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Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Strangler 42 posted:

Something I've always wondered about Star Citizen: Can you melee attack? I'm not sure I've ever seen it in the years I've been watching the demos.

Yes! They showed stealth melee takedowns in the sandworm video a few years ago.

But like everything else in that video- it was all lies.

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Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Strangler 42 posted:

Something I've always wondered about Star Citizen: Can you melee attack? I'm not sure I've ever seen it in the years I've been watching the demos.

You can do anything you want in Star Citizen. All you have to do is imagine hard enough.

Alternately, no, you can't.

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

new star engine physics and sheep implementation looking good

cant wait to see this ingame.
i hope i will be able to take my flock of sheep into a spinning elevator also.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Yes! They showed stealth melee takedowns in the sandworm video a few years ago.

But like everything else in that video- it was all lies.

No, you lie!

Everything in the sandworm demo IS in the pre-alpha game only they are not telling you where so as to add to the excitement of exploring.

Just because you don't know the 9 key combination to preform a stealth melee takedown (after unlocking it with the $27k Legendary Norris ship pack) does not mean it's not in game.

Chris Roberts would never lie to his fans!

And once more, I bet you have heard of Derek Smart, there by being confirmed as a goon meanie and an internet dumb dumb. :smuggo:

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010



Sarsapariller posted:

"A huge disconnect between what devs think is in the game and what actually is"

Imagine the cognitive dissonance necessary to type that sentence. The people programming the game... continue to talk on camera about stuff that isn't in the game. Well, they definitely can't be lying to me! They must just not know what's in the game! :smug:

Counterpoint: We already know that devs keep getting shuffled around to different parts of the project and one of the reasons for this could be to stop them from ascertaining how completely hosed everything is and that nothing is getting done anywhere aside from the artist's side.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Counter counterpoint: tane

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.
In another hilarious bit of Theranos information that I didn't know before, check this out.

quote:

In December 2017, Fortress Investment Group loaned $100 million to Theranos. Theranos had reportedly been on the verge of bankruptcy, with the loan meant to keep the company solvent into 2018. The loan was secured by Theranos' patents.

By December 2017 they had already had all their labs shut down, lost licensing, been sued by and settled with multiple entities, their founders had been sanctioned, and they had voided all results from their blood-testing machine.
Can you imagine handing $100 million dollars to someone, secured by what any idiot would have known were worthless patents?

I think we're still waiting for the Fortress equivalent in the Star Citizen saga, we can only hope that no one is dumb enough to make a similar hail mary loan/investment into CIG when they're really going under.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT
Maybe Calder already did? With the Squadron rights that are owed by Coutts?

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Agony Aunt posted:

You can do anything you want in Star Citizen. All you have to do is imagine hard enough.

Alternately, no, you can't.

http://www.zombo.com/

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

"I"m a programmer but I know absolutely jack poo poo about password and computer security and blame Valve because I got owned"

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Scruffpuff posted:

I know Theranos isn't exactly news, but I was reading an article today and I couldn't get two paragraphs in...


Jesus jumping Christ. How many more parallels can there be?

Yeah a few pages back we talked about Holmes quite a bit. Very similar to Roberts. The Medicine field is more tightly regulated than Video Games though, that's where she really hosed up.

Popete posted:

I instantly knew she was a fraud when she showed up on stage looking like a Steve Jobs clone.

Also the fake deep voice is really weird. She was ALWAYS performing. That's some sociopath poo poo.

Although then again, there is the whole "woman CEO making it in a man's world", which is a legit uphill battle and kinda makes me excuse the Jobs wannabe outfit and deep voice thing. If not for all the fraud.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Hav posted:

I just think that's it's symptomatic of the whole unicorn phenomenon and the cult of personality. Jobs was considered a visionary when he was around, when it was more that he was a pedantic rear end in a top hat with extremely high standards. His failures and pratfalls are rehabilitated by fans who point to more positive aspects. Same for Elon Musk, but he surrounds himself with smart people. These are the _successes_.

Also the whole Auture Theory thing, people don't understand how games or movies or cars or whatever get made, because its complicated, so its easy to just ascribe all details to the single person at the top.

I know a lot of people really believe Jobs invited MP3s and the MP3 player, which is of course bullshit.

Even the things Apple was responsible for, it was Woz and a team of engineers nobody knows the names of who did the real heavy lifting. Jobs was just the taskmaster. He achieved things, for sure, but he wasn't slinging code and writing genius algorithms.

Like, everybody knows Quentin Tarantino or James Cameron, but only extreme extreme uber cinema nerds could tell you who was the DP on Terminator or Pulp Fiction. But you better believe Tarantino and Cameron had extremely talented DPs working with them. Much less all the various stage hands and grips and set and costume artists and cg artists whatnot toiling below them.

Heck, most people probably don't even know what a director of photography is. And I hate that about our society and think its super toxic. We put people on pedestals because understanding that its a team effort is... too hard?

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

Strangler 42 posted:

Something I've always wondered about Star Citizen: Can you melee attack? I'm not sure I've ever seen it in the years I've been watching the demos.

I think you can shove players through a door, or onto a ramp.

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
Because "You can be the next Jobs/Cameron/Musk" is an easier ego-trip to sell than the idea that nothing get achieved by a single person.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Sarsapariller posted:

* Here is a clip of a spaceman doing punches. Naturally we're showing this in greybox because it's far too advanced to just be rolled into the game. We can see that punching is going to add a lot of utility for the player in our game about spaceships and ranged combat. We're very excited to introduce this feature that is definitely not a basic part of the cryengine platform that we are hyping up to make it seem like we did something this last month.

