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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Foo Diddley posted:

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Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1059459762033737729

I've gotta say that the hypocrisy in this tweet is somewhat delicious.

SC is still bad though.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1059582712657444864

:psyduck:

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Did I miss something?
Erin stepping down?
What is Derek talking about?

Mailer
Nov 4, 2009

Have you accepted The Void as your lord and savior?

Scruffpuff posted:

two solid gold bits of 90s nostalgic songwriting

These were wonderful.

Deadguy2322 posted:

If the world was a just place, said thing would be for all existing copies to self-destruct and the song to be wiped from the memories of all humans and animals, and the band to have their genitals fed to Ben Lesnick.

You just don't get 90s song development.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Derek can never let anything go because he refuses to hit "escape"

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

Dogeh posted:

Did I miss something?
Erin stepping down?
What is Derek talking about?

Not really.
Probably not.
The things that leak out his rear end, as usual.

Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1059459762033737729

I've gotta say that the hypocrisy in this tweet is somewhat delicious.

SC is still bad though.

So the idiot is trying to mock people, for getting mad about something, and he has no real grasp of why they are mad. Thats our Derek.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I wanted to reply to Derek but forgot he blocked me on twitter and I just started to laugh all over again

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1059459762033737729

I've gotta say that the hypocrisy in this tweet is somewhat delicious.

SC is still bad though.
derek that is literally why you're mad at chris roberts

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Derek can never let anything go because he refuses to hit "escape"

Well he does, but nothing happens

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
i love uncle derek

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

i love uncle derek

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Look, before this gets out of hand, I just wanna be clear that I am NOT the father of Scarlett Johansson's baby. I can certainly understand why people would think this is the case, but I want to be clear that it is not true and I am not the source of these rumors.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Wise Learned Man posted:

Look, before this gets out of hand, I just wanna be clear that I am NOT the father of Scarlett Johansson's baby. I can certainly understand why people would think this is the case, but I want to be clear that it is not true and I am not the source of these rumors.

Scarlett Johansson is not my lover
she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
the kid is not my son

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Daztek posted:

How many of them are BIG ships :smug:

0

Poor Banu Merchantman owners.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Derek can never let anything go because he refuses to hit "escape"

When he hits escape his landing gear goes down.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
someone post the tweet from derek where he's going crazy about how much he likes SotA because that bad game went f2p like a week ago

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
unban derek for 5 minutes, I wanna see how many people he can doxx in that time limit

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Thread is good right now. Scruffpuff's excellent song parodies plus Uncle Derek lunacy plus crazy Star Citizen bug reports, yeah!

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

someone post the tweet from derek where he's going crazy about how much he likes SotA because that bad game went f2p like a week ago

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/1053399607227674624

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

He only liked it, because Garriott didn't throw his rear end to the curb, and talk poo poo about him to the gaming press, like Crobear did.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Hobold posted:

He only liked it, because Garriott didn't throw his rear end to the curb, and talk poo poo about him to the gaming press, like Crobear did.

Your right, there never really was an argument that Garriot couldn't poo poo out an asset flip game for a few million bucks. CIG on the other hand need laxatives to poo poo out more than the tech demo they have, and $200 million later as well

boviscopophobic
Feb 5, 2016

Spatial posted:

boviscopophobic posted:


What the gently caress lol

What IS this?

I *think* it might be supposed to be that Facial DNA thing? Like he's decided that his Astroboy face is 7% Mark Hamill, 33% Alexis Lesnick, 60% Ben Lesnick, and 0% Scully.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Dogeh posted:

Did I miss something?
Erin stepping down?
What is Derek talking about?

Lol - He's talking to one of the other voices in his head.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

boviscopophobic posted:

What the gently caress lol

What IS this?

I *think* it might be supposed to be that Facial DNA thing? Like he's decided that his Astroboy face is 7% Mark Hamill, 33% Alexis Lesnick, 60% Ben Lesnick, and 0% Scully.
[/quote]

Solid choice, I too identify with 60% arterial blockages.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

ManofManyAliases posted:

Lol - He's talking to one of the other voices in his head.

