Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Bofast: Feb 21, 2011; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

At least Star Marine would not be noticably worse on Stadia, since it already has 0.5 seconds worth of delays on movement.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:03

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# ? Jun 12, 2025 16:23

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

I�ll take a probear in memory of the SCAM. To think that this forum was born, lived, died, and will be buried all before the BDSSE even properly begins development. We�ve seen the rise, fall, re-rise, and final(?) departure of Dr. Derek Smart, PhD, Esq., endless roadmaps, refactorings, absolutions, ELEs, and users of Toast�s sockpuppet account. All gone now, like tears in the rain.

Time to rub.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:07

AbstractNapper: Jun 5, 2011; I can help

IcarusUpHigh posted:

It's been emotional.

Probe me Beets!

I love this one, so can I also get a sixer probation with the above crobbear as a... *memento*?

And I'm also adding my favorite fan art / captures for reference purposes - sorry in advance for not remembering who the original posters and/or creators of these are.

Crobbler handwaving as Stan from Monkey Island:

(probably banned) space-underwear commercial:

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:13

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Thread's getting weird... and this is coming from the dead guy who couldn't finish the Triple Threat challenge.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:19

Dooguk: Oct 11, 2016; Pillbug

Dementropy posted:

https://twitter.com/bpdgameaccounts/status/1168830063376306178

https://twitter.com/bpdgameaccounts/status/1168814410804224000

By Grabthar's Hammer what a savings

E: 0 bids

Dooguk fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Sep 3, 2019

# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:28

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

peter gabriel posted:

See what editing all those config files has done for you? Nothing, that's what.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:34

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Wow that Cutt Smith guy sounds exactly like that Cutt88 guy.

I wonder if both are fascists or if its just a coincidence that they use the same terms.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:42

Bofast: Feb 21, 2011; Grimey Drawer

AbstractNapper posted:

(probably banned) space-underwear commercial:

I don't recall seeing this one before. It's amazing

# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:44

Theotus: Nov 8, 2014

loving lol Sandi's movie is on netflix or amazon. How high do I need to be for it?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 13:58

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Precisely 2 Ben Lesnick Triple Threat Challenges deep.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:00

Theotus: Nov 8, 2014

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Precisely 2 Ben Lesnick Triple Threat Challenges deep.

I am not trying to die.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:00

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Hit me baby one more time (with a commemorative 6er).

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:01

ye olde anime shoppe: Nov 9, 2006; Unlike most, I know I am a tool.

Hello, I've never posted in this thread before but been reading it for years.

Anyway I dont wanna be left out, can I have an anniversary 6er too please?

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:12

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Not a fan of Bear 'bating myself, but I'll take a commemorative 6er

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:19

Pixelate: Jan 6, 2018; "You win by having fun"

Is this how the thread goes out? Death by gif?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:25

skeletors_condom: Jul 21, 2017

Wow, almost everyone got a crobearpig probation.

I wonder what r/sc or spectrum would think of the past 5 page of this thread? :smugmrgw:

Moar store citizer:

# ? Sep 3, 2019 14:47

monkeytek: Jun 8, 2010; It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

Bumble He posted:

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also there is a typo: �i'm gonna probe your assholes when i wake up� is much better.

Maybe he wants to probe more than just our anal cavities?

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:00

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Beet should already know if I want a 6er or not and what it should be composed of. :colbert:

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:00

Jonny Shiloh: Mar 7, 2019; You 'orrible little man

skeletors_condom posted:

Moar store citizer:

That's an interesting aspect of Star Citizen that maybe doesn't get as much scrutiny as it deserves - the backers' strange pride in raising enormous amounts of cash. Not particularly for putting towards the game, but just because it's an enormous amount of cash.

It's the amount they're raising which guys like this are interested in, not the use to which it's put - "let's get to a quarter of a billion dollars guys!". Pledging in and of itself becomes an act of solidarity with other backers in a race to see how much they can raise. It's like televangelism where the virtuous thing to do is pledge more to get a bigger number - just don't ask how much crack and how many whores the pastor will be buying with it.

Give CIG its due - they sure know how to ~~milk whales~~ prey on idiots with no financial self-control.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:01

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

Pixelate posted:

Is this how the thread goes out? Death by gif?

This is the way the thread ends
This is the way the thread ends
This is the way the thread ends
Not with an ELE but gif spam.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:04

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Probe me, cowboy!

See ya in the games thread

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:05

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Good bye, thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0dGn5gSH50

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:08

AbstractNapper: Jun 5, 2011; I can help

skeletors_condom posted:

Wow, almost everyone got a crobearpig probation.

I wonder what r/sc or spectrum would think of the past 5 page of this thread?

Moar store citizer:

yeesh.

Thankfully there are some sane voices in that thread, it seems.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:14

TheDeadlyShoe: Feb 14, 2014

Seria Mau is nuts. They just straight up want more concept ships and adamantly oppose calls to finish the ones that have already been concepted.

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:17

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:20

Ratmtattat: Mar 10, 2004; the hairdryer

So if you just ask for a 6er, you'll get one? I could use one.

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# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:20

Dogeh: Aug 30, 2017; ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

The race is on to see who will get the very last comment of the thread.
For it to be valid, it needs to be about Star Citizen.

Goodbye thread.
And furthermore

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:21

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:21

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

https://i.imgur.com/A3RS54x.gifv

# ? Sep 3, 2019 15:24

rePool: Apr 18, 2019; Undercover Goon.

So long and thanks for all the fish

peter gabriel posted:

https://twitter.com/commando_tom/status/976516689360834560

So xxSilentRuinxx was the one throwing a hissy fit calling the crobears doxing. Once I was done laughing at the thread (I had to read an archive to see it in full) I went to check his profile.

Something about this is funny. Beet isn't banned, yet he is?