's practically a smelling salt for builders
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