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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Opals25 posted:

Lets go Preds!

:perfect:

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Chuck visiting the fun, dramatic, and interesting playoffs I see.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

i would like to see crosby play 10 mins in the 3rd plz

As a defenseman while Hainsey sits on his rear end? I can get behind this plan actually.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



charles owns

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



lmao barkley you loving own

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Ginette Reno posted:

I'm worried about Sully taking the wrong lessons from this and scratching Archibald and/or putting Kunitz back in the top six. These lines have actually worked decently well.

I would swap Hornqvist and Rust though. Horny plays better with Sid and Rust plays better with Malkin.

Can we just make Hainsey and Maata play 13 minutes a game and just suffer with tired dudes?

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



they can't fire me lmao

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

i would like to see crosby play 10 mins in the 3rd plz

He's been real good tonight. Like by his standards good.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
lmao "they can't fire me"

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

hahahhaha milbury is so honestly bewildered

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I love you Charles Barkley

El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007
Omfg can we have drunk Chuck on nhl games forever and ever

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Abner Assington posted:

lmao "they can't fire me"

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

Is he wasted hahaha I love this segment

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
holy poo poo Charles Barkley "I wanna see the gator eat his rear end"

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Captain Internet posted:

Can we just make Hainsey and Maata play 13 minutes a game and just suffer with tired dudes?

I'm morbidly curious just how exhausted Jultz or Dumo would have to get before they become as bad as Maatta, let alone Hainsey

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
look if tnt fires barkley just hire him and fire the gently caress out of milbury

dude is fire right now

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

oh man barkley just blew any good will lol

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Eric the Mauve posted:

I'm morbidly curious just how exhausted Jultz or Dumo would have to get before they become as bad as Maatta, let alone Hainsey

It would legit take a loving lot. No joke, I seriously saw him complete a single pass. Like one pass, one wide shot. Every time he touches the puck it goes to Nashville. It's just a question of if it's a turnover in the offensive zone, the defensive zone, or the neutral zone (the most common)

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I've always loved Chuck and I'm glad he's isn't afraid to say whatever the hell he wants.

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Second funniest segment today after Ilya's.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Abner Assington posted:

look if tnt fires barkley just hire him and fire the gently caress out of milbury

dude is fire right now

And then he openly appreciated the Bettman. :rip:

E: oh yeah and Milbury :barf:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004


Nap Ghost
Barkley rules

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
"I'm so glad to be here. The NBA playoffs have not been great."

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i agree with charles barkley's stance on jeremy roenick getting eaten by an alligator

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Lmao that Barkley segment. Then cut to the band and.... commercial.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

dont be mean to me posted:

And then he openly appreciated the Bettman. :rip:

E: oh yeah and Milbury :barf:
Is it better to praise the Milbury or be the Milbury?

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

Eric the Mauve posted:

I'm morbidly curious just how exhausted Jultz or Dumo would have to get before they become as bad as Maatta, let alone Hainsey
Considering Hainsey seems to pass the puck to predator skates regularly, and I really believe that Marta stopped sharpening his skates back in march, I'm thinking even an exhausted Jultz would be better.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

Lmao at Keith jones getting bumped for a drunk sir Charles

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

The more you temper a stick, the stronger it becomes
Fun Shoe
Can we just keep drunk Barkley on and shoot Jones and Milbury into the sun?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Abner Assington posted:

Is it better to praise the Milbury or be the Milbury?

Thought experiments like that are how we got Trump.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

was just about to post this hahaha


oh luongo :allears:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
A sampling of actual things Charles Barkley has said on TV over the years:

Charles on a guy who'd gotten hit in the face with a basketball being carried off on a stretcher while his young daughter was crying:

quote:

You know why that little girl's crying? It's because she's thinking 'my daddy's a wussy'.

Charles on whether he'd been to the Alabama governor's mansion:

quote:

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning.

Charles on his last contract negotiation:

quote:

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

Charles on his personal ethics:

quote:

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

Charles on his time as a student-athlete:

quote:

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Can we just keep drunk Barkley on and shoot Jones and Milbury into the sun?

Keith Jones is fine, milbury is really really bad

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



they really can't fire barkley, he's great on TNT.....not as good as shaq though

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Good soup! posted:

Keith Jones is fine, milbury is really really bad

I liked Keith Jones when he was a Flyer and he's not awful as an analyst. Plus he saved Lindros's life, so major brownie points there.

Ceramics
May 26, 2014

Eric the Mauve posted:

A sampling of actual things Charles Barkley has said on TV over the years:

He owns i concur

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Hip Now and Wow! posted:

Considering Hainsey seems to pass the puck to predator skates regularly, and I really believe that Marta stopped sharpening his skates back in march, I'm thinking even an exhausted Jultz would be better.

hainsey's signature play is to have time & space to make a clear zone exit pass, but then, just as all the pens are up ice, decide to turn back into his own zone and jam the puck against the boards for no loving reason until an opposing player comes and successfully scrums it away from him. when he's really on, you might even see him do this 3 or 4 times in one shift!

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

dont be mean to me posted:

Thought experiments like that are how we got Trump.

Trump is a great hockey player. Oh yeah, just Ask anyone, he has the most scorings ever. Bigly scores..

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Eric the Mauve posted:

A sampling of actual things Charles Barkley has said on TV over the years:

Charles on a guy who'd gotten hit in the face with a basketball being carried off on a stretcher while his young daughter was crying:


Charles on whether he'd been to the Alabama governor's mansion:


Charles on his last contract negotiation:


Charles on his personal ethics:


Charles on his time as a student-athlete:

This is fantastic.

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