Interesting observation here about psychological manipulation and how effective it can be. I read this section - twice - and, because this is Star Citizen, both times my brain substituted "purchasing" where you typed "punching."

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

https://twinfinite.net/2019/07/star-citizens-crowdfunding-230-million/

The /r/games thread is quite unpositive.

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010



Kosumo posted:

Counter counterpoint: tane

:hmmyes:

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Kosumo posted:

Counter counterpoint: tane

Counter-counter counterpoint-point: nude tane

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah a few pages back we talked about Holmes quite a bit. Very similar to Roberts. The Medicine field is more tightly regulated than Video Games though, that's where she really hosed up.


Also the fake deep voice is really weird. She was ALWAYS performing. That's some sociopath poo poo.

Although then again, there is the whole "woman CEO making it in a man's world", which is a legit uphill battle and kinda makes me excuse the Jobs wannabe outfit and deep voice thing. If not for all the fraud.

Star Citizen: It would be ok- if not for all the fraud

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Counter-counter counterpoint-point: nude tane

As if there is any other kind of tane

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Zazz Razzamatazz posted:

Star Citizen: It would be ok- if not for all the fraud

:five:

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

☢️ Send nukes every daaaaaay! ☢️
https://tinyurl.com/nukepost

Sarsapariller posted:

OH BOY IT'S TIME FOR A NEW PRODUCTION VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5p90TJS9eM

So let's see, it's been 3 weeks of solid work since the last recap video. That's Almost 1/3rd of a quarterly patch. What they have to show for it:

* A recap of the truck they just released, that is broken and costs 140 us dollars
* They have made a bunch of luxury silverware for the space yacht that they will never finish
* Here is a clip of a spaceman doing punches. Naturally we're showing this in greybox because it's far too advanced to just be rolled into the game. We can see that punching is going to add a lot of utility for the player in our game about spaceships and ranged combat. We're very excited to introduce this feature that is definitely not a basic part of the cryengine platform that we are hyping up to make it seem like we did something this last month.

That's it.

3 weeks of dev and they have: an art asset they already made that doesn't work, new art assets they are making that don't matter, and a punch mechanic that comes with the engine. They have nothing.

Well apparently their new spokesperson is some kind of fascist leprechaun, so that's something.

colonelwest fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jul 26, 2019

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

So fancy silverware? Hell they would be impressed with a plastic spork.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


Colostomy Bag posted:

So fancy silverware? Hell they would be impressed with a plastic spork.

Alright you DOUBTER how about a sneak peak of the HANGAR on the BRAND NEW MEGAYACHT?


Whaddya think of that, huh? A blurry photo? And not any kind of like, video or anything? Definitely not because we can't get hangar mechanics working! Hahaha who said that, seriously who said it. Tell us who keeps leaking that we can't get hangars working.

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.

ewe2 posted:

^^^ awww :3: best prank kitty!


The kind of walnut that literally doesn't understand game development. Ah, things never change for the citizens, do they :v:


Hey, been a while since I looked in on the thread, recovering from a stroke which, in some ways fortunate, only took out my right eye and blocked a carotid artery. I'm ok, I was a bit numb about it at first and I'm slowly getting to grips with a different situation in my life, I'll take it on a day at a time.

It hasn't stopped me working on improving my guitar skills and although I haven't been writing lately, I have been going back and refactoring some of the tunes I recorded when I didn't have the guitars or chops, so here's another one I've "remedied":

* Found A Parp

* lyrics

Added a few more bells and whistles to it, and I'm pretty happy with it, it's not perfect. My respect for David Byrne as a rhythm guitarist is immense, and his playing is amazingly fluid, I hope one day I can get that good.

Holy guacamole! Glad to hear you’re (mostly) ok! And no matter what your doctor says, I want you to remember this one irreducible fact: Star Citizen did this to you.

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


I'm calling it for the fifteenth time- all these big ships are delayed forever because they cannot get hangars working in any way shape or form. At best they will poo poo it out with the hangar totally broken.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

IcarusUpHigh posted:

Has Star Citizen piggy-backed off Rutger Hauer's death yet?

the 'time to die ship pack' is not a good look

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

all these millions lost, like tears in the rain
time to bail

*runs away*

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
BALE WAS NOT A JOKE

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Thoatse posted:

BALE WAS NOT A JOKE



I thought they were doing Dune, not God Emperor? :cheeky:

Peter.Quint
Mar 16, 2018

Zaphod42 posted:

Heck, most people probably don't even know what a director of photography is.

Isn't Rexzilla a director of photography?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Zaphod42 posted:

I thought they were doing Dune, not God Emperor? :cheeky:



Is... Is he the clitoris?

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal

Breetai posted:

Is... Is he the clitoris?

He is the worm. He was not a joke.

EmesiS
Feb 5, 2016

Breetai posted:

Is... Is he the clitoris?

I believe its called The fate of Kerri-Lee

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Zaphod42 posted:

Also the fake deep voice is really weird. She was ALWAYS performing. That's some sociopath poo poo.

To be fair I am not able to hear the difference when videos highlight the tone change.

Experimental Skin
Apr 15, 2016

Peter.Quint posted:

Isn't Rexzilla a director of photography?

In the same sense that Robert Space is a programmer.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Zaphod42 posted:

I thought they were doing Dune, not God Emperor? :cheeky:



I tried reading the God Emperor book recently and I think he "only" weighs something like 14,000 pounds in the beginning of that book, so 450,000 pounds is probably more like a proper sandworm :D

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AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
In *two weeks* it's the anniversary of ol' Crobbear absolving himself of being all kinds of silly.

How will you celebrate?

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