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Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

If you don't giggle a bit after ever monster dong than I just dunno about your soul tbh

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

off the dinger machine!!

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Abel Wingnut posted:

a 30 for 30 on mike francesa

good grief
(wakes up mid-interview)

WAITUHSECKUN, WAITUHSECKUN--ANDY PETTITE IS A STAHTING PITCHUH!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Homerun Derby just doesn't feel the same without Boomer's constant "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"s and "all the way to (insert geographical location)"s.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
WOW

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

:airquote: retired :airquote:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I feel like now that they have the technology to measure the distance of home runs, they should do a home run derby where the winner is determined by the number of feet of all their combined dingers.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!
Good start, I think?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
One foul ball should eliminate you from the tournament.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute

Vertical Lime posted:

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

Apparently not enough to set it off during the derby :mad:

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007
This event has the ugliest color scheme this year.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Vertical Lime posted:

how much public money was spent on the dinger machine

The answer to this will always be not enough.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!
Nice catch, fan

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

Usually it's Chris Berman so yes

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I feel like Moustakas is the most likely to bust here

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Are HRD commentators usually this obnoxiously bad?

Hahahaha, oh man did you miss some great years.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute
Moustakas choking hard.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Homerun Derby just doesn't feel the same without Boomer's constant "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"s and "all the way to (insert geographical location)"s.

Cuba.


It would be Cuba for every single donger in this particular instance..

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe
Seriously the Dinger Machine should go off either constantly or after someone directly bonks a dong off the Machine, paying it proper tribute.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Moose sucks.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

AsInHowe posted:

This event has the ugliest color scheme this year.

ugly, gaudy things coming out of Miami WHY I NEVER

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
gently caress your wall scrapers, I want more Sano like bombs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!
350-foot line drive dingers are BORING

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Get these cheap rear end pieces of poo poo out of here. Sano's moonshots should count for 3 times as much

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute
Of course now that I say that he's in a groove now. :stare:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This is what happens when you expect a Royal to hit dongs

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going

WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund
This split screen is bunk. I wanna admire the home run in all its glory.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

New Concept Hole posted:

My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going

Everyone is.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

New Concept Hole posted:

My mom's mad the dinger machine isn't going

Everyone is. Its bullshit

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute
That you cannot throw another pitch until the ball lands means bullshit line drive homeruns are actually penalized vs incredible moonshots, doesn't it?

Dumb format imo.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Just leave on the Spanish commentary

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Pancakes posted:

Moose sucks.

(my extremely 2015 mets fan voice) agreed

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

marioinblack posted:

Just leave on the Spanish commentary

bek bek bek bek bek

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Moose might be screwed by the lack of bonus

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
little league fielding owns

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
First hit kid

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
They should have had three cameras for this thing. One for the player, one to track the ball, and one for the dinger machine.

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