- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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'Cause we're just two girls, oh, little old us
Well, don't let us have any cups
sorry i can't talk right now
i'm filling up my pony jar
so leave a message and i'll call you back
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Oct 26, 2020 21:08
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Oct 6, 2024 01:25
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- Jolo
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ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it
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It's like 10,000 girls when all you need is a cup. It's meeting the man of my dreams and then hearing him shout out "Myyy wiiiife" and isn't it ironic. Don't ya think?
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Oct 26, 2020 21:44
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- google THIS
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The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
But the tub keeps on filling with my Hershey squirts
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Oct 26, 2020 21:52
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- Harold Fjord
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by Fluffdaddy
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It's like 10,000 girls when all you need is a cup. It's meeting the man of my dreams and then hearing him shout out "Myyy wiiiife" and isn't it ironic. Don't ya think?
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Oct 26, 2020 22:09
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- Dip Viscous
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a man with many years of ninja training that uses his skills not to kill, but to play really immature pranks on people who think they're untouchable
dropping a huge, rear end-crackling deuce on the emperor's bed while he's sleeping before giggling and vanishing in a cloud of smoke
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Oct 27, 2020 04:42
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- Gluten Free Dad
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an Irish Irishman called dermot o' logically and he has to drink every skincare product before it's approved for market release
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Oct 27, 2020 14:29
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A feature film around the Monty Python sketch of a joke so funny it kills the person who hears it. As the film goes on the joke is weaponised. As the film draws to its conclusion someone reads the joke out lound and we hear it. "There's a link going around for the new Nickelback album. DO NOT CLICK ON IT, it contains the new Nickelback album" and the guy goes "That's not funny" and the film ends.
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Oct 27, 2020 19:59
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- Dip Viscous
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Oct 28, 2020 00:23
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- Joey McChrist
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*the sharp violin noise from Psycho except its Wayne from Wayne's World saying "SCHWING"*
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Oct 28, 2020 21:25
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- manero
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antiquarian? no, I’m very pro-quarian
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Oct 30, 2020 04:53
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- baw
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RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
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*to the tune of machinehead by bush*
got a pusheen head
lol
baw
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Oct 30, 2020 10:28
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- Jinh
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Oct 30, 2020 15:08
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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thread title: ATTENTION, I'M LEAVING
body of post: this pie on the windowsill. please don't let passing children stick their thumbs in it.
but i post it in GBS, where my enemies reign supreme
crimes
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Oct 30, 2020 21:57
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- google THIS
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thread title: ATTENTION, I'M LEAVING
body of post: this pie on the windowsill. please don't let passing children stick their thumbs in it.
but i post it in GBS, where my enemies reign supreme
Yeah, they're definitely not going to keep a close eye on your pie
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Oct 30, 2020 22:01
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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thread title: ATTENTION, I'M LEAVING
body of post: this pie on the windowsill. please don't let passing children stick their thumbs in it.
but i post it in GBS, where my enemies reign supreme
as a rule gbs posters (especially mods) refuse to read any part of a thread except the title, so you'd get banned
and then they'll be embarrassed and act like they didn't make a mistake, it was actually because your joke wasn't funny, and then they'll ban pie jokes
this is just what would happen
I do not pull the strings of fate, I only observe them
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Oct 30, 2020 22:21
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- Jinh
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as a rule gbs posters (especially mods) refuse to read any part of a thread except the title, so you'd get banned
and then they'll be embarrassed and act like they didn't make a mistake, it was actually because your joke wasn't funny, and then they'll ban pie jokes
this is just what would happen
I do not pull the strings of fate, I only observe them
Hi post more in byob I like ur av a lot
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Oct 30, 2020 22:24
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- Dip Viscous
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as a rule gbs posters (especially mods) refuse to read any part of a thread except the title, so you'd get banned
lol as if a goon is going to miss pie
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Oct 30, 2020 22:31
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- Jinh
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cubone's yob for life wherever they post
thanks so much cda <3
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Oct 30, 2020 23:22
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- FactsAreUseless
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A restaurant where you have to say swears into a microphone to get food.
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Oct 31, 2020 02:20
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- nut
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A restaurant where you have to say swears into a microphone to get food.
hey fau, I’ll take the deep hosed chicken
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Oct 31, 2020 02:24
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A PSA where Hannibal Lecter and Alf team up to teach kids about not playing near railroad tracks.
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Oct 31, 2020 02:24
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- FactsAreUseless
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hey fau, I’ll take the deep hosed chicken
A robot rolls up to your table with a plate. It tells you not to burn your dick off.
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Oct 31, 2020 02:26
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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cubone's yob for life wherever they post
aw ty
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Oct 31, 2020 03:10
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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a superhero named dr. time
*someone has a heart attack*
"it's dr. time!"
dt: yes im here to save the day
"no i mean it's doctor time, we need a real doctor, where is one"
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 31, 2020 15:38
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Doctorate in Divinity guy reviewing a checklist of emergencies he can assist with and growing increasingly depressed.
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Oct 31, 2020 23:27
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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Song: Superpost
Artist: BYOB Zombie
Album: Chillbilly Deluxe
track 2 is pretty good but my favorite is track 9 meet the drinkers.
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Nov 1, 2020 22:25
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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dogs graduating obedience school with their tongues hanging out at the end of the ceremony being instructed to switch their tongues to the other side of their mouths
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Nov 2, 2020 02:15
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- Robot Made of Meat
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dogs graduating obedience school with their tongues hanging out at the end of the ceremony being instructed to switch their tongues to the other side of their mouths
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 2, 2020 02:32
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- google THIS
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Actual fusion cuisine, atomizing food with the full power of the sun
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Nov 2, 2020 17:26
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Oct 6, 2024 01:25
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- pecan
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Has anyone ever said "what's the deal with airline food?" Seems like an untapped market
I uh invented it
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Nov 2, 2020 18:00
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