The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

HE CLEARED THE DINGER MACHINE

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I was promised a 500-footer. Get these wall-scrapers outta here, Judge.

Right as I say it, 501 feet

Thanks

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Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

501 feet, drat.

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

501

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

501 oh my god

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Intruder posted:

Bour is the new #1 beefy lad

Porky lad

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:20

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

over the dinger machine :stare:

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Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

501ft jesus

Judge ate a whole jar of steroids today

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:20

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

F I V E H U N D R E D O N E F E E T

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VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

501 jesus christ

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another snowy day commute

lol the two guys who hit it the farthest are going to get eliminated.

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

RIP judge

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STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

He was like flicking hrs out and he's still a mile away from Bour.

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fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Hitting over the statue rules

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An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

h o l y f u c k

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The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

holy gently caress the moon gonna have to duck

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Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Judge is pulling the ball now oh man

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MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Judge not going to make it

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

OH GOD HERE HE GOES

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

Now the story becomes "Bour hits 22 homers in round 1 and gets eliminated"

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Judge is missing on a lot of these and hitting them out anyway

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

good lord

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sportsgenius86: Jun 17, 2008

Oh my god

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

HE HIT THE ROOF

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

hit the roof

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

LIGHTS HIT

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

roofshot

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Parker Lewis: Jan 4, 2006; Can't Lose

Oh my gentle Jesus.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:22

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

This is bananas

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:22

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

He's doing it :stare:

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

he might pull this off

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Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

hey....... this rules??

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:22

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

the dang judge

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:22

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

My god, Judge.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:22

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Justin Bour is a punkass chump

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

judge is inhuman

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The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

MrMidnight posted:

Judge not going to make it

lol pardon you???

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Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

God drat

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xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Holy poo poo

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fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

OH MY GOD

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