BEST WRESTLING TALKERS TOURNAMENT VOTING STATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

Paul Heyman
Arn Anderson
Bobby Heenan
Jesse Ventura

Ric Flair
Nick Bockwinkel
Jake Roberts
Chris Jericho

# ? May 20, 2017 00:08

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 17:25

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Paul E Dangerously Region.

Heyman
Funk
Heenan
Ventura

Black Scorpion Region

Flair
Sweeney
Roberts
Jericho

# ? May 20, 2017 01:10

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman

#4 Terry Funk

#3 Bobby Heenan

#2 Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair

#5 Larry Sweeney

#3 Jake Roberts

#7 John Cena

# ? May 20, 2017 02:54

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman

#4 Terry Funk

#3 Bobby Heenan

#2 Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair

#4 Nick Bockwinkel

#3 Jake Roberts

#7 John Cena

# ? May 20, 2017 03:54

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman
#5 Arn Anderson
#3 Bobby Heenan
#2 Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair
#5 Larry Sweeney
#3 Jake Roberts
#2 Chris Jericho

# ? May 20, 2017 04:21

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

Paul Heyman
Arn Anderson
Bobby Heenan
Jesse Ventura

BLACK SCORPION REGION

Ric Flair
Larry Sweeney
Jake Roberts
Chris Jericho

# ? May 20, 2017 05:19

ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014; Bad day, bad day, BAD DAY!

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman

#4 Terry Funk

#3 Bobby Heenan

#2 Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair

#4 Nick Bockwinkel

#3 Jake Roberts

#2 Chris Jericho

# ? May 20, 2017 10:59

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman

#5 Arn Anderson

#3 Bobby Heenan

#2 Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair

#5 Larry Sweeney

#3 Jake Roberts

#2 Chris Jericho

# ? May 20, 2017 13:23

ChrisBTY: Mar 29, 2012; this glorious monument

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman

#5 Arn Anderson

#3 Bobby Heenan

#2 Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair

#4 Nick Bockwinkel

#3 Jake Roberts

#2 Chris Jericho

# ? May 20, 2017 22:53

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman

#4 Terry Funk

#6 Gene Okerlund

#2 Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair

#5 Larry Sweeney

#3 Jake Roberts

#2 Chris Jericho

# ? May 21, 2017 00:18

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

What the hell did Arn ever say that was any good?

# ? May 21, 2017 01:34

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; TOO EASY

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION
#1 Paul Heyman
#4 Terry Funk
#3 Bobby Heenan
#7 Jesse Ventura

BLACK SCORPION REGION
#1 Ric Flair
#4 Nick Bockwinkel
#3 Jake Roberts
#2 Chris Jericho

RINGMASTER REGION
#1 Steve Austin
#4 Vince McMahon
#3 Roddy Piper
#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION
#1 The Rock
#4 Randy Savage
#6 Jim Ross
#2 CM Punk

edit: are the last two regions eligible yet? They were posted in the other thread. Oh well, those are my answers.

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 08:51 on May 21, 2017

# ? May 21, 2017 08:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What a goof from me, keep this thread just for voting please. This thread for discussion

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 09:19 on May 21, 2017

# ? May 21, 2017 09:15

ShadowedFlames: Dec 26, 2009; Shoot this guy in the face.; Fallen Rib

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

#1 Paul Heyman

#5 Arn Anderson

#3 Bobby Heenan

#7 Jesse Ventura

BLACK SCORPION REGION

#1 Ric Flair

#5 Larry Sweeney

#3 Jake Roberts

#7 John Cena

# ? May 21, 2017 22:56

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008; by Smythe

Voting is closed for the Paul E. Dangerously and Black Scorpion Regions. I meant to close it at midnight but got sidetracked. I'll have the tallies up shortly and posted in the OP.

Meanwhile, voting is now open in the Ringmaster and Flex Kavana Regions. Since I let the first one go long, I'll let voting here go through Wednesday at midnight ET. The brackets:

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)
#8 Hulk Hogan

#4 Vince McMahon
#5 The Miz

#3 Roddy Piper
#6 Jerry Lawler

#2 Dusty Rhodes
#7 Scott Steiner

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)
#8 Raven

#4 Randy Savage
#5 Rick Rude

#3 Jim Cornette
#6 Jim Ross

#2 CM Punk
#7 Ted DiBiase

# ? May 22, 2017 20:46

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Kanye West - Touch the Sky

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)
#8 Hulk Hogan

#4 Vince McMahon
#5 The Miz

#3 Roddy Piper
#6 Jerry Lawler

#2 Dusty Rhodes
#7 Scott Steiner

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)
#8 Raven

#4 Randy Savage
#5 Rick Rude

#3 Jim Cornette
#6 Jim Ross

#2 CM Punk
#7 Ted DiBiase

# ? May 22, 2017 20:47

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Steve Austin
Vince McMahon
Jerry Lawler
Dusty Rhodes

The Rock
Randy Savage
Jim Cornette
CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:48

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Austin
Miz
Piper
Steiner

Rock
Rick Rude
JR
CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:49

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Kanye West - Touch the Sky

RacistGuidingLight posted:

What the hell did Arn ever say that was any good?

