The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Sano killed Sanchez

Sano rules

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

That was so casual lol

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Time for a really absurd upset that will make Yankee fans mad

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Intruder posted:

Sano stops like a lil bitch

Sano gotta store his energy so he can hit the chaos dinger against Judge

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

bawfuls posted:

Time for a really absurd upset that will make Yankee fans mad

I sure hope so

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

sano hits 475' bombs casually

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

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glyph: Apr 6, 2006

Did anyone get a grab of the bracket with the hitters' heights and weights they showed before the first guy?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 02:48

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

bawfuls posted:

Time for a really absurd upset that will make Yankee fans mad

This would be proof of a benevolent baseball god

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Judge showed more pop to right than Bellinger

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

bawfuls posted:

Time for a really absurd upset that will make Yankee fans mad

It'll be like the year Hamilton hit 78 home runs in the First Round but Morneau actually won it lol

Or the year Morneau won the MVP over DERRICK JEETAH

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sportsgenius86: Jun 17, 2008

Play our hot new game free!

*game is pacman*

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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Bellingers hella gassed

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

I swear that's Ann Coulter

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EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

TIME TO APPROACH THE BENCH

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

Couldn't even get the bonus 30. Shameful.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Poque posted:

Bellingers hella gassed

Gassed and he's still hit thirteen ding-dings

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Intruder posted:

I swear that's Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter has never hosed

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Intruder posted:

I swear that's Ann Coulter

I pray that Ann doesn't have any kids.

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another snowy day commute

I don't think that's going to be enough to beat ~~HR-Bot 9000~~ Judge.

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glyph: Apr 6, 2006

Intruder posted:

I swear that's Ann Coulter

Right?!?

Wife and I are blown away Ann Coulter is a fashion icon for anyone.

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Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Gonna have to put Judge on the DL after being jerked off by these announcers for the last hour

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

mother of god

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Hope Judge doesn't golf with that slice :grin:

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

did that kid just take that scorcher to the face?

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Judge toying with hitting everything oppo just to make it fair

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Judge is popping em up to the second deck

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

did that kid just take that scorcher to the face?

haha it really looked liek it

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another snowy day commute

Bellinger

"What do you think your chances are of advancing here?"

"Negative twelve."

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xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

The degree to which Cody is resigned to his fate is adorable

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

DJExile posted:

haha it really looked liek it

It definitely knocked his hat off

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Parker Lewis: Jan 4, 2006; Can't Lose

AHAHAHA HOLY poo poo

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

513

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tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

WHAT THE gently caress

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

513

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

504 and 513 :supaburn:

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

FIVE

THIR

TEEN

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

JESUS gently caress

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Oh my god

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Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

504! 513! What is happening!?!?

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