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Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

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Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011








Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand], I require only that you [kneel]


url tags, not img tags for vids

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011


I hate it when my mailman delivers my package and then runs away.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008




Detective No. 27 posted:

FedEx would just post the "Sorry we missed you, pick up the package in our distribution center 50 miles from here" sticker without even knocking.

UPS drives past the house, then sends you a "sorry we missed you" email with instructions to log on to the website and arrange re-delivery using the access code on the paper slip they never left at the house.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

They want to murder you in a well!
Seems a bit harsh, but
apparently they want to,
it says here on this card.




Amazon's delivery service loses my packages every time they ship through them.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012



Get this Amazon propaganda out of my meme thread pls.



OSU_Matthew
Aug 23, 2010


Gun Saliva



Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 28, 2011




I haven't been this proud of my town since we made national news with a DUI on a motorized bar stool

how the gently caress is my hometown on SA

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011



thank you for that take, literally John Adams

MizPiz
May 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!



That's the liberal take, the blue lives matter crew want a massacre.

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009



It'd be more accurate if Amazon Prime was delivering to the wrong house.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler

volts5000 posted:

It'd be more accurate if Amazon Prime was delivering to the wrong house.

They are all delivering to the wrong house.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004































And lots more: https://imgur.com/gallery/mcibQ

i own every Bionicle
Oct 22, 2005
cstm ttle? kthxbye



Lmao

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.












CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012



Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


College Slice

CopperHound posted:

Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?

*skaven party*

Thanks for these.

Yes please if anyone finds more, please post them.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH


Buglord


What kind of hosed up fireball does 19d6?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002



Hell Gem

Detective No. 27 posted:

FedEx would just post the "Sorry we missed you, pick up the package in our distribution center 50 miles from here" sticker without even knocking.

Fedex is such poo poo. They refuse to ever deliver a package early and will just shove it in a corner until the last possible day.

I canít count the number of times Iíve had the FedEx package tracker show a package arrive at the distribution center 3 miles from my house from my house the morning of day 2 and then it just sits there for another 3 days because damnit they paid for 5 day and thatís what they are getting.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Catpain Slack posted:

What kind of hosed up fireball does 19d6?

Delayed Blast Fireball cast by a 19th level Wizard.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011





How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

very carefully

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012





Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

If I remember correctly itís basically a little floating bead of magic that explodes when someone gets close like a proximity mine.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

Fireball is actually just a tiny pinprick of magic guano that you project out to a point in space which immediately explodes because you aren't bad rear end enough a wizard to actually hold it there. Delayed Fireball is just you putting that little bit of effort into making it wait before it erupts like the universe in the Big Bang.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 19:54 on May 29, 2020

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.


Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

Fireball forgets about going boom until it remembers that it has to go boom.

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Eastbound Spider posted:

How In the Goddammn do you delay a fireball?

You've got no problem with a magic fireball, but the idea of a delayed magic fireball throws you?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

CopperHound posted:

Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?





This made me very happy

Take yourself a nice piece of warpstone.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Making a petrol bomb and writing "delayed blast fireball" on the bottle.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011





bike tory posted:

You've got no problem with a magic fireball, but the idea of a delayed magic fireball throws you?

yeah, fireballs are real

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



The sun is a delayed fireball if you think about it

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 8, 2011



CopperHound posted:

Whenever I TRY playing a utility wizard

I have a desire for skaven memes, anyone got anything good to contribute?





yes yes
more meme-things for nurglitch

Mister No
Jul 15, 2006
Yes.

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

I haven't been this proud of my town since we made national news with a DUI on a motorized bar stool

how the gently caress is my hometown on SA

wassup Newark buddy

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006


bike tory posted:

You've got no problem with a magic fireball, but the idea of a delayed magic fireball throws you?

You lay hundreds of fireballs and nobody bats an eye. But delay just one,

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!


Wake me when you can cast Goulet Fireball.

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012



Dungeon Ecology posted:

yes yes
more meme-things for nurglitch
I had to make one after looking at headlines today:


https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/loc...avirus/2278849/

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Sometimes I edge my explosion for 4 or 5 hours

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Tantric chain lightning

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


I have no idea what a skaven is







https://i.imgur.com/tUYjnX6.mp4





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