Arn was great in early 90s WCW and was arguably better as the talker of the Horsemen than Flair. He got a very well-deserved "best on promos" award from the WOR in 1990, back when that award almost went to Jim Cornette by defualt.

For some great work check out some of his promos in the Horsemen's 1990 program when they betray Sting.

# ? May 22, 2017 20:49

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Steve Austin
Vince McMahon
Jerry Lawler
Dusty Rhodes

The Rock
Randy Savage
Jim Cornette
CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:50

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)

#5 The Miz

#6 Jerry Lawler

#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)

#4 Randy Savage

#3 Jim Cornette

#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:52

Halloween Jack: Sep 11, 2003; Let your word be "Yes, Yes" or "No, No"; anything more than this comes from the evil one.

Can I squeeze mine in? Take pity on me, I'm moving.

PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY REGION

Paul Heyman
Arn Anderson
Bobby Heenan
Mick Foley

BLACK SCORPION REGION

Ric Flair
Nick Bockwinkel
Jake Roberts
Chris Jericho

RINGMASTER REGION

Steve Austin
Vince McMahon
Roddy Piper
Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

The Rock
Randy Savage
Jim Cornette
CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:54

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

edit: gently caress

RINGMASTER REGION

#8 Hulk Hogan
#4 Vince McMahon
#3 Roddy Piper
#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock
#5 Rick Rude
#3 Jim Cornette
#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:54

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003; Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)

#5 The Miz

#6 Jerry Lawler

#7 Scott Steiner

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)

#4 Randy Savage

#6 Jim Ross

#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:54

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin
#4 Vince McMahon
#3 Roddy Piper
#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock
#4 Randy Savage
#3 Jim Cornette
#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 20:55

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008; by Smythe

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Arn was great in early 90s WCW and was arguably better as the talker of the Horsemen than Flair. He got a very well-deserved "best on promos" award from the WOR in 1990, back when that award almost went to Jim Cornette by defualt.

For some great work check out some of his promos in the Horsemen's 1990 program when they betray Sting.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I saw it. Moot point but Terry Funk was all around better.

what have i told you people about leaving this thread for voting only

# ? May 22, 2017 20:56

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

C. Everett Koop posted:

what have i told you people about leaving this thread for voting only

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# ? May 22, 2017 20:56

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin
#5 The Miz
#6 Jerry Lawler
#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock
#4 Randy Savage
#3 Jim Cornette
#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 21:06

ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014; Bad day, bad day, BAD DAY!

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin

#4 Vince McMahon

#3 Roddy Piper

#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock

#4 Randy Savage

#3 Jim Cornette

#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 21:09

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

#1 Steve Austin ☑️
#8 Hulk Hogan

#4 Vince McMahon ☑️
#5 The Miz

#3 Roddy Piper ☑️
#6 Jerry Lawler

#2 Dusty Rhodes ☑️
#7 Scott Steiner

#1 The Rock ☑️
#8 Raven

#4 Randy Savage ☑️
#5 Rick Rude

#3 Jim Cornette
#6 Jim Ross ☑️

#2 CM Punk ☑️
#7 Ted DiBiase

# ? May 22, 2017 21:10

Seth Rollins: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

RINGMASTER REGION

Steve Austin
Vince McMahon
Roddy Piper
Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

The Rock
Randy Savage
Jim Ross
CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 21:12

ShadowedFlames: Dec 26, 2009; Shoot this guy in the face.; Fallen Rib

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin

#5 The Miz

#3 Roddy Piper

#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#8 Raven

#5 Rick Rude

#3 Jim Cornette

#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 21:34

Kirios: Jan 25, 2010

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin

#5 The Miz

#3 Roddy Piper

#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock

#4 Randy Savage

#6 Jim Ross

#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 21:35

Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013; Never believe in lies

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)

#4 Vince McMahon

#3 Roddy Piper

#7 Scott Steiner

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)

#4 Randy Savage

#6 Jim Ross

#2 CM Punk

# ? May 22, 2017 21:49

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

#8 Hulk Hogan

#5 The Miz

#3 Roddy Piper

#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#8 Raven

#4 Randy Savage

#3 Jim Cornette

#7 Ted DiBiase

# ? May 22, 2017 21:52

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Ooh! Are we messing with Adora?

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)

#4 Vince McMahon

#3 Roddy Piper

#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)

#4 Randy Savage

#3 Jim Cornette

#7 Ted DiBiase

# ? May 22, 2017 22:16

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

Whoops, missed the first round of voting.

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin
#4 Vince McMahon
#6 Jerry Lawler
#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)
#4 Randy Savage
#3 Jim Cornette
#7 Ted DiBiase

# ? May 22, 2017 22:33

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

# ? May 22, 2017 23:13

The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

RINGMASTER REGION
#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)
#4 Vince McMahon
#6 Jerry Lawler
#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION
#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)
#5 Rick Rude
#3 Jim Cornette
#2 CM Punk

# ? May 23, 2017 00:00

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 17:25

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

RINGMASTER REGION

#1 Steve Austin (#3 Overall seed)

#4 Vince McMahon

#6 Jerry Lawler

#2 Dusty Rhodes

FLEX KAVANA REGION

#1 The Rock (#4 Overall seed)

#4 Randy Savage

#3 Jim Cornette

#2 CM Punk

# ? May 23, 2017 00:12

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