The Dong Stroking Competition: FLAMINGOS ARE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (HRD GDT)

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sportsgenius86: Jun 17, 2008

That was maybe the best 20 minutes of HRD I've seen

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; ホームラン！

Bob James posted:

RIP national league

tomorrow too probably

Although last year it undoubtedly helped the Cubs win the World Series

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

RIP Giancarlo, even your cheating pitcher couldn't save you

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shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

16 dongs in round one and he lost, lol

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

That was maybe the best 20 minutes of HRD I've seen

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another snowy day commute

Bellinger next, right? I want to watch his incredibly weird swing hit 20 dongs.

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

that was a loving awesome round

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Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Sydin posted:

Bellinger next, right? I want to watch his incredibly weird swing hit 20 dongs.

Bour and Judge next

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

shadok posted:

16 dongs in round one and he lost, lol

This hrd is so good

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

i don't think bellinger has the stamina necessary for this, but we'll see

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The timed rounds are so much loving better than the strike rounds its not even funny.

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seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Giancarlo probably put on the best showing tonight and he won't advance lol

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Sanchez/Judge finals inshallah

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Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

The

from the announcers is always the worst part of the HR Derby.

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

gently caress everything else, shoot those two guys full of every substance and keep this round going

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seiferguy posted:

Giancarlo probably put on the best showing tonight and he won't advance lol

Judge is gonna hit a 520-footer and not advance

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

seiferguy posted:

Giancarlo probably put on the best showing tonight and he won't advance lol

it's his own drat fault for taking way too long to get into a rhythm

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another snowy day commute

Carlosologist posted:

Bour and Judge next

Over under of Judge choking horribly and Bour beating him? :v:

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Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

whoever said total distance should matter: god drat is that ever right. I don't want to see 20 line drives that dink into the bullpen, I want 15 colossal moonshots that permanently damage the stadium

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Sydin posted:

Over under of Judge choking horribly and Bour beating him?

34.7%

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

The reason why they showed that mural is that Loria is too cheap to hire real boobsy waitresses

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DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Reformed Pissboy posted:

whoever said total distance should matter: god drat is that ever right. I don't want to see 20 line drives that dink into the bullpen, I want 15 colossal moonshots that permanently damage the stadium

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another snowy day commute

I was lied to this is Blackmon/Bellinger :mad:

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Waffles Inc.: Jan 20, 2005

Reformed Pissboy posted:

whoever said total distance should matter: god drat is that ever right. I don't want to see 20 line drives that dink into the bullpen, I want 15 colossal moonshots that permanently damage the stadium

Same

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Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Sydin posted:

Over under of Judge choking horribly and Bour beating him?

I'll take the under, obviously :v:

but I am concerned that Judge will hit the ball too far and cost himself some swings

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Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Prerty cool that they're playing his walkup music in its entirety through his turn up

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Jubs posted:

The from the announcers is always the worst part of the HR Derby.

Get And One guy to call the derby.

OH BABY

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

I'll be ecstatic if Chuck Nasty somehow gets past the first round. Doubtful, though.

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Carlosologist posted:

I'll take the under, obviously

but I am concerned that Judge will hit the ball too far and cost himself some swings

Judge will lose because his ball will reach orbit and thus never reach the ground

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

blackmon is less exciting so far

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The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

I watched Sano crush dongs but missed everything else because I was cooking. What'd I miss?

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sportsgenius86: Jun 17, 2008

This is very meh for 10 dingers

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Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another snowy day commute

Blackmon isn't exactly hitting any majestic moon shots but he's putting plenty into the upper deck.

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Actually I changed my mind, he'll beat a choking Bellinger.

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

this splitscreen ad greatly angers me

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Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

at the fan losing a $40 hat in a fight over a $10 ball

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Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

The Berzerker posted:

I watched Sano crush dongs but missed everything else because I was cooking. What'd I miss?

Stanton eliminated by El Gary.

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

The Berzerker posted:

I watched Sano crush dongs but missed everything else because I was cooking. What'd I miss?

Stanton/Sanchez had the most majestic round ever

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Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Bob James posted:

blackmon is less exciting so far

Bombcarlo sucked the air out of the stadium

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Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Honestly the best part of Blackmon is his post-game interviews.

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