The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Bob James posted:

sano was sabotaged by his pitcher

It was mercy. He didn't want to have to see Sano get false hope.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:25

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# ? Oct 9, 2024 02:23

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

VikingSkull posted:

you know what's crazy?

he's probably gonna get fatter

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:25

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

bawfuls posted:

drat shame he's a Yankee

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:25

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

Yeah, Sano was too deliberate with his pace. Tatis definitely cost him some numbers, but he was drawing dead to Judge either way.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:25

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Judge had what like two minutes left?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:26

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Time for Celebrity Softball!

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:26

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Sydin posted:

that too

just a 6'7 350lbs hamhock smacking 600ft dongers

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:26

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

do the players get to legit keep it or does it travel?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:26

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

drat shame he's a Yankee

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:26

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Waffles Inc. posted:

do the players get to legit keep it or does it travel?

Make it like the Stanley Cup. Engrave the winners' names on it but it changes hands each year.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:27

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; Just Cubspost

And now it's time for the fun part:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:27

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

I blame the Mets for breaking Cespedes and denying us an even greater HRD

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:27

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/884599663650893824

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:27

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

bump_fn posted:

Judge had what like two minutes left?

Yeah it wasn't even remotely close. Judge smoked Bellinger and Sano with multiple minutes left on the clock.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:27

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

New Concept Hole posted:

I blame the Mets for breaking Cespedes and denying us an even greater HRD

Hell, same

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:27

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

when is the last time jenny finch wasn't the pitcher at the celebrity game

RICKY

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:28

Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

Some enterprising souls gonna make a spray chart for Judge's dongs, yeah?

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:28

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

bawfuls posted:

Owns hard he's a Yankee

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:28

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

And now it's time for the fun part:

Thankfully they didn't invite ~~Bryant~~ ~~Rizzo~~ ~~Happ~~ ~~Schwarber~~ a Cub.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:28

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Omnikin posted:

Some enterprising souls gonna make a spray chart for Judge's dongs, yeah?

https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/hr_derby

It was the ones off the end of his bat that still went 400' opposite field that got me going the most.

Well, and the 513' one.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:29

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

the celebrity softball game is a loving abomination

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:31

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

the celebrity softball game is a loving abomination

If they're gonna do it just bring back Rock 'n' Jock

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:32

Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Wow this softball is deeply bad

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:32

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

the NBA all-star game is terrible in much better ways

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:33

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Crazy Ted posted:

If they're gonna do it just bring back Rock 'n' Jock

Rock n Jock was only really any good for basketball

Seeing Bill Bellamy airball the 10 pointer was always fun

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:33

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008; by vyelkin

Omnikin posted:

Some enterprising souls gonna make a spray chart for Judge's dongs, yeah?

I got a spray chart for these dongs :gizz:

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:33

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Rickey Henderson popping the chain is great.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:33

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/884600808771289088

oh and stugotz should have been in this

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:35

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This cancer kid sucks at base running

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:35

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

https://twitter.com/darenw/status/884599907486707712

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:36

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

WienerDog posted:

https://twitter.com/darenw/status/884599907486707712

Why'd they wait a week to put on the real fireworks show

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:39

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Everybody else was majority pull with a couple of dead center shots.

Then there's Judge.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 03:40

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Intruder posted:

Rock n Jock was only really any good for basketball

Seeing Bill Bellamy airball the 10 pointer was always fun

I dunno

Watching Cecil Fielder strike out in slow-pitch softball was real funny

# ? Jul 11, 2017 04:33

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Inspector_666 posted:

bawfuls posted:
Owns hard he's a Yankee

this is forums libel and you'll be hearing from my internet lawyer shortly

bawfuls fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Jul 11, 2017

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Judge is further evidence that we should just abolish football and make the kids play real sports

# ? Jul 11, 2017 13:58

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