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DapperDon posted:It's me. Derek's inside sources. Jennifer Lopez? Edit: Goddammit.  Hav fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Mar 28, 2018 |
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Roberts is way way way ahead of the game when it comes to IK. Imagine how one would apply it to liquid skeletons. There you go. It explains everything based on captured footage. A pioneer.
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Sure some people have figured out where a foot should go but has anyone ever figured out how much argon needs to be displaced when that foot descends?
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Mar 28, 2018 17:21
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Hav posted:Jennifer Lopez? Best cat is still the original. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4
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Beet Wagon posted:Inverse kinematics was one of the big tentpole "features" of the most recent patch, and of course it's working very cigly As can be clearly seen here Roberts is leaps and bounds ahead with IK. Just look in awe as he has managed to properly calculate just how much rubbage is required to end up with a completely dynamic eggplant in this citizens space battleshorts!
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ManofManyAliases posted:My then sources were never at risk because no one has any clue who I actually am. I figured out a year ago you were Derek Smart. My logic is irrefutable: You have multiple posting personalities, Derek has multiple posting personalities You always seem to show up right at the ideal time to give Derek poo poo when he's doing something hilarious You have bullshit sources Derek has bullshit sources You use the Derek smilies We're all Derek down here. Edit:QED
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Dusty Lens posted:Sure some people have figured out where a foot should go but has anyone ever figured out how much argon needs to be displaced when that foot descends? I'm the game that tracks argon levels, but also doesn't actually simulate an atmosphere and performs a simple script check at the airlock to determine whether to kill the spaceman that would have been
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ManofManyAliases posted:My then sources were never at risk because no one has any clue who I actually am. I'm the company giving inside info to someone despite the fact that I have no idea who they are.
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Mar 28, 2018 17:31
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tuo posted:Give me stupid tin cans for my games with cheap chinese toys next to it, but please, oh please, don't give me body fluids from the team!!!! Suckers paid that much for blood, imagine how much they'd pay for jizz. 
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm the game that tracks argon levels, but also doesn't actually simulate an atmosphere and performs a simple script check at the airlock to determine whether to kill the spaceman that would have been Argon level is always 0. This isn't an X game.
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heres a quick recap for people just joining the thread - star citizen is bad - cig is a bad company - people who defend / promote star citizen are bad for the gaming industry in general (this applies to fans and employees) Nicholas fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Mar 28, 2018 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm the game that tracks argon levels, but also doesn't actually simulate an atmosphere and performs a simple script check at the airlock to determine whether to kill the spaceman that would have been Noting that the game is full of gas but entirely lacks atmosphere is a good observation imo.
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Hav posted:Pinky and the Brain with two Pinky's. Had to wiki it: quote:Pinky is good-natured but feebleminded The "good-natured" part actually made me feel a bit better about my posts.
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Mar 28, 2018 17:39
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Jonny Nox posted:Argon level is always 0. This isn't an X game. Does anyone have the screenshot showing argon levels? I remember it but can't find it.
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Scruffpuff posted:Does anyone have the screenshot showing argon levels? I remember it but can't find it. I thought I had them in my star citizen stupid poo poo folder but now they argon.
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I like how the above graphic is basically what I breathe and fill my tires up with.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:Has anyone said "Ortwinning" yet? Based on recent performance, I've started using Ortwaning instead. Tippis fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Mar 28, 2018 |
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Mar 28, 2018 17:49
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Star posted:Well that seems like a very generous definition of very solid live release. He meant on a Bristol Chart
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Oh my what a week. Girlfriend quits after 6 Years while im on military duty, takes even the cat with her  and i had to carry my bloody starter battery for almost a mile to charge it for my trip home tomorrow...But at least the bestest dead gay comedy Thread of the internet delivers the laughs this filthy Goon needs. And the Skadden Memorandum is soooo sweet i can hear Lesnicks diabetus arching from another continent already.
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Combat Theory posted:Oh my what a week. Sorry to hear that man 
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DapperDon posted:It's me. Derek's inside sources. And how do you deal with the pressure that comes from that and the risk of being found out? Would you say it "''s all right?"
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TheAgent posted:please point to the area where the blog touched you I had a good one for this, then didn't post it. Keeping things good.
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Mar 28, 2018 18:10
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Beet Wagon posted:Inverse kinematics was one of the big tentpole "features" of the most recent patch, and of course it's working very cigly This is the shooting pose of "check out my junk".
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Wait, Derek has sources? I assumed it's all just wishful thinking on his part.
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Lladre posted:Shroud of the Avatar released yesterday. I think the publicly televised drawing of blood to sell off to the highest bidders worked. I don't think Ortwin is the sharing type
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G0RF posted:There were so many lies told to sell the re-centering of HQ to Los Angeles such as “Wingman had to leave CIG because he didn’t want to uproot his family.” Well, Tony Z. somehow managed to stay employed and organizationally vital without facing that hard choice, as did many others. Hell, the very fact that Chris & Sandi were married was stamped “Top Secret” and secrecy was of paramount importance then because it would’ve made Wingman’s replacement by The Boss’s Wife even more controversial than it already was. Yet this lie too somehow held together long enough for her and Ben to carve out their famously awkward toe holds as the new faces of CIG during The LA Years. It sounded like a good album title, so... 
