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Shoutout to Chris for looking so similar to a gelatinous blob that I barely had to do any editing.
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Best snype in ages, god drat
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I like this thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9dwg7i/player_caps_will_not_be_increasing_until_server/ Less players are better.
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Brilliant. The art created in mocking Store Citizen has more passion and "soul" in it than whatever mess Crobbler calls a pre-alpha game.
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Colostomy Bag posted:I like this thread: Wait, server-side OCS? What does that mean? The server will decide if it needs to unpack objects to do... something to them?
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THEUNITEDSTATESOF posted:Shoutout to Chris for looking so similar to a gelatinous blob that I barely had to do any editing. Gelatinous blob sounds much more like a Ben description. Oh well, I guess the Crobbler is growing into it.
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Gelatinous blob sounds much more like a Ben description. Oh well, I guess the Crobbler is growing into it. His brother is way ahead of him. Absolute unit.
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bbchops posted:Wait, server-side OCS? What does that mean? The server will decide if it needs to unpack objects to do... something to them? No that hot action comes later. Right now we are client-side baby.
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space-X-chicken posted:YAAAAAAAWN...wakes up from sleep. switches on his tablet... Glad to be your morning coffee routine and help start your day off on the right foot!
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Thank you.
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Wow.
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G0RF posted:YOUTUBE: A One Hour Guided Tour of Rebel Galaxy Outlaw Anyone else notice they put in a little dude waving around light cones when you land and take off?
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OH HELL YES I sub the thread for snypes like these Lladre posted:Anyone else notice they put in a little dude waving around light cones when you land and take off? Oh there are a ton of little touches here and there, this game is gonna own bones.
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Agony Aunt posted:Is Kermaz one of our deep cover agents or is he a fallen cultist? Fallen cultist. He would defend the game with the typical lies and aggression and then, one day, he saw the light (I think it was over the discounts given to people who pay with fresh money) and at the very next nano-second he began to post poo poo about the game at the /refunds place.
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trucutru posted:Fallen cultist. He would defend the game with the typical lies and aggression and then, one day, he saw the light (I think it was over the discounts given to people who pay with fresh money) and at the very next nano-second he began to post poo poo about the game at the /refunds place. Yeah, like the girl that dumped ya.
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Hey guys, I've been in the wilderness with no internet for two weeks. What's new in Store Citizen? Space condo sales? Exciting ray tracing action confirmed for Citizercon?
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G0RF posted:Has inside information and wants you to know that true development on the game did not begin until 2015 In 2015 if you said that you would be labelled the world's dumbest troll. By both sides.
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Hav posted:Miribot would probably be able to confirm, but I seem to recall him being one of the faithful. Where do we go from here ! Still cant get over the balls on old crobberts with that one
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colonelwest posted:Hey guys, I've been in the wilderness with no internet for two weeks. What's new in Store Citizen? Space condo sales? Exciting ray tracing action confirmed for Citizercon? Two weeks? Let see uhhhhh... Oh, they tried to sell digital tickets that allowed you to watch their CitizenCon coverage online for
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bbchops posted:Wait, server-side OCS? What does that mean? The server will decide if it needs to unpack objects to do... something to them? They slammed a couple of sets of words together and looked proud.
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Hav posted:They slammed a couple of sets of words together and looked proud. Client side OCS is the Tier Zero implementation. His wrap up to the long RTV is worth noting. Particularly the closer. Lando: I’m excited to finally approach the finish line... whenever that might be.”
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It's totally normal that a game six years in 'development' is still trickling out images of headscanned NPC's and boxes that are totally not NPC's but are actually revolutionary boxes that give you quests and totally aren't NPC's and why are you laughing
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Also turning quest giving NPCs into stationary boxes is pretty brilliant in that they don't have to do animation or voice acting for a quest giving container
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I hope Love Pledge devs manage to make the boxes hot.
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AbstractNapper posted:Brilliant. Does that include Adz Adama? I feel like it should.
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![]() Do I have to choose, though?
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big nipples big life posted:Does that include Adz Adama? I feel like it should. I doubt anyone will disagree on the fact that Adz Adama is the soul of Star Citizen.
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Also turning quest giving NPCs into stationary boxes is pretty brilliant in that they don't have to do animation or voice acting for a quest giving container Static objects require less server CPU resources than an NPC.
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Tokamak posted:Static objects require less server CPU resources than an NPC. That too They should just go the fallout 76 route and get rid of NPCs altogether and just let other players make your fun happen!!
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You pay a sweaty dope And walk out in the Verse The corridors are boringly the same Find me an Idris And smash it on the ground Its fragments come falling down like rain Get myself a Hull Fidelity as I fly Almost, I'm kind of in control It all looks fine To the naked eye But it don't really play that way at all Don't play that way at all
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Is anyone else getting an existential crisis from following Star Citizen? Maybe I need to log off Every time I try to grasp the sheer scope and timeline of this loving nonexistent game it’s like doing archaeology into my own past. I remember idly browsing this thread and Kickstarter in college and thinking “oh cool space game, too bad I don’t have money to back this”. Then I remember graduating and thinking “hey I actually have money now, let’s check in on this”. The thread had mutated wildly and bafflingly since I left - every ship had received a painstakingly rendered pixel art cute little graphic next to a shocking price tag. The dollar figures didn’t make sense to me. Is that real dollars? I have to pay real used car money to get a fake ship? I changed jobs, got a graduate degree, got married, kept checking on Star Citizen. I was finally rewarded by the turn - when goon FUD started and the ridiculous 8-Bit $10,000 catalog disappeared. I moved states, changed jobs again. I bought a house. I got old and put 400 hours into Elite Dangerous and got bored of space games. I boxed up and unboxed my HOTAS a half dozen times. All while watching this absurd spectacle play out. I backed other kickstarters and played the games and bought more board games and their sequels. The past scares me because I see the future: children, grandchildren, retirement, cancer, the sweet release of death. And throughout it all - Star Citizen. As SC passes the $100 trillion threshold in 2067 (hyperinflation hits the US hard after it switches back to fiat currency in the 50s) Chris Roberts is wheeled on to the stage. He delivers a virtual address to his remaining fans in their retirement homes and graves. He sucks at his oxygen cannula and promises that OCS will come soon. I laugh, and shitpost, and finally I die.
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space uncle posted:Is anyone else getting an existential crisis from following Star Citizen? Maybe I need to log off Goon: a life.
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Time never stops, not even for Chris Roberts.
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Trip Report: Spider-Man owns.
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Hey thread, remember SATABALL, that game mode CIG made and then discarded? A reminder video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JKHdG2Ugo Remember how that became Echo Arena (or, more likely, they just happened to release something that looked drat close to it because the original concept was a ripoff of the Ender's Game movie sequence anyway). The sequel to that is about to come out, Echo Combat, and it looks pretty neat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a07rqPshBkg&t=18s Hey Chris: Your company sucks so bad that your random brain-fart knockoff gamemodes are being lapped repeatedly, in more interesting and better executed ways, by random indie studios with like three developers.
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