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Beet Wagon posted:happy page 5000, nerds Love that doggo BUT THIS IS INSUFFICIENT. THIS IS PAGE WE NEED MORE KAYAK
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Beet Wagon posted:happy page 5000, nerds I needed this.
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Dogeh posted:Love that doggo
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Happy page 5001...
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Beexoffel posted:I needed this. found the video today and felt like i had to caption it for you
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Mailer posted:You see, memory and disk i/o don't matter because The Cloud. It works by *waves hands* The Power of the Machines and the Magic of the Cloud. It is known.
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In celebration of missing page 5000, here is the fourth Stimpire run through a online Markov generator:quote:These machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then destroyed and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.
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5001: a store citizer oddysee in game development. ANSWER THE CALL.
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El FUDerino posted:5001: a store citizer oddysee in game development. ANSWER THE CALL. *insert one of the boring 2001 spacewalk clips with occasional ridiculous glitches*
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So I was reading that pay for convenience thing and thinking about how I never bought Rainbow Six Siege because I hated the idea of paying for individual operators, and unlocking them via in-game currency was so outrageously grindy as to effectively make it not even close to worth it. Star Citizen is scaling this model up like crazy. I know its been discussed before, probably to death, but have they ever actually articulated how players will buy these ships in-game? Surely not with ingame gold from ingame vendors, not when they've been sold exclusively on a store for cash for years? It'll at least be some obfuscatory go between system like "Cloud Points" or something, where a ship is 1150 and you can only buy 1300 at a time for $200. Have they ever talked about those systems in exact detail?
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Combat Theory posted:found the video today and felt like i had to caption it for you ROFL Citizen trying to clip through the tent. That poor guy though. I too, got a scare when I first saw my avatar.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:This is off topic but my dog has died. Too bad about a good doggo.
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![]() Also, 5000 pages... that's gotta be, like, something right?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I got 4999 problems but a game ain't one. forgive me for recycling a joke here, but well it fits once again... if you're having frame problems, i feel bad for you son, we had 99 patches. but the game aint done.
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^^^^^ hit me *POWER CHORDS* Rebel Galaxy Outlaw has a full-featured image editor that you can use to add your own paintjob and stencils to, and...oh wow... you can upload that and get an actual model of the ship with your paintjob mailed to you. The game that actually delivers real ships from jpegs, guys
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Dogeh posted:Whoever posts the taxxe on the next page better make sure it is good quality taxxe.
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Tokamak posted:THIS POST IS DEDICATED -With Recommendation By Glenn Greenwald
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reddits top voted answer to performance theory's post https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9ec4m3/a_critique_of_rtv_ocs_looking_for_a_rebuttal_to/e5nrjj8/ performance theory's answer to that: https://pastebin.com/sijduD4N
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Amazing Zimmo posted:This is off topic but my dog has died. Rest in peace Barney you were a good dog and loved.
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ewe2 posted:^^^^^ hit me *POWER CHORDS* Ahem and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4: I got myself four times on my payroll. Goons that wanna make sure, that my game is hosed. Game critics that say he's "Cash & Stretchgoals" My game's good, stupid! What type of facts are those? If you hosed up your shows, cuzz its all bad code. You'd be in denial mode, Skadden case closed. I'm like "Citizens, you can lick my whole rear end in a top hat" If you don't like my antics, you can spite pledge more. Got beef with Crytek, buts its all their fault. The engine dont play my hit, well, I don't give a poo poo, so (German) Game mags try and use my Cutlass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads. Suckers. I don't know why you're all upset. Or understand the dope scope that SC has. All the bugs and glitches, make commandos crump. We had 99 patches but the game aint done!
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Amazing Zimmo posted:This is off topic but my dog has died. Aw man I'm so sorry to hear that. Godspeed, Barney. You're a good dog.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9ec4m3/a_critique_of_rtv_ocs_looking_for_a_rebuttal_to/e5o2v78quote:As a distributed system engineer working with the largest cpp shop in the Bay Area, this is a pretty poorly written critic. Maybe timeline can be questioned and even then they hint at the why and some context was already available (scope change...) I love these sort of guys. They claim to be experts in the field but have never once posted anything of note in any of the forums in their specialty. Yes mister distributed system engineer who still thinks Star Citizen is real. We believe you.
