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biosterous posted:this is making me laugh a lot a lot a lot, i had to pause the teevee show my spouse and i were watching to laugh more This made my morning!
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Yinlock posted:famous shitposts throughout history "post itt and i'll give you your communist comrade name" by senjosephmccarthy |
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yelp review of a BDSM club: "a sack-slappin' good time for the whole family"
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Worst adult playground ever. Not one single swing in the whole place, just a bunch of people wanting me to have sex with their spouses. |
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What if the AI singularity already happened years ago and it turned out that the superintelligent machine intelligence just really enjoys watching cat videos and arguing with itself on internet forums so nobody noticed? The hydraulic press channel has over 2 million subscribers. At least one of them could easily be a robot. |
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Feb 1, 2020 20:37
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Heather Papps posted:the gently caress? the Spartans didn't even respond they just emptyquoted one word, "if" I don't get this one. 
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Jolo posted:I don't get this one. You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.” In response, Ancient Sparta replied to King Philip’s threat with a simple, one word response, “If.” from: the net
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I didn't get it either jolo don't feel bad But now i do thanks 4 educate |
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Feb 2, 2020 02:51
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alnilam posted:I didn't get it either jolo don't feel bad spartans were legit hilarious
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lolling while sipping from an amphorae with a bunch of dudes suckin dicks on it, watching shirtless oiled soldiers murder through their third slave revolt of the week
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getting murdered by a murmillo gladiator who has entangled me with a net, despite that not being one of their standard weapons. "uhhhhh mods?" i scream as i am stabbed with a gladius "mods he's breaking the rules, he's out of spec. instruct the judges to disreguard these stabbings."
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Feb 2, 2020 22:23
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:getting murdered by a murmillo gladiator who has entangled me with a net, despite that not being one of their standard weapons. "uhhhhh mods?" i scream as i am stabbed with a gladius "mods he's breaking the rules, he's out of spec. instruct the judges to disreguard these stabbings." sighing and rolling my eyes as i'm split in twain by a bastard sword wielded by a spartan, it's apparently amateur hour in the warzone
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making the j/o motion as an agent of the Time Police ends my reign of terror with a steel weapon, despite this CLEARLY being the bronze age
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:making the j/o motion as an agent of the Time Police ends my reign of terror with a steel weapon, despite this CLEARLY being the bronze age |
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Feb 3, 2020 14:32
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superhero that can read your mind but only in spanish and he doesnt know spanish. |
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2 star Yelp review for "Joe's jazz bar" My friend, who is a musician, recommended this place. He said if I want to see some of the best cats in the city play, this was the place to come. Sounds amazing right? The best cats? Playing? Yes please. I show up and there's not a single cat to be seen! Just some people making music. Total ripoff. Giving 2 stars not 1 bc the drinks were okay at least |
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Feb 3, 2020 21:13
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:making the j/o motion as an agent of the Time Police ends my reign of terror with a steel weapon, despite this CLEARLY being the bronze age
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mildly gross rhymes cerumen theramin diarrhea onomatopoeaia
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biosterous posted:mildly gross rhymes copremetic analytic |
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Feb 10, 2020 02:38
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Harry Seinfeld. I'm putting this here so I won't make another stupid seinfeld crossover thread
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the tv "oh hello, i didn't see you come in" opening except the person actually didn't see you come in and is wondering why you're in their house
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Yinlock posted:the tv "oh hello, i didn't see you come in" opening except the person actually didn't see you come in and is wondering why you're in their house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw6Hxi9GsU8 not the same thing as what you're saying but I always thought this was an under-appreciated joke |
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Feb 12, 2020 07:15
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Maybe a thread that has nothing to do with Harry Potter or Middle Earth.
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Cubone posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw6Hxi9GsU8 never seen it before, it's p. good
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a soldier doing a brave suicidal charge at the enemy, then he gets hit with like one arrow and is like "ow, gently caress, ahhhh *sucks in air* poo poo that hurts, ah gently caress, i'm out"
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Yinlock posted:a soldier doing a brave suicidal charge at the enemy, then he gets hit with like one arrow and is like "ow, gently caress, ahhhh *sucks in air* poo poo that hurts, ah gently caress, i'm out" https://youtu.be/raF9wfPxir8 not the same thing as what you're saying but I always thought this was an under-appreciated joke |
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Feb 13, 2020 04:18
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Swords (but not American football) |
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Feb 13, 2020 06:01
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alnilam posted:not the same thing as what you're saying but I always thought this was an under-appreciated joke hey |
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Feb 13, 2020 18:18
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:getting murdered by a murmillo gladiator who has entangled me with a net, despite that not being one of their standard weapons. "uhhhhh mods?" i scream as i am stabbed with a gladius "mods he's breaking the rules, he's out of spec. instruct the judges to disreguard these stabbings." The Coliseum sucks to fight in now. It's too full of Hackers. |
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Jaguars! posted:The Coliseum sucks to fight in now. It's too full of Hackers. Wow. |
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Feb 13, 2020 21:18
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town crier reading this month's balance patch to the gladiators
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man all they ever do is buff lions
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this kaisairs themes suck rear end. i remember back when the games were fresh and exciting every month, now they're just rehashes and new costumes.
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mudding is the anime of the redneck world
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Dare You Enter The Necromancer's Lair? As you open the door, light is cast on spirits trapped within bottles that line the shelves of the abode. Upon entering you are confronted with both the sight of several bodies strewn across various pieces of furniture and of the smell of the previous night's activity. The necromancer stirs from their slumber, eyes squinting. They grab their head and groan, as a tankard falls to the ground. They're in no condition for a fight.
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magic cactus posted:mudding is the anime of the redneck world I know it says it's 400 ccs but it's inhabited by an ancient demon with 2Liters |
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Feb 14, 2020 18:24
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Anyway there's a big difference between liking mid sized engines below the cutoff, and liking juvy bikes with 100 cc 2 strokes, which i don't defend |
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Feb 14, 2020 18:25
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Historical Wizards posted:Dare You Enter The Necromancer's Lair? you burst open the doors, a skeleton in heart-patterned boxer shorts holding a cup of coffee looks back at you "ah gently caress" his dread voice intones
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the joker but instead of laughing he says "that's so funny" |
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Cubone posted:the joker but instead of laughing he says "that's so funny" Starring Steven Seagal |
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