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owlhawk911 posted:a question inspired by my grandfather: what do you call tightey-whiteys that aren't white, and if you say briefs i don't believe you taut tans narrow navies snug saffrons restrictive rubies cramped ceruleans and so on
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was loved by his family on the other side, and just wanted to see his chicken family again ---------------- |
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gordon ramsey cooking show but the floor is ice. everyone just slipping and sliding everywhere dropping plates and food while gordon ramsey yells at them |
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Jan 10, 2020 23:02
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ASenileAnimal posted:gordon ramsey cooking show but the floor is ice. everyone just slipping and sliding everywhere dropping plates and food while gordon ramsey yells at them wow I would watch the everliving heck out of this
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ASenileAnimal posted:gordon ramsey cooking show but the floor is ice. everyone just slipping and sliding everywhere dropping plates and food while gordon ramsey yells at them hell's kitchen freezes over |
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Jan 10, 2020 23:07
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canyoneer posted:hell's kitchen freezes over |
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Jan 10, 2020 23:19
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a grizzled detective hunting a notorious criminal, except the criminal is like a lovely 90s edutainment game villain dare you brave my Math Maze
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Jan 10, 2020 23:37
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canyoneer posted:hell's kitchen freezes over |
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Jan 11, 2020 00:38
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canyoneer posted:hell's kitchen freezes over |
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Manifisto posted:taut tans nailed it thanks canyoneer posted:hell's kitchen freezes over
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Freezing Point |
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Jan 11, 2020 05:35
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I guess Gordon would get some good cold openings in that show |
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Jan 11, 2020 05:36
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Think he's more likely to get the cold shoulder. |
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Jan 11, 2020 06:11
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When you call upon the Great Old Ones and it's just voicemail Uhh, hey, Cthulhu my man, I know you said I should just listen to the infinite void and stuff, but do you happen to have a number? I'm having problems getting him on line here and I most definitely am out of sacrifices. Call me when you can, tia. |
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Jan 11, 2020 14:40
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New post by Azathoth: Feeling random. Might delete later. *THIS PICTURE IS CORRUPTED* |
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o nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos, I call on you to visit upon this land a plague of such wretched gibbering insanity that all who behold it shall--what's that? . . . . yes I'll hold.
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canyoneer posted:hell's kitchen freezes over lol |
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Jan 11, 2020 19:44
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Dread Cthulhu, High Priest to the Outer Gods, is facing accusations of not devouring Deep Ones. |
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Jan 11, 2020 19:53
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Byob poster of the north, with a thousand bumps |
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Jan 11, 2020 20:21
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"Iä! If you have reached this message, I am away from the last amorphous blight of nethermost confusion. Please leave your maddened screams of shocking despair after the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes. Thank you and have a blessed day." |
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Jan 11, 2020 20:42
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xcheopis posted:"Iä! If you have reached this message, I am away from the last amorphous blight of nethermost confusion. Please leave your maddened screams of shocking despair after the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes. Thank you and have a blessed day."
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Jan 12, 2020 01:40
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I liked Cthulhu back when it was called The Gods Of Pegana |
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SardonicTyrant posted:I liked Cthulhu back when it was called The Gods Of Pegana Dunsany was amazing. |
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Jan 12, 2020 02:29
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spy vs spy but it's young hitler vs time traveling hitler i understand y'all disagree but i think there's a rich vein of comedy in that idea. like in order to kill a baby you gotta be as evil as a hitler. staring into the abyss and all that. hitler hiding behind a building shootin sling shots at yung hitler trying to paint a river or some poo poo crimes |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:spy vs spy but it's young hitler vs time traveling hitler old man time travelling hitler, he has realized the error of his ways. so wracked with suicidal guilt at what he has wrought he goes back in time to erase himself from existence. he's not very good at it and just ends up bullying young hitler, thereby turning him evil, trapping himself in a time-loop in different times (or a different forum rip) this could be a p deece thread idea but right now if you say "hitler" in any context you are a nazi and i would NOT advise it
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Jan 12, 2020 18:08
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Can Bruce Willis play the part of Old Hitler? |
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Jan 12, 2020 19:02
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yes but only if we can also deepfake his face onto Baby Hitler.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:yes but only if we can also deepfake his face onto Baby Hitler. Moonlighting era Willis. |
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Jan 12, 2020 19:50
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Face/Off but Bruce Willis and that ole rear end in a top hat Adolph.
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I got the idea, it's smart, but I gassed the thread because Hitler and baby killer jokes are imo not really inclusive and the kind of dark humor that many yobbers enjoy. It's not like a dark joke like that is off limits entirely for me personally, I mean even Deadpool had an entire joke scene on that principle, but given the first two responses were already negative and that were in heated times in the forums, I rather gas a thread about baby killing Hitler than have people be confused in how you meant that joke to be. Sorry, I don't want to cut your jokes off, I enjoy a lot of your really good and fun threads, don't take this personally friend. |
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i don't, i knew i was playing with fire when i posted it B-)
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Finger Prince posted:He's not even a terrorist, he's just a shopkeeper or something and it's an arranged marriage with someone he's not in love with. But on the prompting of his crazy friend, goes about pretending to be, like his friend tells him "it's easy, you just need to whisper a few key words into the phone, the CIA computers will pick it up", so he calls his betrothed and clears his throat and whispers "jihad" and she's like what, speak louder! And he's like nothing nothing dear it was just ahh the mailman! (which is secret code for terrorist strike or something unbeknownst to him). they survive the bombing but the parents dont and they fall in love via shared grieving. but now he has to cover up his involvement or risk blowing up the marriage ---------------- |
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Yinlock posted:a grizzled detective hunting a notorious criminal, except the criminal is like a lovely 90s edutainment game villain *Pulls a drag from a cigarette* You think you've won you bastard? You think you're untouchable because you're immune to circles? Well guess what? I talked to an old buddy of yours - he let me in on a few things. So I headed down to Multiplication Junction, solved a few word problems, and got what I needed. *Pulls out a Triangle Gun and points it at the villain* Surely you didn't think I was that obtuse, did ya punk? |
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One of those car review youtube channels but the twist is the presenter stole the car he's currently reviewing.
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magic cactus posted:One of those car review youtube channels but the twist is the presenter stole the car he's currently reviewing. youtube kept pulling my vids. cowards
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magic cactus posted:One of those car review youtube channels but the twist is the presenter stole the car he's currently reviewing. Well you find my ex wife's ranger weee-ooooo weeeeee-ooooo gently caress!!! Handles surprisingly well for a light truck, and the typically POPOPOPOP loving SPIKE STRIPShigher center of gravity found in trucks is less on an issue |
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New brand of bathroom cleaner in the UK, “Buff-A-Loo sauce”. It’s not bad on wings either!
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ASenileAnimal posted:reality show like the real world but one of the cast members is a crocodile Also the crocodile has a meth problem. |
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