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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


Gorilla Salad posted:

Isn't referring to a member of the House of Lords, an hereditary establishment, as "incumbent" a little redundant? If you're a member, you're there for life (unless you get caught loving a kid on live TV).

It's like saying the queen is incumbent to the throne.

They changed it. Membership hasn't been hereditary since 1999.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords_Act_1999

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.





I can't remember, which Starfleet division is purple?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



No poo poo it's almost like the games are Japanese developers appropriating Germanic/English conventions .

(for the record "appropriation" is a neutral term)

Besesoth posted:

I can't remember, which Starfleet division is purple?
Marked for sacrifice into the Warp Drives to sustain the Chaos Gods hidden inside the Dilithium/Trilithium crystals.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.






*in extremely will ferrel voice* What a bitch

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006





tbh the big red dong and balls is funnier than all them words

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

Isn't referring to a member of the House of Lords, an hereditary establishment, as "incumbent" a little redundant? If you're a member, you're there for life (unless you get caught loving a kid on live TV).

It's like saying the queen is incumbent to the throne.

I thought they made you a duke if you diddle a child in England

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


no they make you a host on a BBC show

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE


Scratch Monkey posted:

They changed it. Membership hasn't been hereditary since 1999.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords_Act_1999

Making it no longer hereditary doesn't mean they aren't in for life though right?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

They want to murder you in a well!
Seems a bit harsh, but
apparently they want to,
it says here on this card.




ElGroucho posted:

I thought they made you a duke if you diddle a child in England

No, it's a Duke if you doodle (dudle, in old english) a kid. Diddling a kid makes you a Dick.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat


I can't quite make it out. Does it say wiggers?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


Gorilla Salad posted:

Isn't referring to a member of the House of Lords, an hereditary establishment, as "incumbent" a little redundant? If you're a member, you're there for life (unless you get caught loving a kid on live TV).

It's like saying the queen is incumbent to the throne.

"Incumbent" just means the current holder of the position. Queen Elizabeth II is the incumbent monarch; Donald Trump is the incumbent president.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Karate Bastard posted:

I can't quite make it out. Does it say wiggers?

Wiggles. Its a kids program. That is the extent of my knowledge.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

For that you get the head...

the tail...

the whole damned thing.

marshmallow creep posted:

Wiggles. Its a kids program. That is the extent of my knowledge.

You got off easy. I still have those horrible songs rattling around in my head from when my son would watch it non-stop.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



BiggerBoat posted:

You got off easy. I still have those horrible songs rattling around in my head from when my son would watch it non-stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27C1Tg4coM#t=81s

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP



SpacePig posted:

No, it's a Duke if you doodle (dudle, in old english) a kid. Diddling a kid makes you a Dick.

If someone sees you in the act that makes you a spotted dick.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

BiggerBoat posted:

You got off easy. I still have those horrible songs rattling around in my head from when my son would watch it non-stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxp6xbe2CaI

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418



I assume this is real based on the fact that they are an Australian kids band

zoux
Apr 28, 2006





This shellfish really pissed off some taxonomist

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?



im pooping! posted:

tbh the big red dong and balls is funnier than all them words

I think the "strike hands" part is really good because either it's shaking hands and that's just the ultimate in sealing someone away in the Friend Zone, or if you take it literally it's an anachronistic high five between best buds.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE


Wanna hang out by the campfire with this hedgehog.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Field Mousepad posted:

Wanna hang out by the campfire with this hedgehog.

He's a great camping buddy, he cooks a mean BBQ

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

The preceding post has been paid for by the new World order.



Wanna rub that hedgehog's belly

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Randaconda posted:

Wanna rub that hedgehog's belly

Yeah, you sure as poo poo don't wanna rub his back.

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

DandyLion posted:

Yeah, you sure as poo poo don't wanna rub his back.

They're not really dangerous like a porcupine unless you step on them. Kind of like a living lego block

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"


Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He's a great camping buddy, he cooks a mean BBQ



No chili dogs 0/10

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


Jamesman posted:

No chili dogs 0/10

you are like a child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eskh9wQyQs

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty


DandyLion posted:

Yeah, you sure as poo poo don't wanna rub his back.

eh, as long as you go front to back, they're fine. Back to front isn't even all that sharp if you're not like, some predator batting or biting at one.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




This is all I do know, and need to know, about the Wiggles


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbG51S-MX2I

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised

When it comes to children's entertainers the wiggles are pretty much the least annoying you can hope for from what I gather.

They do some nice Beatles songs too.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 27, 2006




EMERGENCY VEHICLE ACCESS would be a pretty sweet name for a metal band, tbh

Also THESE GATES

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



NO PARKING sounds like it has some good troll potential via signage

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


Severe Tire Damage is loving awesome live.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.


Besesoth posted:

I can't remember, which Starfleet division is purple?

Narcolepsy

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Karate Bastard posted:

I can't quite make it out. Does it say wiggers?

marshmallow creep posted:

Wiggles. Its a kids program. That is the extent of my knowledge.
That's it... It's an old face-swap gif I made years ago. Did you know they're an evolution of an old 80's one-hit wonder band called the Cockroaches...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1wzFeCJ2dc

I'd never seen that.

... or that.

Picnic Princess posted:

This is all I do know, and need to know, about the Wiggles


Content:

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007


Early stuff from their demo album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js

Twistershift has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Mar 23, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



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Sir Potato
May 26, 2012

PO-TAY-TOES
Boil 'em, mash 'em, cook 'em in a stew

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