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Colostomy Bag posted:I think a day or two ago on Specturm, someone asked Lando for the price and he said it was in the "design department" to determine the price. loving comedy thinking they are doing deep calculations to determine BOM and gross profit margins for a jpeg instead of just placing Stevie Wonder in front of a dartboard. Looking forward to the day people actually demand them to figure out in game costs. At this point it feels like you'll have to spend $5 per ton of packaged bear dicks as cargo so you can have the honor of having cargo at all to feel like a trader.
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Beet Wagon posted:The main problem with the Star Citizen thread is the rate at which titles are spawned. Someone doesn't read the c-spam trump thread. we go through titles hourly i think
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Was watching a (European) streamer trying to figure out what to do in Hellion early (no tutorial or guides yet of course) and it looks like the game will be a lot of fun. Hopefully they sort out the server stability, as the USA-based streamers were having major problems with connecting at all, although they're having better luck now. Surprisingly, ALL the Star Citizen usual suspects are streaming it now too. Is THIS the E.L.E? https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Hellion - 750 viewers https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Star%20Citizen - 45 viewers EVE, Kerbal and Elite are around the 200 viewer mark. Quavers fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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Ok, 'fess up, is this one of you doing some reverse-inverse trolling? If so, good job son. Otherwise lol, these people have even bigger issues than I.
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Ramadu posted:Someone doesn't read the c-spam trump thread. we go through titles hourly i think Star Citizen: 69 chapters of Piss Roberts magnum poopus
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peter gabriel posted:I cannot Oh, poo poo, he's got the stretchy purple pants on! <dives under desk>
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I have been reading this thread off and on while waiting for the collapse of SC. I feel like that time is near. It's going to be like a run on the bank. As soon as people lose confidence it's going to happen so fast. Edit - I don't notice my spelling errors until someone quotes me. Shemp the Stooge fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 23, 2017 |
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Shemp the Stooge posted:I have been reading this thread off and on and waiting for the collapse of SC. I feel like that time is near. It's going to be like a run on the bank. As soon as people loose confidence it's going to happen so fast. Yeah, reading that 5 dollar chit on the official forums was weird. They are normal sounding , almost.
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can someone make the 'sc has stopped working' version of this? tia
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Lime Tonics posted:Yeah, reading that 5 dollar chit on the official forums was weird. They are normal sounding , almost. Yeah. That was the signal for me. It's possible they have had enough.
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The Titanic posted:Looking forward to the day people actually demand them to figure out in game costs. At this point it feels like you'll have to spend $5 per ton of packaged bear dicks as cargo so you can have the honor of having cargo at all to feel like a trader. Packaged bear dicks? I will pay $10 per ton for hand packed, artisanal, all organic curated bear dicks, I will have you know!
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Samizdata posted:Packaged bear dicks? I will pay $10 per ton for hand packed, artisanal, all organic curated bear dicks, I will have you know! Your wish is hereby granted goonfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-wQhSuf6mM
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Hav posted:Chrisjen Avasarala is pitch perfect.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:that's the single ugliest t-shirt I've ever seen. So this leads me to a question. Since Crobbers and Co. are listed on the IMDB and can be considered public figures. How far can one go to using them in satire such as a tshirt line?
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DapperDon posted:So this leads me to a question. Since Crobbers and Co. are listed on the IMDB and can be considered public figures. How far can one go to using them in satire such as a tshirt line? You would have to do legal battle with Ortwin and Toast. So... You can go as far as you want to--no worries.
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DapperDon posted:So this leads me to a question. Since Crobbers and Co. are listed on the IMDB and can be considered public figures. How far can one go to using them in satire such as a tshirt line? sounds like you're perilously close to doxxing friend
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Krycek posted:I finally took a break from playing Elite, an actual spaceship game, to go and get my money back from the crobblits. Well done Krycek!
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alf_pogs posted:sounds like you're perilously close to doxxing friend Goonjokes aside. Seriously? Because hosed up if true.
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Krycek posted:I finally took a break from playing Elite, an actual spaceship game, to go and get my money back from the crobblits. That is so cool to hear. Congrats! 
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DapperDon posted:I never understood why nobody has really hammered that point everywhere. I just don't get that one glaring and obvious flaw in that reasoning. It's not CR's fault, his staff has constantly failed to live up to his vision. Bwahahahahahaha almost made it thru without laffing.
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DapperDon posted:Your wish is hereby granted goonfriend. But will my passengers pay top dollar for it and my distilled alien urine gin in their Hairy Roberts during the 6 week trip to the next planet?
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Samizdata posted:But will my passengers pay top dollar for it and my distilled alien urine gin in their Hairy Roberts during the 6 week trip to the next planet? I just don't know man. I just don't know. Perhaps in 3.0 all of this and more will be revealed. It is surely to come by late summer/early fall of 201x.....
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Star Citizen is what happens when Chris Roberts leaves the industry and goes... Freelance
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Buy a gigantic cribbage peg board, large enough to take up, say, your mom's basement affix an intricate and useless model spaceship to one of the pegs (make sure it costs at least $400 for FIDELITY) label the two ends of the board with whatever fictional star systems you like every 12 hours, move the spaceship-peg one space forward on the cribbage board roll a d20 every so often to determine how well you mixed drinks or if you showed a good movie to your passengers or if they all get raped by space pirates You have now made the Best drat Space Simulator Ever, according to the brown sea
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skaboomizzy posted:Buy a gigantic cribbage peg board, large enough to take up, say, your mom's basement say what about pegging?
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Colostomy Bag posted:Hot off the press... You broke the meter you fucker 
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DapperDon posted:Goonjokes aside. Seriously? Because hosed up if true. who knows dapper don who knows
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I'm not sure how the 'CR is a perfectionist' trope still has legs with 30GB of evidence to the contrary on backers PCs. My catte looks incredibly unimpressed. 
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Just wanted to say that a Cutter with chrome paintjob looks pretty loving baller. That is all.
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ACTUAL RESULT As you'll see by the screen shots, this is an abnormal state for the character to be in while in the seated position, flying a ship. EXPECTED RESULT Nothing, stay seated as per normal     
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Just wanted to say that a Cutter with chrome paintjob looks pretty loving baller. It reminds me too much of the Queen's ship in The Phantom Menace.
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Roflan posted:It reminds me too much of the Queen's ship in The Phantom Menace. Maybe it would if i acknowledged this movies existance, which i dont.
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I think its good that WolfLarson, literally CIGs paid marketer, is deemphasizing things like gameplay/delivered promises and is instead highlighting how much like a family we all are.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Hah hah $175 "starter ship" gently caress these clowns. Seems like a bad deal until you consider the price of something like a space shuttle or something, then it's pretty good
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