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The complete lack of physics and mass makes it easy to imagine a large child, just out of view, holding a plastic planet and a plastic spaceship and making "VROOM VROOM" noises while he waves them around manically.
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The Titanic posted:I had lots of drinks Friday night. It was fun. I'm not sure what all they put in them but there were bottles with liquor in them. I'm not a liquor snob but I like a good buzz. you knmow,. YTou can driunk what you want it's yuour money., Drinking is fun and shouldnt be some kind of star citezen bragging right aboiut waht isnt in the latrest releae.
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Mar 10, 2019 05:02
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Scruffpuff posted:The complete lack of physics and mass makes it easy to imagine a large child, just out of view, holding a plastic planet and a plastic spaceship and making "VROOM VROOM" noises while he waves them around manically. https://i.imgur.com/zkYYbzA.gifv
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Mar 10, 2019 05:10
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Scruffpuff posted:The complete lack of physics and mass makes it easy to imagine a large child, just out of view, holding a plastic planet and a plastic spaceship and making "VROOM VROOM" noises while he waves them around manically. Now see, the wiggling about was funny enough. Then I saw the dude bent in half floating next to it.
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Mar 10, 2019 05:25
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Shadowlyger posted:Now see, the wiggling about was funny enough.  
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Mar 10, 2019 05:50
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Mar 10, 2019 05:51
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Mid-tier booze is generally where it’s at, everything up from there usually gives rapidly diminishing returns of quality.
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Mar 10, 2019 05:53
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colonelwest posted:Mid-tier booze is generally where it’s at, everything up from there usually gives rapidly diminishing returns of quality. Agreed. Unless you are just looking to get shitfaced and to wake up with a horrible hangover, then any old grog will do.
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Mar 10, 2019 06:01
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How many gifs of him doing this are there Can we make a video game just out of that
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Mar 10, 2019 06:06
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I still really want to know exactly what he was trying to describe, versus what his autism riddled brain was seeing
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Mar 10, 2019 06:10
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Nice way to put it... "the latest bug". I think its easier to say what actually works in SC than what doesn't.
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Mar 10, 2019 06:24
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Just found a tiny indie title on steam. It's called objects in space. It has 100x more depth and complexity than star citizen has and it is also a game and it works. Be a trader, bounty hunter, explorer, pirate or all of them at the same time! scanning, stealth, repair, modular ships! i mean right now its better than star citizen in every where and half the game is pixel art. It is just amazing what a tiny studio can do with shoe string budget and a little bit of competence.
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Mar 10, 2019 06:39
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colonelwest posted:Mid-tier booze is generally where it’s at, everything up from there usually gives rapidly diminishing returns of quality. Isn't this the case with every loving thing there is to buy? (even SC ships)
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Mar 10, 2019 07:15
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DigitalPenny posted:Just found a tiny indie title on steam. It's called objects in space. It has 100x more depth and complexity than star citizen has and it is also a game and it works. Oh yeah, I was gonna do a post on that! Great looking game, very well executed concept.
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Mar 10, 2019 07:20
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Do you have to have VR to play that Star Trek game?
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Mar 10, 2019 10:45
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Sarsapariller posted:Doesn't getting this upset about a comment like "There should really be more non-white non-male representation in movie criticism" kind of imply that she had a point? Well, that was my first thought, yes. I saw this movie today. I thought it was outstanding. Great stuff.
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Mar 10, 2019 11:12
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DigitalPenny posted:Just found a tiny indie title on steam. It's called objects in space. It has 100x more depth and complexity than star citizen has and it is also a game and it works. Ehh, just looked it up, how unfidelitous. And just ~16 euros? Must be garbage. On a serious note, I found his/hers dev blogs quite interesting, especially the early ones. They might just have been a wall of text + a few screenshots, but it showed an interesting thought process. "With that image in my head, I chose C++ & Cocos2D-X – as it was the framework and language I was most familiar with" vs. "Hey they make us a demo for our fake kickstarter if we use their engine!" "I even went a fair ways into making missiles work properly – quite a challenge in the end, as I had never coded ‘autopilot’ or navigation systems for 2d objects moving in newtonian space before." vs. "We create an AI that is indistinguishable from real players! Wait, what do you mean our missiles don't work and doors still kill people? Stop spreading FUD!" "The 2D wasn’t going to hold up. See, I had begun the prototype very early on in my C++ game-developing career, and I had, in no uncertain terms, made some bad decisions when it came to the fundamental game rendering engine. The underlying simulation was solid, but the way I was doing the simulated monitors was pretty broken. (I was simulating individual pixels for each whole screen – a nice visual result, but absurdly CPU intensive)" vs. ... well, with SC, the renderer is probably the only thing that works more or less since its not from them. Their background simulation on the other hand, is rotten to the core and I doubt that whole PU-thing is salvagable. So in short, they completely canned their 2D prototype and used a 3d engine instead. However, the underlying game logic/simulation was solid enough to survive that change. This is probably the antithesis to CIGs development which seems to be an intertwined mess nobody understands anymore and where probably the logic for "open door" was put somewhere into the renderer and communicates the door state via shared memory to the game logic or something like that. I really hope to see/read some kind of post mortem when SC finally fails, the amount of amateurish bullshit, bad decisions and wasted work will be glorious.
