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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hip Now and Wow! posted:

Trump is a great hockey player. Oh yeah, just Ask anyone, he has the most scorings ever. Bigly scores..

yeah, but is he better than Putin?

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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Opals25 posted:

Lets go Preds!

just quoting this because I also loved it

go preds

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

BiohazrD posted:

they really can't fire barkley, he's great on TNT.....not as good as shaq though



I suspect if he wasn't on TNT I never would have had to see Shaq's foot though.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Opals25 posted:

Lets go Preds!

Xtanstic
Nov 22, 2007

Cbc commentators so bad they have to call in Charles Barkley to be a ringer huh

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Good soup! posted:

Keith Jones is fine, milbury is really really bad

Keith Jones is okay at best.

The only good analyst is Ferraro and that's because he equal opportunity makes fun of everyone

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




Holy poo poo I love Luongo

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014



The penguins are going to tie this game

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
lmao Barkley on the SN feed.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Infidel Castro posted:

I liked Keith Jones when he was a Flyer and he's not awful as an analyst. Plus he saved Lindros's life, so major brownie points there.

Keith Jones is probably the least biased member of the NBC panel. So of course he's the one that gets kicked off for all the guest stars.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Mage_Boy posted:

Keith Jones is probably the least biased member of the NBC panel. So of course he's the one that gets kicked off for all the guest stars.

Well yeah, you need Milbury in there for those HOT TAKES.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Infidel Castro posted:

I liked Keith Jones when he was a Flyer and he's not awful as an analyst. Plus he saved Lindros's life, so major brownie points there.

Keith Jones makes fun of Mike Milbury on air so he's alright by me.

Go Preds! Make PK Subban happy because it makes Milbury irrationally angry.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Pens probably gonna lose this game because their lovely defensemen don't even loving realize they can just tackle dudes because it's the cup.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

drinkin beer for good luck

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

Nbc hire me, I'll get high as gently caress and talk about hockey for thirty minutes and I'll have some good poo poo to say I promise

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

drinkin beer for good luck

Same, Lionshead,

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Captain Internet posted:

Pens probably gonna lose this game because their lovely defensemen don't even loving realize they can just tackle dudes because it's the cup.

Don't be so harsh, in Hainsey and Maatta's cases you have to realize that you can't tackle someone unless you can reach them

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Penguins confused, as offsides was called prior to an opponents goal and review

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i can't find a clip of it, but my favorite barkley moment on tv was $10,000 being awarded to a charity and him announcing the amount as "one hand of blackjack"

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

maatta outdoing himself

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

YES...HAHAHAHA....EGG!
The Preds should start introducing their goaltender as

The GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS Pekka Rinne.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Seriously, fans of team "not the pens" watch every Hainsey and Maata possession.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

VJeff posted:

The Preds should start introducing their goaltender as

The GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS Pekka Rinne.

lol I wasn't sure if I way hearing things there

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 20, 2014



The period is off to a roaring start

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

murray with some bush league gamesmanship

CobwebMustardseed
Apr 7, 2011

And some said he would just be a shell of his former self upon his return.
Why does Ollie Maatta look like he has a grown man's body but a three year old baby's head?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Captain Internet posted:

Seriously, fans of team "not the pens" watch every Hainsey and Maata possession.

believe me, they are

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

like, look at hainsey deliver teh shittiest loving hip check of all time

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

CobwebMustardseed posted:

Why does Ollie Maatta look like he has a grown man's body but a three year old baby's head?

And an octogenarian's legs

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Hainsey made a competent play there, maybe even two.

I feel like this should be noted just because.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Is there a discord chat?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Vegas definitely won't take Maatta after this series, so the Pens can safely expose him and protect Letang/Dumo/Jultz, assuming they can figure their way to keeping Jultz around which I certainly hope they can.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

CobwebMustardseed posted:

Why does Ollie Maatta look like he has a grown man's body but a three year old baby's head?

Hypermobility syndrome. Same reason Crosby looks super young and Briere probably still gets carded.

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS
Just hook him you idiots. They aren't calling anything.

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
https://twitter.com/TesslerSports/status/871914332384354304

holy god

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010


loving hell lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


:barf:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Captain Internet posted:

Just hook him you idiots. They aren't calling anything.

It does seem like the Preds have figured this out and the Penguins have not

It may be a side effect of Sullivan's wildly successful campaign to get the Penguins to stop committing dumbass penalties all the time, they no longer know how to hook and hold and interfere when they're allowed to

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Pens D look absolutely toast

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Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

That was the end of the 2nd. When it happened live I thought he was dead

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