Will you get another goddamn avatar please. Every time I see you post I'm like "what, who got probated?"

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

ManofManyAliases posted:

Lol - He's talking to one of the other voices in his head.

Derek is being Derek. However mentions of Derek in the thread recently have brought you out of the woodwork MoMA or should I say DEREK.

e: out of place comma ( and we all know what kind of derail that can lead to )

Amazing Zimmo fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Nov 6, 2018

Armadillo Tank
Mar 26, 2010

Yo dawg your av was gross so I replaced it with this bigge catte

ManofManyAliases posted:

Lol - He's talking to one of the other voices in his head.

Moma is back! Thread is good again.

Beet Wagon posted:

Shows what you know, you idiot. you absolute imbecile.

CIG already fixed this problem by selling a special space plane to carry tanks

god how could you be so dumb


There were posts back about how bad the tank design in star citizen is. There is a f2p game called crossout that I like playing for a while. It was mad max vehicle building with stupid sci fi elements. It was nice until f2p mechanics killed the fun parts.

My enjoyment came from building the most refined and simple tank design possible at the lowest value to evade lovely drone vehicles at higher battle value that were boring and dumb.

The thing it taught me was just how specific physics and mechanics limited vehicle design if you wanted them to be not poo poo. Since one of my favorite game genres is giant robot fight orgy this really conflicted with it since at its core giant robots are just a bad idea designwise.

Star citizen just seems rife with design(s) that is done in spite or reality. So many ships with bad weapon layouts (even if they all worked). I really wish more game devs would learn about how reality impacts mechanics, design, and implicit tutorials. And stuff like Lancaster's equation for ranged combat.

There is a dark corner in my mind that has the question "what if rsi makes a less mechanically broken game tha pgi's mwo?" That part of my mind scares me because even though roberts is bad. So is mwo (though it is a finished product).

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Foo Diddley posted:

Will you get another goddamn avatar please. Every time I see you post I'm like "what, who got probated?"

He'd have to pay for that, and then someone would pay to change it again.

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

Hello CIG thread intern!

A friendly reminder that CIG has 8 weeks to
  • release 3.3
  • test and release 3.3.5
  • implement, test and release 3.4

Good luck!

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Derek is mentioned and minutes later MoMA starts posting :allears:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/hdV0KYA.mp4

Shadowlyger
Nov 5, 2009

ElvUI super fan at your service!

Ask me any and all questions about UI customization via PM

Ghostlight posted:

derek that is literally why you're mad at chris roberts

Well I mean no, he's mad at Chris Roberts for not making a game at all.

Like DI is dumb, but at least it'll be a game that actually exists.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.
Look, before this gets out of hand, I just wanna be clear that I am NOT that Kazan. I can certainly understand why people would think this is the case, but I want to be clear that it is not true and I am not the source of these rumors.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Look, before this gets out of hand, I just wanna be clear that I am NOT Toast (MoMA is). I can certainly understand why people would think this is the case, but I want to be clear that it is not true and I am not the source of these rumors.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

MedicineHut posted:

Look, before this gets out of hand, I just wanna be clear that I am NOT Toast (MoMA is). I can certainly understand why people would think this is the case, but I want to be clear that it is not true and I am not the source of these rumors.

Thank you for the clarification, commando o9

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



MedicineHut posted:

Look, before this gets out of hand, I just wanna be clear that I am NOT Toast (MoMA is). I can certainly understand why people would think this is the case, but I want to be clear that it is not true and I am not the source of these rumors.

MoMA is in fact Toast? Woah

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Daztek posted:

MoMA is in fact Toast? Woah

It is true, therefore it is hosed up.

e: Also, patch loving "aa" :laffo:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

MedicineHut posted:

It is true, therefore it is hosed up.

e: Also, patch loving "aa" :laffo:

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Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
Erin can't leave now because it was Derek who broke the news.

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