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colonelwest posted:“The lead actress said a sort of dumb thing about white male movie critics, therefore this film is part of the white male genocide and a direct assault on my tiny penis.” I say as I cower in my mom’s basement clutching my crotch tightly with both hands, waiting for the dreaded SJW hordes to come crashing through the door at any moment. ...while fully erect. This is the same demographic that made ‘cuck’ porn so prevelant. They project so hard, the sad, sad lumps of skin and stale testosterone. Edit: Cryengine is not open source. https://github.com/CRYTEK/CRYENGINE/blob/release/LICENSE.md Hav fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Mar 10, 2019 |
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Mar 10, 2019 13:22
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BeigeJacket posted:Do you have to have VR to play that Star Trek game? I believe it's been updated so that VR isn't necessary.
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Mar 10, 2019 13:27
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/azepu8/who_is_really_behind_the_crytek_vs_cig_lawsuit/ Epic games want access to Star Engine because.....? Epic games have made one of the most popular games of our time using the Unreal engine. Meanwhile CIG have failed to produce... a game, with Star Engine, erm, Lumberyard nee CryEngine. That guy is off his head. Also, not only isn't it not open source, its not free.
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BeigeJacket posted:Do you have to have VR to play that Star Trek game? Not anymore. You can play it on a regular monitor now 
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Mar 10, 2019 14:47
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Archival footage of Crobberts absolving himself of this mess.
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The hilarity on Rex's stream continues: random crashes, Rex getting killed by rocks he stands on, spaceships out of control, people with heads stuck in the ceiling, the endless repetition of "VIP missions" in the dusty canyon. And then it hit a new low. The stream died and I thought maybe CIG had asked him not to show any more crashes. His explanation the next day was that Star Citizen completely incapacitated his PC. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/392808456?t=9m30s It doesn't get much better for the poor, hard working shill. At this point he calls out to his RSI overlords asking for them to fix it. He ends up streaming the process of just trying to get Star Citizen to work. At least he's giving an honest representation of what Star Citizen is about. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/392808456?t=15m30s He might be starting to snap. It's painful but watch it to the end, it's so loving funny. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/392808456?t=19m20s For me, this is the best thing on the internet. Peter.Quint fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Mar 10, 2019 |
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Peter.Quint posted:The hilarity on Rex's stream continues: random crashes, Rex getting killed by rocks he stands on, spaceships out of control, people with heads stuck in the ceiling, the endless repetition of "VIP missions" in the dusty canyon. I can't dislike a man with a Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge icon on his desktop, #freerex
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jarlywarly posted:I can't dislike a man with a Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge icon on his desktop, #freerex Cancelling my LP...
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jarlywarly posted:I can't dislike a man with a Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge icon on his desktop, #freerex The rocks in Star Citizen send their regards. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/392468064?t=1h50s
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Oh poo poo I cant play Star Citizen OH MY GOD THANK YOU RDYPLAYER2 FOR THE SUBSCRIPTION LETS GET SOME 07S IN THE CHAT WOOOOOOOO! CIG: Alright that should distract them for about 5 mins...
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Peter.Quint posted:The rocks in Star Citizen send their regards. From 1:06:14 to 1:09:12: -clipping -ship's interior briefly disappearing during boarding -weapons disappearing from people's hands -people disappearing inside the ship and then reappearing
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Peter.Quint posted:The hilarity on Rex's stream continues: random crashes, Rex getting killed by rocks he stands on, spaceships out of control, people with heads stuck in the ceiling, the endless repetition of "VIP missions" in the dusty canyon. This guy is good at what he does. The PC blew up and he goes "Star Citizen allowed me to have that experience" or such. Real good. But he needs to tone down his redbull and amphetamine consumption. e: I appreaciate that he takes the same shortcuts at port olisar that  does. Because of course everybody does, even when larping.
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Peter.Quint posted:The hilarity on Rex's stream continues: random crashes, Rex getting killed by rocks he stands on, spaceships out of control, people with heads stuck in the ceiling, the endless repetition of "VIP missions" in the dusty canyon.  Store Citizer: IRL Event Horizon
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Bofast posted:His description quickly goes off rails into talking about Star Citizen leading him to some IRL event horizon and transfer of conciousness into the game? He's just trying to spin the crash into something both positive and exciting. "Well, yeah, that dog somehow bit me square in the rear end in a top hat, it was such a novel experience that it sent me into a path of discovery. Thanks, rabid dog!"
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Peter.Quint posted:The hilarity on Rex's stream continues: random crashes, Rex getting killed by rocks he stands on, spaceships out of control, people with heads stuck in the ceiling, the endless repetition of "VIP missions" in the dusty canyon.  This is amazing. And the rock kill, loving lol.
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Captain Marvel is cool and good.
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:How many gifs of him doing this are there Him and David Cage could team up. Make video game! Up, Down, Swirl left stick, swirl left stick-stop half way, up, up again, both down, half left swirling opposite direction... And then immediately following this the clothes fly off of the actress and some creepy guy is doing something creepy and you need to win an even more complex series of controller motions.
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Lladre posted:you knmow,. YTou can driunk what you want it's yuour money., I'll drink anything somebody wants to buy me. I'm generous like that. 
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/azepu8/who_is_really_behind_the_crytek_vs_cig_lawsuit/ I don't mean to rain all over this guy's parade, but Unreal is arguably one of the best, most versatile, most used engines in video games for almost a decade. I'm pretty sure they could care less about what Star Citizen programmers who just graduated Full Sail or a community college are trying to struggle with. Meanwhile they have Fortnight/Unreal running great on basically a loving iPad and a phone at this point.
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