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Lladre posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9ec4m3/a_critique_of_rtv_ocs_looking_for_a_rebuttal_to/e5o2v78 Here's the response to it, hopefully it can find its way to Reddit. Performance Theory posted:Hello friend, I see that you seem knowledgable about Star Citizen, which I am told is soon to be the BDSSEWTFBBQ, Second Life in Space, Star Wars Simulator, etc. Here's a pastebin: https://pastebin.com/sijduD4N Here's a catte:
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Really, living in the stimpire wouldn't be that hard compared to some dictatorships on earth. You don't have free speech - not a huge deal, just don't say anything in public and you won't get in trouble. Take public transportation so you don't need an invasive 52 hour procedure. There's a lot of horrible stuff if you get taken prisoner, but hell; we torture our prisoners, too. You can't have sex or jerk off. This is probably the least fun part, but oh well. Nobody said the stimpire was perfect. Another downside is that you have to watch all the executions. And considering how many there are, you're really gonna have to have them playing in the background 24/7. You also have to love the stimpire, but patriotism is easy. Don't go eating at restaurants, obviously. And make sure you're living on the main planet. Otherwise you can't eat, drink, talk, use technology, touch anyone or any buildings or wear clothes the stimpire doesn't like, or walk anywhere not marked. That's pretty tough, but since public transportation is still O.K; you can just take a shuttle to the main world, and you're fine as long as you get there before you starve to death! (Don't touch people on the way.) If you follow those rules the only thing that can happen to you would be getting picked for a sporting event. But if you play willingly, you don't have to undergo the 127 hour muscle rewiring procedure. Then all you have to do is win so that you won't be put into a grinder / have your hands cut off and get injected with insanity. For everything else, like food, resources, healthcare, wealth distribution, entertainment, and civil rights that aren't already mentioned, the stimpire has got space age technology! Oh right, finally, don't get a job as an actor, and try not to get pregnant in november. You don't want your kids to be born in july, just in case. (Wait - you can't have sex. How does the stimpire get more citizens?)
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MedicineHut posted:In the last 5000 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. You bastard. Lucky for me i can't afford an Idris.
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Lladre posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9ec4m3/a_critique_of_rtv_ocs_looking_for_a_rebuttal_to/e5o2v78 some dipshit posted:This. As an engineer with minimal distributed computing experience but a decent level of exposure to it, this criticism is extremely ill informed - not to mention generally belligerent and disrespectful. To CIG (whom op directly insulted a few times) as well as to the community, who he says will freak out and hate him because he... wrote a long diatribe with no experience or knowledge to back it up.
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My kingdom for a poop toucher.
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Gosts posted:[...] I always wondered - Stimperial Quote posted:Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Was that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing? Maybe having your bones replaced by the Silver Liquid™ implant confers a benefit, like Wolverine's adamantium skeleton? And the nervous "sysem" injections give super fast reaction times?
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Lladre posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9ec4m3/a_critique_of_rtv_ocs_looking_for_a_rebuttal_to/e5o2v78 I think my favorite part is where he says "Also, making an entire codebase non blocking, without overhead, and in the context of bidirectional real time synchronization with other remotes, is a problem we happily pay engineers more than 400k / year here. They have a crowdfunding budget where we have VC, and market money the size of some country revenue. Yet they have to create tons of encapsulation without again more overhead to scale their dev across their entire project." You'd think that after typing that he'd have a moment where he thought about whether the high demand and even higher paychecks he's citing might mean that all the engineers who can do that job are working for real companies where they can pull down 400k/yr, leaving only the most inexperienced and untalented ones to struggle to make a MMO with Cryengine hacks for pennies on the dollar under the expert guidance of the Code Whisperer.
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SomethingJones posted:Here's a pastebin: A Dumbshit's Rebuttal posted:Please show me some examples of these load-free FPS one-world MMO games made with UE4, CryEngine, Lumberyard, Unity, with the size and amount of objects that Star Citizen has and plans to have.
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Pixelate posted:My kingdom for a poop toucher. This catte is more than happy to oblige.
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I love these ones. "Show me an example of a game doing the things this games doesn't do. Thought so
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Nyast posted:This catte is more than happy to oblige. Another backer receives the only product Chris Roberts is capable of producing. Hey kid - try to be more positive!
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Dark Off posted:reddits top voted answer to performance theory's post https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/9ec4m3/a_critique_of_rtv_ocs_looking_for_a_rebuttal_to/e5nrjj8/ Now THIS is playing Star Citizen as it's meant to be played.
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Grubby Hobo posted:If there has been any discussion here of what appears to be a "get your rear end into discovery" filing from Judge Gee, I must have missed it. We’re going to court!
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hopefully discovery details are made public for the lols, they better not disappoint! its going to be fun
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Daztek posted:Sounds like FUD, ignore I like that we’re still talking _get and _set on object variables two years after they implemented them, and around a decade behind the concept. They’ve been at ocs for THREE years. They’re nowhere with networking. It’s truly amazing.
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As I said in the other thread..5001 a parp odyssey.
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Trilobite posted:I think my favorite part is where he says "Also, making an entire codebase non blocking, without overhead, and in the context of bidirectional real time synchronization with other remotes, is a problem we happily pay engineers more than 400k / year here. They have a crowdfunding budget where we have VC, and market money the size of some country revenue. Yet they have to create tons of encapsulation without again more overhead to scale their dev across their entire project." Them’s unicorns, and they don’t exist. Low latency applications people tend to cluster around the markets rather than the bay, and half of that poo poo is chasing mobile gaming rather than networking applications. Nobody pays poo poo for networks.
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El FUDerino posted:hopefully discovery details are made public for the lols, they better not disappoint! its going to be fun At last, we shall have the AMD letter.
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