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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I AM IN SUSPENSE

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Kenny is going to bail guy out, the producers aren't going to let guy drop out before the finals

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:
Oh poo poo this rules

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:
NOOOOO

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007

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#rigged

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Ten seconds to come up with a dunk... unless you're guy in which case you got like a minute and ten

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Only on dunk king will someone dunk on their mother and someone else dunk their engagement ring

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Only on dunk king will someone dunk on their mother and someone else dunk their engagement ring

Actually it's not an engagement ring it's a purity ring

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:
THE SEASON FINALE

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Metapod posted:

THE SEASON FINALE

This is for the DUNK CROWN

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

:f5:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007

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They should have a fifth episode of this that's just an hourlong dunk highlight reel, I bet they didn't expect the ECF to go past 4

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:
Lol a drumset

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

this is not a dunk, this is a drum solo

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007

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That was a lot better than when Victor Oladipo tried singing before trying to dunk

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Kenny Smith is everyone's really lame dad who tries to act cool, but he happened to play in the NBA.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
let's gooooooooooooooooooooo

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Oh, so this is why no one was discussing this in the GDT

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007

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A TRON DUNK...


that failed :negative:

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

A TRON DUNK...


that failed :negative:

must have dedicated it to the sequel

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Jota posted:

must have dedicated it to the sequel

gently caress

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

This dude is dedicating his dunk to cancer.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007

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How does a dunker that fails on the first attempt and almost fails the second time get just two points lower than a successful first attempt

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

jumping over your mom adds like a million points to the difficulty level because if you gently caress up you will never ever hear the end of it

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How does a dunker that fails on the first attempt and almost fails the second time get just two points lower than a successful first attempt

the drum solo was p. lame

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I SHALL DUNK OVER THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMEN IN MY LIFE

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

OH COME ON SHE WAS SITTING DOWN :colbert:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Jota posted:

must have dedicated it to the sequel

:lol:

Also, bullshit she was sitting

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Crazy Ted posted:

OH COME ON SHE WAS SITTING DOWN :colbert:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007

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"Dunking on your mom" would be taken by most people as a bad thing

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:
Lol the crown

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Shaq really felt that one.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
i like to believe that that dunk killed her cancer

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

imo Flight is gonna get the money at the end of the night

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

pop quiz, which is more embarrassing:

*missing a dunk over your fiancÚ who you were planning on proposing to immediately after, in front of a national tv audience

*your fiancÚ rejecting your proposal after you dunk over her, in front of a national tv audience

*being guy dupuy

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

DC Murderverse posted:

pop quiz, which is more embarrassing:

*missing a dunk over your fiancÚ who you were planning on proposing to immediately after, in front of a national tv audience

*your fiancÚ rejecting your proposal after you dunk over her, in front of a national tv audience

*being guy dupuy
*dunking over a two-fool tall drum set and then doing a solo that sounded like you were a three-year-old going through a Grand Mal seizure with drumsticks in his hands*

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007

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These dedication dunks are real heartbreakers

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



ok 3rd try and all but the dunk was better than most of the rest.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
congrats on making your signature dunk on the third attempt you worthless sack of poo poo

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Thats a nice dunk

Too bad it took 3 tries

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