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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol what is this pitcher doing?

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Announcers have never seen batting practice before

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

 He's so gassed

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
drat he's running out of gas

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

By the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses".
aw, he choked

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 This format is a.million times better than the old one

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Clutch poo poo there

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007


 STANTON

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
30 seconds to hit 3 dingers

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Haha... gawtdamn

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

 Jesus

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns owns

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 This is already the most fun derby

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND
:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I think making them wait til they land is dumb just let the swing as fast as either the pitcher/batter's arms can loving go.

Like, I get WHY they do it but still it'd be funnier to just let em go

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Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

 10 over 440 ft. loving hell yeah

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I believe in you Stanton

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
He might do it!

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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Lol Posey's reaction

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007


 this place is gonna go apeshit

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

 I love Stanton but goddamnit Gary needs to win it

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

This format is a.million times better than the old one

I'm right there with you. This is pretty cool.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
That longest HR chart, lmao

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hallelujah and
Holy gently caress Giancarlo

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nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
 c h o ke

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Oh noooooooo the pop-up killed him :negative:

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Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

 noooo. boooooo the yankees booo boooo

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Damnnnnn

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
CHOKE

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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

 Gary advances!!!

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Giancarlo :smith:

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Booooooooooooo

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Jesus that was amazing anyway

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incompetent
Jun 3, 2013

 what a loser

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007


 lol welp

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Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

 I AM SO HYPE

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
ran outta juice, shoulda had more juice

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
RIP national league

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Someone needs to quit to let Stanton move on

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION


Toilet Rascal
Too much quality over quantity, drat

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mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

 Lol the pitcher wasn't giving a gently caress about waiting till the ball landed

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