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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; *dubstep intensifies*

On ESPN2 right now.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:13

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Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; Wet

I ate two bratwurst yesterday.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:14

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Best part of the day

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:14

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; You make it feel me good
Do you wanna upside down
You make it feel me good
Don't you wanna up and down

MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE OF THIS GENERATION

Vs

Guy that does a bunch of eating challenges on Youtube

And some other people. I think of them paints his face.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:18

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I am so dang ready to hear these intros

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:26

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Does Eater X still compete?

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:31

OrangeKing: Dec 4, 2002; They do play in October!

"Specializes in candy and pie events"

I like the idea that it takes specialization to eat M&Ms and rhubarb

Edit: GO LOCUST

OrangeKing fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jul 4, 2017

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:32

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Oh god the old man is gonna die on stage

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:35

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbU_q_ILpM

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:36

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

FREE KOBAYASHI.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:41

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

lmao

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:42

blast0rama: Aug 13, 2003; Tingly.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Does Eater X still compete?

According to what I read on Wikipedia, he retired last year, saying he can only do dumb things so long. Really.

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:43

OrangeKing: Dec 4, 2002; They do play in October!

Fake chews.

Fake chews.

Anyway, that's a lot of hot dogs

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:50

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Whoa Chestnut on an incredible pace out of the gate

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:50

OrangeKing: Dec 4, 2002; They do play in October!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Whoa Chestnut on an incredible pace out of the gate

"Like a tremendous machine!"

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:51

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Lil Yachty was just 9 years old!

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:52

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

who is this loving dweeb on commentary

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:55

OrangeKing: Dec 4, 2002; They do play in October!

Cincotti is pushing Chestnut, you like to see that level of competition in a prestigious event like this one

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:56

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

corn on the cop posted:

who is this loving dweeb on commentary

Joey is beloved here, like Justin Trudeau at a women's march

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:58

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

72 hot dogs and buns

# ? Jul 4, 2017 16:59

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jul 4, 2017

# ? Jul 4, 2017 17:03

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

corn on the cop posted:

should be the background of sas

# ? Jul 4, 2017 19:39

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

corn on the cop posted:

this doesn't really take into account his intangibles though

# ? Jul 4, 2017 20:02

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Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

What's his career WAR (wursts above replacement)?

# ? Jul 4, 2017 21:47

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