The Dunk King Part 2: The Return of the Fraudulent 60 inch Vertical

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 26, 2007; organize digital employees

So there are two Kilganons? Are they Dunk Brothers

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

HOLY poo poo

# ? May 18, 2017 04:09

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

this guy looks like the movie Suicide Squad gave birth to a person

# ? May 18, 2017 04:09

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Jordan should've won the last dunk king!! He better not choke this time

# ? May 18, 2017 04:09

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

THAT IS A DUNK

# ? May 18, 2017 04:10

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

BLUE HAIRED WHITE GUY OH MY GOD YES

that dunkkk

# ? May 18, 2017 04:10

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 26, 2007; organize digital employees

That was impressive

# ? May 18, 2017 04:10

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That was impressive

I mean...he windmilled and still went elbow-deep into the rim :stare:

# ? May 18, 2017 04:11

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; #1 Pelican Fan

An elbow dunk from a 6'1" dude? :wow:

# ? May 18, 2017 04:11

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

doin it for the mayo boys

# ? May 18, 2017 04:12

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

hahaha good lord

He loving looked like he did that off a trampoline

# ? May 18, 2017 04:12

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDEFEATED, UNDISPUTED DUNK KING OF THE WORLD

# ? May 18, 2017 04:12

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

THE DUNK KING HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE

# ? May 18, 2017 04:13

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 26, 2007; organize digital employees

The Dunk Contest needs to be an Olympic sport

# ? May 18, 2017 04:13

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The Dunk Contest needs to be an Olympic sport

# ? May 18, 2017 04:13

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

I FREAKING LOVE DUNKS

# ? May 18, 2017 04:14

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 98

he is right though

# ? May 18, 2017 04:15

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Brolander posted:

I FREAKING LOVE DUNKS

dude, same

MY SISTER IS MY MOM *DUNKS*

# ? May 18, 2017 04:15

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The Dunk Contest needs to be an Olympic sport

# ? May 18, 2017 04:15

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Dr J is a good judge of dunks

# ? May 18, 2017 04:15

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Brolander posted:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 98

he is right though

# ? May 18, 2017 04:15

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Did that boy just say his sister is his mother

# ? May 18, 2017 04:16

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Brolander posted:

I FREAKING LOVE DUNKS

YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE FRIEND-O

# ? May 18, 2017 04:17

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; #1 Pelican Fan

Eltoasto posted:

MY SISTER IS MY MOM *DUNKS*

# ? May 18, 2017 04:17

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Thane Van Dyk fails again WOMP WOMP

# ? May 18, 2017 04:19

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Did that boy just say his sister is his mother

SHE'S MY SISTER *slap*
SHE'S MY MOTHER *slap*
SHE'S MY SISTER *slap*
SHE'S MY MOTHER *slap*

# ? May 18, 2017 04:21

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 26, 2007; organize digital employees

Forget it, it's Dunkintown

# ? May 18, 2017 04:22

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

acceptable jam

# ? May 18, 2017 04:22

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 26, 2007; organize digital employees

93 feels like a dagger in the land of 100s

# ? May 18, 2017 04:22

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

drat that dunk made one of the audience member's eyes cross

# ? May 18, 2017 04:23

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

that murderous 93 score

# ? May 18, 2017 04:23

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

That dunk deserved better imho

# ? May 18, 2017 04:24

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

That dunk deserved better imho

95

Vince Carter made that dunk look so easy way back when that it's probably hard to judge fairly

# ? May 18, 2017 04:24

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

That movie that Mr. Handsome is in? It's a Christian-themed sports movie.

Here are some reviews:

quote:

In a review for Focus on the Family, the film critic wrote, "Slamma Jamma has a good heart and fine messages. But perhaps more importantly for those who want to see the film, it showcases some amazing athleticism. While this basketball film sometimes stumbles a bit narratively and content-wise, on the court its slam dunk maestros literally soar."

In a review for MovieGuide, the film critic wrote, "SLAMMA JAMMA is an uplifting, positive movie with strong Christian faith and values. It calls on people to choose God�s love and turn to faith to overcome the world�s troubles."

In a review for The Hollywood Reporter, Frank Scheck wrote that the film combined its "inspirational and sports-movie tropes in hackneyed, unoriginal fashion" and it's "hoary, melodramatic plotting and painfully awkward dialogue leave nary a clich� untouched."

A review on Common Sense Media gave it one out of five stars stressing that "[u]nless you're a fan of the physical act of the slam dunk (of which there are plenty in this film), there's nothing to recommend in this artless redemption story. Slamma Jamma has a decent message -- hanging onto faith and fortitude is a decisive way to rise from the ashes of youthful 'mistakes' -- but the film itself is weighed down by so many missed opportunities that it's hard to watch."

# ? May 18, 2017 04:26

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

The loving ecf should be after the dunk king, only one is worth staying up for

# ? May 18, 2017 04:27

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

ugh polish nooooo

# ? May 18, 2017 04:27

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

The loving ecf should be after the dunk king, only one is worth staying up for

Show it before the Finals

# ? May 18, 2017 04:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 26, 2007; organize digital employees

Ice cold

This is real drama

# ? May 18, 2017 04:29

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Only needed an 80, went for 100.

Oops!

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# ? Mar 21, 2023 14:37

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

angela's gonna dump him

# ? May 18, 2017 04:30

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