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tuo posted:But actually buying the blood of the game designer for shitloads of money? I mean....this is so loving off the chart. *Whispers Freyermuthly* "Black Magic"
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Tippis posted:Based on recent performance, I've started using Ortwaning instead. After recent :cig: filings Ortwhining will also suffice
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Star posted:Well that seems like a very generous definition of very solid live release. Star Citizen: I was able to play for over an hour before the acid induced polys got me quote:Seriously good work, devs!
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A documentary about Warframe was released this week. I find it interesting because a lot of little details touch on things SC did/does wrong. Especially how they started with a fun MVP and sold it in order to fund development of what they really wanted to make. The first part is mostly about the history of Digital Extremes and provides some interesting insight into mid tier developers and publisher relationships. The second part is more about how Warframe has evolved over the years. And given everyone's definition of alpha; it's still technically in alpha... Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOE6528pwFc Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA5vT1LooXk
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The Titanic posted:This is the shooting pose of "check out my junk". Half of 'The Archer' pose from Yoga. I know this from GTAV. Bofast posted:It sounded like a good album title, so... This.
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Bofast posted:It sounded like a good album title, so... I can't stop laughing at this.
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Lladre posted:Shroud of the Avatar released yesterday. I think the publicly televised drawing of blood to sell off to the highest bidders worked. Did Garriott seriously do more blood draws to sell to people and had it televised? I hope you're joking because wow. If you're joking then you got me. Congrats in advance. 
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Scruffpuff posted:This was part of the reason I grabbed a VR headset. The immersion factor is cool, and it's good to see how close we are now to the fantasy we had years ago, but primarily it's really cool seeing all these small indie developers just throwing poo poo at the wall to see what sticks. What are some indies you'd recommend? I've scooped up a bunch over time, and the feeling of wild west is definitely cool. (Although the ones I've enjoyed the most have still been kinda classic-leaning in their gameplay ultimately I guess: Vertigo's Half-Life homage with its cool use of scale and bosses, Gorn's arena with rubberisation to get that weapon physics working. I guess H3 for just really really really liking guns etc, and mini modes. And things like Interkosmos's 'hit bits of your spaceship' puzzle-lite mini-narrative) All the ones that have stretched for more experimental gameplay have fallen between stools for me though I think. (I guess Windlands got the closest but the motion system did for me early on. Stuff like Star Shelter was promising but it ultimately cribbed the EVA stuff from slicker titles like Echo Arena, so can't really give them pluses there) EDIT: Been meaning to get to Rune Sage just because someone said the lo-fi hand magic combines like Magicka, but I kinda doubt it's as daft. Just seems like serene puzzling with bad floor textures... Pixelate fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Mar 28, 2018 |
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Combat Theory posted:Oh my what a week. She did what? gently caress that bitch.
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Pixelate posted:What are some indies you'd recommend? I've scooped up a bunch over time, and the feeling of wild west is definitely cool. (Although the ones I've enjoyed the most have still been kinda classic-leaning in their gameplay ultimately I guess: Vertigo's Half-Life homage with its cool use of scale and bosses, Gorn's arena with rubberisation to get that weapon physics working. I guess H3 for just really really really liking guns etc, and mini modes. And things like Interkosmos's 'hit bits of your spaceship' puzzle-lite mini-narrative) Titles I'd recommend: Brookhaven Experiment: at its heart a wave shooter that has you more or less landlocked, but with the incessant threat of creatures closing in from every side, a flashlight with limited battery power, and limited ammunition, the feeling of claustrophibia and the mounting threat is hard to beat Raw Data: a near-perfect implementation of what VR multiplayer can be. Riddled with weird bugs and body-horror almost at CIG levels, nevertheless this is the go-to title for getting a glimpse of where VR can go at its best. A wave shooter with tower defense mechanics, several player classes (guns, shotguns, bows, swords) that really feel different and change up the game Star Trek Bridge Crew: This is what the commando's think they're going to get. If you can get 4 people in this, the experience is untouchable. Each player solely in charge of either helm, navigation, engineering, or the captain's chair, you're 100% stuck in your silo and completely dependent on clear communication amongst the crew to get anything done. Helm needs more power to engines to outrun a threat, but you need to keep that power in shields to withstand a few more hits? Trying to determine where to allocate your limited repair personnel when multiple critical systems are failing? Get ready to communicate that problem to the captain, then have a crisis of conscience when he orders you to make the exact wrong call, where disobeying orders saves the ship, and obeying them kills you all. Not too many games can deliver that experience. Vanishing Realms: A first-person RPG Zelda-lite experience where you take swords, shields, bows, and fireballs against what amount to simple origami-like enemies. Much more immersive feel than you'd think Waltz of the Wizard: Free. Another great playground game in the fantasy vein Space Pirate Trainer: first-person Galaga. Cheap and a must-have. Lots of cool weapon options and a simple premise. Be ready to burn calories like mad - P90X has nothing on this Some of these aren't indies but still things I'd recommend. I have quite a few titles, some are very good and atmospheric (Paranormal Activity for example) but these are the ones I keep coming back to over and over again. I think Serious Sam is next on my purchase list, but I'm open to recommendations.
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Farcry 5 which is a game that exists and is even released has a recruitable bear named Cheeseburger.
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