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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)
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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

 lol let's be real, Logan Morrison would have hit six homers that were all liners

Stanton is shook

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute
lol is Stanton's pitcher cheating?

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Uhhhh he's not doing so good!

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

 Nice groundballs there Mike

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Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

 nooo

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

 Stanton is cheating

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
496

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Stanton :smith:

Well not that bomb, jesus

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sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

 Good god

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン！
496 feet :stonk:

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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

 who is that woman!!! jeez thanks lady

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


 496 :stare:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute
496 for Stanton :stonk:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 when did the baseball men decide to start using the word load

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
496!

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Petition to have a camera on CarMart during the whole thing. His little-kid astonishment is always glorious.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 RIP Giancarlo Stanton, peparoni and cheez

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン！
Someone's gotta break 500 feet tonight please

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
That 496 is probably the best he will get :smith:

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
496 !

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
this pitcher is cheating and throwing too early

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
the new PEDs rule this is great

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Someone's gotta break 500 feet tonight please
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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
he's finally warmed up

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Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

 yeeaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Oh poo poo, he's rolling

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


 GROOVE FOUND

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン！
He's in a groove now

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Did that kid just loving rob one

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sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

 Dear lord this run

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
That same kid with two good catches

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another snowy day commute
Holy poo poo Stanton is rolling

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 good god giancarlo

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nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
 good thing i was hungry for taters tonight

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
This is insane

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
:gonk:

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

An Apple A Gay posted:

who is that woman!!! jeez thanks lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBPeRqi3v0

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
OH MY GOD

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

 This guy loving owns

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン！
holy poo poo :supaburn:

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