The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urCG4A4fa6k

Dingerfest is tonight at eight, but I'm sure there'll be some dipshit band playing some crap beforehand. The Machine will be pleased.

Here are some matchups. Marlins vs. Yanks x2!!!!!

1 Giancarlo Stanton (MIA, 26 dingers) vs. 8 Gary Sanchez (NYY, 13)
2 Aaron Judge (NYY, 30) vs. 7 Justin Bour (MIA, 20)
3 Cody Bellinger (LAD, 25) vs. 6 Charlie Blackmon (COL, 20)
4 Mike Moustakas (KC, 25) vs. 5 Miguel Sano (MIN, 21)

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C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

I've been waiting for years to use this thread title hth

# ? Jul 10, 2017 21:03

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

can't wait to watch Judge destroy everything

dude's insane

# ? Jul 10, 2017 21:05

DJExile: Jun 27, 2007

give me all the hard stroked dongs

# ? Jul 10, 2017 21:31

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

DJExile posted:

give me all the hard stroked dongs

# ? Jul 10, 2017 22:04

Kirios: Jan 25, 2010

Over / under: 2.5 times the home run feature is hit

# ? Jul 10, 2017 22:55

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

sano will win

# ? Jul 10, 2017 22:57

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

I hope no one hits a home run

# ? Jul 10, 2017 22:59

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

I hope Giancarlo hits a hundred bombs and I hope an Aaron Judge liner kills a child

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:42

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

long dong thread

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:44

BetterLekNextTime: Jul 22, 2008; It's all a matter of perspective...; Grimey Drawer

I hope the winner donates their home runs to charity (Giants)

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:44

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Abel Wingnut posted:

sano will win

I sure hope so.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:44

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

BetterLekNextTime posted:

I hope the winner donates their home runs to charity (Giants)

The Giants give a lot of those away anyways! :v:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:46

DJExile: Jun 27, 2007

Reformed Pissboy posted:

I hope Giancarlo hits a hundred bombs and I hope an Aaron Judge liner kills a child

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:47

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 9, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

How does some rear end in a top hat with less than 20 home runs get into the Derby?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:47

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:47

DJExile: Jun 27, 2007

fast cars loose anus posted:

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

gently caress yes

E: vvvv lol

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:50

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

fast cars loose anus posted:

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

I hope he does this in the actual event but they cut the camera to the rafters and Sting is up there and drives it back down

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:50

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

C. Everett Koop posted:

I've been waiting for years to use this thread title hth

you should have waited longer imo

Abel Wingnut posted:

sano will win

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:51

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

fast cars loose anus posted:

Aaron Judge hit the roof in warmups

Aaron Judge loses the HRD when its discovered that hitting the roof is a Ground-Rule Double

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:51

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i can't believe that the beefy lad sucks too much to be in this

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:52

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Let's all hope the dinger machine is well oiled and ready to handle tonight's load of HR.

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

are they just going to run it continuously?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:54

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

i hope my son Aaron Judge hits the longest homer

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:54

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 9, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

lol gently caress Pit Bull

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:54

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

i can't believe that the beefy lad sucks too much to be in this

"And now presenting tonight's special wild card entry..."

~*Thuggish Ruggish Bone begins to play over the PA*~

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:55

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008; PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE VINCE MCMAHON LEGAL DEFENSE FUND

Oh my god those Rockford Peach guys

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:55

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Popete posted:

"And now presenting tonight's special wild card entry..."

~*Thuggish Ruggish Bone begins to play over the PA*~

The irony would be Schwarber would spend the HRD hitting nothing but singles.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:55

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Start the HRD while this is happening

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:56

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

tim k is dancin!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:57

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

look at this obviously taped performance

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:58

MrMidnight: Aug 2, 2006

An Apple A Gay posted:

tim k is dancin!

That he wasnt one of the on air guys laid off?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:58

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Pitbull sucks

hth

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:58

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Sydin posted:

The irony would be Schwarber would spend the HRD hitting nothing

Hitting singles would be if a Giant was in it

Unless it was Posey, but then the other competitors would psych him into grounding out by standing at 1st and 2nd base

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:58

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

VikingSkull posted:

I hope he does this in the actual event but they cut the camera to the rafters and Sting is up there and drives it back down

hahahaha

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:58

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

holy moly this is terrible

# ? Jul 10, 2017 23:58

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

IcePhoenix posted:

you should have waited longer imo

do not disrespect The Machine :colbert:

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

pit bull looks like he's 60 years old

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MrMidnight: Aug 2, 2006

Duke Chin posted:

holy moly this is terrible

Very. Please stop the pain

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